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rererequiem:I’m back :D and with me a little bit Shrios <3
estewanii: Heheehe… toes I’m so bad at coloring please someone send an S.O.S. and someone take my tablet away from me i’m making too much gifs
starruinfarm: I had a fairly stressful evening and sat down to plays some sdv, and then Elliott cooked me seafood and it almost made me cry
rondanchan: “Garrus…”“Shepard, please… Don’t try to speak. I’ve got you. We made it.”“Garrus, this is important.”“What is it, Shepard?”“Tell anyone you had to carry me out of here, and I’ll kick your ass.”Quickie Mass Effect
marisk-a: metalgf: me tomorrow fuck me up you guys
yu-chunsam:There’s no shepard without vakarian
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
officialuscongress:Me @ graduation
jackandass: Jan. 16 - “In His Shoes” - Role/Body Swapping And all the kids cried out, “Please stop, you’re scaring me.” I can’t help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should be scared of me Who is in control? ♪
buzzfeedlgbt: sunatjexd: I told my grandma I was bisexual a few weeks ago and today she gave me this. My grandma made me a rainbow sweater 😭 Be the grandma you want to see in the world.
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
kc5rings: Guys…. I was fighting a Magikarp that suddenly summoned a fucking GYRADOS to fight me IT CALLED ITS MOM ON ME
actuallyclintbarton: oneofthepotterheads: joyfulpersonpancake: thatsthat24: Making Amends Takes Time 💜 (W/ @lex_ryser) OMG IF YOU DO THIS TO ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOREVER XDDDDDDD oh my gosh this is perfect Guy: Hey, are you still mad at me?Girl:
b-eing: i love bein laid on! idc if i cant breathe properly! kill me i love you and dont get up!
litterbot: rainbowbarnacle: stunt-muppet: he hide in own tentacles :w [x] *SCREECHING* Me when getting compliments
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
kingryan-risenfromtheashes: kaiserneko: webbut: danmeth: Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights This makes me angry. FRUIT PAR LA METRE This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme
kyuutier: also give me more dave massively underestimating the amount of weird shit john has been exposed to in his life. dave: john is innocent, good, gentle, pure of heart- dirk: He asked me to yiff him under the mistletoe yesterday.
archernoire: guess who’s trying make a sprite mod? me, it’s me. i drew my beautiful wife, abigail, to start it off.
-kings: me
dar-draws: So some were asking me to draw StarX while others want me to draw more RobStar but I personally wanted some RobX and now we should all be happy.
falling-through-my-cold-hands: “Just finished shooting the NSP video for our cover of “Pour Some Sugar On Me”. Now it’s time to sleep on some candy!”
intrude:I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming.
blackzhanna: blackzhanna: me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! I forgot what this post was about but mood
video-hall-of-fame: me when there’s drama
eala-sven: waffle-huntress: poisonedinsanity: thatsthat24: How Could I Forget… ❄️ THAT REMINDS ME WHOOPS This loops too perfectly My mom
reportnob: klonopin: person: *insults my coping mechanisms* me:
the-carmevore: unviersity application: what are your three best qualities?me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends
it-a: me trying to keep it together
snakegay:(me looking thru a sniper rifle scope at the dude whos at point blank range and is currently stabbing me with a machete) ENEMY SPOTTED
caprice-and-reverie: i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
rudelyfe: Me
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like
itsagifnotagif: When you look back at the people who used to bully you for being a loser. Who’s the loser now? Ok still me bad example
inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best
arabwife: me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*
daveactualstrider: toodletots: gunnslaughter: Proceed with me never shutting up about signing!Link and assertive!Link.Sorry if the signs are confusing, trying to cram it into not too many panels. excuse me wHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE MY HEART STUTTER
sibylance:please tell me that our ryder can hug him too!!
averagefairy: i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier
shaollinfantastic: me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now me 5 mins later:
sushinfood: critical-perspective: captainmarvel: my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls The Council has gathered. they watch
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
edwardnvgmas: I keep a photo of Donna Meagle in my wallet to remind me to treat myself, right behind a photo of Ben Wyatt to remind me to keep my shit together
popiscle: Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
katara: i just want to be touched really hard like by a car hit me with a car
naturalcomedian: When people who thought I was intimidating actually get to know me
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
nikolasdraperivey: FFVII REVISEDOkay, allow me to explain:Recently, it was brought to my attention that some people on my page had a problem with me drawing black people because I, a black man, was drawing far too many of them (and not as stereotypes
dynastylnoire: brassparker: brassparker: i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.” deadass can we appreciate the respectfully tho? we’ve all been the student
unclefather: me after I go to Taco Bell
crybabytime: SLAMS FISTwhen are my favourite lesbians beating me up riddle me this
agenderdoll: someone: don’t bottle up those feelings!!! its important to share and express them!!! me, someone who has been constantly invalidated and made fun of after sharing my feelings: haha no!!
arcanemimesis: me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel
lil-moose:my fresh new meme describing me life currently
jmcelroy:my friends introducing me
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: foodnetwork-fandom: are they eggs or not someone tell me
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