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mirahxox: There is a house in new orleans They call the rising sun It’s been the ruin of many poor girls And me, I’m one, oh god And me, oh god, am one
obeybullsbro: the-obey-diamond: http://the-obey-diamond.tumblr.com/ Follow me or leave? follow me..http://weheartit.com/obey420 I follow backFollow me dope more herehttp://obeybullsbro.tumblr.com/ and please follow My friends http://illest-nena-swag.tu
domestic–doll:I get sooo turned on when guys bully me. Like, just annoy me, push me around, leave me no space on the couch, make fun of me…
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risaisafox: tianamira: Day in the life: lolita Elementary school teacher. My kindergarteners could not get enough of touching me and calling me Cinderella…..the whole school made me feel special♥♥ Coord inspired by @colormelolita so beautiful
jazzie560s-art: when someone tells me to do something I am already going to do the chances of me then doing that thing drop to -84375
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
mikemunroez: me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
conceptualsolitude: flushed-desperations: conceptualsolitude: concept: an irl block feature a restraining order? i’m thinking more along the lines of: they literally cannot see me, hear me, or interact with me irl, and if they try to talk about
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
vanitas-kiryuu: fire-salamander-dragneel: Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it… Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself
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justfortheheart: 06: “Honestly, it makes me so happy that God gave me people in my life that let me be as weird as I can get. People that enjoy my dark humor and my corny jokes (and my Teletubby costume :D).People that know I hate exercising but still
positivedoodles: [drawing of an axolotl saying “My fear won’t stop me. I can do this.” in a blue speech bubble.]
poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me:
memeufacturing: me: im sad todayperson: well at least tomorrow’s another day!!!me: yes thats the problem
bigdumbcutefaces: ladyjaneparker: Literally me petting me friends’ cats. me, all the time with zelda
jonborg123: ellie-abadeer: catgifcentral: I love you human, I won’t let go when people try to leave me @mewchamp look at this
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
earthdad: me: whats up? some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me me:
witchbreaux: a friend *stabs me in the kidney and empties my bank account* me: I can’t believe you would do this! I thought you cared about me! me a few days later: I apologize for shouting at you and I think I definitely need to recognize the part
bighuge: bighuge: bighuge: me when i love you! me when i freakin’ love you! ME WHEN I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
southpauz: Me: I’m taking the dog for a walk, mom! Mom: Really? You never do that. Me: Just felt like mixing it up. Dog: *dances around my legs excitedly* Me: *leans down and whispers* Now make no mistake I am bringing you along with me to act
gothhabiba: gothhabiba: a work of fiction: *tries to get me to feel sympathy for an evil white man* me: …………..anyways the news: *tries to get me to feel sympathy for an evil white man* me: …………..anyways
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
glorioustiel: honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
unofficiallydisney: snarlahazard: starlet-seraph: this vine made me 100% more emotionally stable Always reblog this I think about this vine so much and it’s given me so much peace
waywardwiz: I wanna know, can you show me I wanna know about these Strangers like me Tell me more, please show me Something’s familiar about these strangers like me
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
femsheparding: me, beginning to play mass effect: ok why does everyone love garrus? everyone seems to love romancing him, but why?me, hearing his voice for the first time:
gaelsdiego: the thought of me having sex: nice the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
racingbarakarts: me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me also me:
sridevi: me: *is a little sad* me: *puts on a lana del rey song* me:
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
jpshieux: “May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” Like many, Mass Effect 3 was an emotional roller coaster for me, and the ending left a very bitter taste in my mouth. For me, if there is one thing Shepard is
femshep-official: dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you @femsheparding
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
9-kageyama-tobio: otp: *confesses* me: nice otp: *accidentally confesses* me: n i c E otp: *accidentally confesses while in a heated argument* me, fanning myself with my hands: OHOHOHOHOHO N I C E
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against gender roles in general, but they’re so sexy to me in a D/s context. Yes, make me cook you stuff in nothing but a frilly apron. Make me do your laundry. Make me do my hair and makeup
submitforher: mood: collar me and own me. choke me and mark my body with little bruises. fuck me roughly.
acerotiburon:Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!
fennethianell: forgive me this Makorra fanart~ sketch [x]
themetaisawesome: #LET ME SCREAM AT U MY FEELS ABOUT THIS EPISODE#AND WHAT IT MEANT TO SEE THESE CHARACTERS#THESE FIERCE DAUNTLESS FEARSOME CHARACTERS#AS AWKWARD TEENAGERS FLIRTING AND ANGSTING AND PLAYING VOLLEYBALL#BUT EVERYTHING IS DONE WITH MILITARY
eowyn-daughterofkings: blackdistraction: savleighm: The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy x A I CANNOT WITH THESE TWO.
nevertoooldtolovemuppets: nevertoooldtolovemuppets: nevertoooldtolovemuppets: Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless. “Hubba wah?! HUBBA
tachibana-bodt: EXCUSE ME. WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN NOTCIED.
avalugg: A friend told me I should write a book on how to be cute lol
6-heures: KILL LA KILL ME 12x18, available at Anime North
iamsherlokidsweetie: anightvaleintern: boyswithbeardswithcats: zehletter: admirall-halsey: alekzmx: a whole buch of Guys with Cats Sorry but the black cat’s face is too much for me yes, this is relevant to my interests. Hmm hmm yes indeed
quietexhibitionist: THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
pokemon-global-academy: These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old
trollgun: Talk dirty to me
lapetitesirena: ymkef: badgal2: dzolamboto: oregonfairy: The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu. this always gives me chills Insane. Always reblog Sick I live there! ;)
beroberos: okay i sketched this super fast cuz I didn’t want anyone to beat me to it, I’ll do snapchats later