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obsessivelygalahad: psilentasincjelli: I fucking love the way this movie portrayed anxiety and anxiety attacks (though not necessarily the way other characters reacted to them ((namely the child)) but that’s another story) tell me anxiety isn’t
alienbotanist: mcgrlabroad: If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had
milkshakeprincess: the idea that sex and embracing your sexuality destroys innocence is as idiotic as it is dated, im thinking about having like four dicks inside of me but im still listening to thumbelina songs and rolling around like a puppy in my
braincolour: neurologically: orbitaldropkick: my sister is always talking to me about bears. It’s beary interesting Reblog to save a life spiffymuffin
glass-catfish: hobgoblinhero: 1871house: Strawberry Short Snake OH MY GOD NO THIS IS TOO ADORABLE AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME what a lovely snake (snake cake)
lierdumoa: battlenuggalope: Jurassic World, Mad Max Fury Road, and Little GirlsFor her birthday, we took my soon-to-be six year-old to Jurassic World. Prior to that, she had watched a bootleg copy of Fury Road with me after I had confirmed that it fit
My goal is to be rich enough to give people 赨 when they're short for rent and not even have to worry about them paying me back.
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
angrynerdyblogger: I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me
vann-haal: thehalfbloodprinceofbelair: so let me get something straight heresecretly in love with someone who shares a name with a flowerloses that love to a random guyresents random guy and is not afraid for him to knowends up having to take care of
lost-world-fucksociety: teppelin2232015:i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact This finally describes me
snickerdoots: we all need a little pick-me-upi deeply apologize for my recent inactivity, I’ve been dealing with a lot of personal stuff
atomicbombastic: me when ppl mention transformers
marvxel: james-wessley: kanthia: stitch-n-time: thing-for-ferryboats: sirl33te: asexualmagneto: danray002: simaraknows: gilbertbielschmidt: seduce me with ur history knowledge vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought
femmenace-t: pervocracy: postwhitesociety: hm I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from: 1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many
shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your
unwinona: tattoos-n-tokes: this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck “Your kid says hi.” -The sun
blitz-panda: purpleprosegang: I just love how unconditionally supportive the war boys are of each other. Support your friends like you’re war boys. WITNESS ME.
ipercalisse:red-the-sexy-owl:sweetguts:yumchocolatemilk:hotdogcephalopod:10knotes:catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner EverVia Bored Panda ARE YOU KIDDING ME I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE
i-must-be-odd: the-eagle-atarian: When there’s a genius plot twist and it was foreshadowed the whole time. I love it when good writing disintegrates me.
jessdrawz: Does anyone else have this terrible, nagging feeling that you should be drawing 24/7? Or is that just me???
redditfront: Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again…
lesnee: insert-silly-transformers-pun: inspired by the homestuck voice recognition meme Words fail me I’m crying
purajobot935: So I’m not sure what I’ve started, but I gave myself this goal of trying to get a Rewind sketch done by the various IDW TF artists. Here’s six so far… With many thanks to shafau, apolloniangasket and Fakebusker for helping me
lizardywizard: here let me mop those up for you
truclifford: gazzymouse: agent-carmilla-raudenfeld: d4rke57mund: me: *deletes fucking everything off my phone* phone: your storage is almost full When you delete things off of a mobile device (like a phone or digital camera), the file goes to your
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly there we go
thebuggu: angelicneonanime: sol–lux: someone: stop exaggerating the height differences between characters in your ships me: thebuggu I will ship the ships with the height differences. There is no other way.
amberfox17: spoopy-banana: Loki in his Jotunheim outfit + fat battle penguins in helmets A++++++ commission request. This was for me! :D Isn’t it AWESOME! SO CUTE!! I feel like it requires some explanation… This is all because claricechiarasorcha
fun-sized-owl: And all the kids cried out; “Please stop, you’re scaring me” I can’t help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should
bewitchedportraits: There you all go. Giving me that look.
erase me from your heart
Touch The Sky With Me
i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
Squeeze me… tight.
Show me.
All the touching… is for me. (See Also: rope)
Wait. …for me.
Give me something pretty to play with.
Ready… for me.
No need to push back… just let me enjoy you.
Play for me.
dumbworthlessfucktoys: “Oh my god daddyyyy, you’re so big. You’re gonna rip me apart” “Daddy couldn’t resist, princess. Just had to take”
always-arousedxxx: Hold my neck as you dominate my entire body and whisper all the dirty things you’re going to do to me. So fucking sexy…
forever-dirty-minded: Let me show you the meaning of ROUGH!
Fuck me on Floor
Just Me
Distract me...
