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jaclcfrost: if i lay here if i just lay here would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
airrogance: how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
Me, Myself, and Someone else
dieterunrath: Bring Me The Horizon - Shadow Moses [x]
panicatthedisco: Hold onto your tentacles. “Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time” video coming tomorrow to a computer near you.
Me shipping Thirteen x Rose unapologetically like
lx34e: me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
shaku-beito: garekin: THE WAY HE JUST SITS ON HIS LEG AND WHEN HARU MOVES IT UP HE MOVES UP TOO LIKE HIS CRACK AND SACK ARE ON HARU’S LEG HELP CRACK AND SACK!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!
clockpurse: the old couple behind me laughed
wiki-the-avatartimelord: HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
jacksonskik: me: omg my crush is coming what do we do?! friend: act natural
anatoly-vassy: katsallday: So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and ME gA N
pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
sorry: a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
inkerdoodle: excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
teencry: i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
letticiae: Shepard: We’ll talk later, Kaidan. Kaidan: I’d like that. me: *giggles like an idiot*
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
codeinewarrior: *walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato “sir we don’t serve that” don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
h0llo: catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
bluejeanchan: If my otp is your notp and you still follow me you deserve an award for being such a trooper.
halotharfroggies: maxwelllabs: the word “dork” has lost all meaning for me. what exactly makes someone “dorky” If you DON’T wear a backwards hat, a sweater in the summer, and ride a bike, you are automatically dorky.
littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too. Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things: asking someone to be patient confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
sourwolf: man can’t people just dislike characters anymore just because?? like why does there always have to be some deep underlying reason other than the fact that the characters annoys the ever loving shit out of me or I don’t like their prickly
zubatarang: princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.
queerchesters: arterialspurt: queerchesters: fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them. you over estimate your skill and underestimate the
sexhaver: german anime censorship gives me life
tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
nedsseveredhead: Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
me-taedet-huius-vitae: Kate Beaton is perfect
me-patra: colored some sketchbook doodles
me as a high school economics teacher
radioactivemongoose: my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut
i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”
generic-jackal: moonmolt: familiaralien: jewisher: this guy teaches you how to fix butterfly wings. :o I didn’t even know you could do this THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY Aww, faith in humanity restored!
wattpadfic:someone: good morning! me: bold statement
drizzledustdiary:Taken by Sireen, model is me. http://elocin5.deviantart.com/
rinnyleep: Hi guys! My dog got sick yesterday and after the visit to the vet I’d like to get together some money to help my mom pay the bill. So commissions! Email me at rinnyleep@gmail if you’re interested! Also linking my kofi if you can’t afford
krovav: @mioree‘s #perceptiongap challenge from September 3rd, 2016 to August 15th, 2018 2 years difference on my OC kiss week art (Vikrolomen (left) belongs to me / Vincialem (right) belongs to @mazokhist)
striders:me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
pull me from the dark
mareeps: we’re standing on a planet traveling 66,000 mph around a sun traveling 500,000 mph in a galaxy traveling 1,300,000 mph in our universe so don’t tell me i haven’t moved all day
ohdeargodnotyouagain: evisceratedarchangel: quentinheirofshit: reidhugs: magusmpreg: temperusmaximus: <3 So sweet this makse me cry a lot this is lovely This is how the world should work My one wish in my life would have my kid(s) be this
submissivedreamer: “Want to come swim with me, Mister Master?”
getsuswet: This would make me squirm too! I love the little squirt at the end! xo Jolie
eat me bby
psyk323: So here it is! A +300 follower special! I decided to draw Lovia, my little purple succubus, because I haven’t drawn her in a while. Also blue alien dick. Thanks to everyone that’s following me right now! I love you all.
ackanime: And finally done this pinup that too far far longer than it should have and seemed to fight me WAY too much :I EDIT: SHOUT OUT TO SLIPSHINE! Forgot to mention this is an ad-banner for the front page over at Slipshine.net :)
pasteldaemon: [Don’t even look at me. *cries*]
SHOW ME THE BOOBIES
submissivedreamer: How long will you last before you beg me to take it off, Slut?
cuminme25: Peeing my panties!! Omg!! I so love peeing myself, and wearing my wet panties!!! Feeling my pee soak into me and my skirt!! Sitting and leaving wet spots!!!! LIKE AND REBLOG!!!
saythankyoumaster: Do not resist me. Simply embrace my wrath.
It's not you it's me
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