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shingekinomyovaries: dehypnotise: thugilly: rigaya: When you realize college ain’t even worth it anymore😑😂 This nigga is so serious like I really want to know what happened He politely pushes his chair in after too me. every. single. damn.
You ok? You need me to eat you out? Make you a sandwich? Talk to me
the-pietriarchy: me during a zombie apocalypse: are the dogs okay?
andromedoid: “Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.
birdologist: someone: i love your art style!! me:
sansserifaster: someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
wigglyistough: Me
canonmulder: me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’ me at home: good nite
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting
tabii-chan: tabii-chan: ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ WANT MORE POINTS? AND HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT WINNING? I MADE A COSPLAY INSTA [ @ tabiichancos ] SO GO FOLLOW ME AND MESSAGE ME YOUR IG NAME [AGAIN?] AND YOU GONNA GET 10 EXTRA POINTS [and if you already
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
honeybpd: the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”
redthebear: This little angry Flemish puppet is me and nobody can tell me otherwise
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects
magic-spelldust: concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and
waggington: legally an adult, mentally a squid
bbwind: ..What is this ship doing to me.. idk i just draw i don’t care anymore.Imagine Thane keeps talking about how cute Kolyat was when he was a kid and Kolyat embarrassed to death. i think that gill(?) is the part getting blushed when Drells are
greenteashawty: Tell me that I’m a good girl. Tell me that I did well. That I made you happy.
I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now
machinalvenus: mom: throws my door open, barges into my room expecting me to be doing some illegal sneaky shit me:
Tempo Parado
australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
whitelivesdontmatter: hacksign: a man: okay look what had happened was- me: HE ALWAYS GOT THEM FUCKIN EXCUSES me, from the next room over: HE SURE THE FUCK DO
treading–lightly: sugarmacaron: theimaginarythoughts: boootyfriedrice: me cutting u off She’s so entertaining tbh Performance art Me AF
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
greenwithenby: I love video games because they let me play out my wildest fantasies, like being able to improve myself, being valued by others, achieving goals…
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
lellypad: watch me draw it (and hear me talk) here!!!!!!!
lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me:
lesbianalistair: lesbianalistair: big muscle girls please come and carry me away from the sins of the world lots of terfs are reblogging this so i just wanna say this DEFINITELY includes trans women. big muscle trans girls please come carry me away
lipoil: Me
daiorandajin: africant: “But that’s just the trouble with me.” Me
peenslayer: drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
coupscoffee: *gets hit by a car* Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” Me: “Please… I need my… phone” *opens TUMBLR* Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
cubanflagemoji: me in the mornings & me omw to work
chodeboy: bluesteel92: chodeboy: customer: hi how are you today me: Can someone explain what this thing is supposed to be? It’s me bitch!
nourrice: me when someone asks what’s wrong with me: are u ready
moonofficial: fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
stevenquartz: me: finds out there’s going to be a song about Rose and Steven is the one singing.me:
punkrockdorianpavus: One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me
trashastrology: terriblegemini: viviennewynter: fridacashflow: undulydedicated: thatsubiegirl: weloveshortvideos: if this ain’t me This video made me cry Real tears. GIVE THAY BABY A DOG Oh my god my heart melted this is an actual cancer
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
black–lamb: official-kitten: She kissed me back ? this made me so happy
opheliona: flynneware: WE FOUND IIIIIIIIIT OMG Me and some people have been searching for this image for a couple months now xD Woke up to see someone found it and told me! So happy! Thanks @naariel! To all my artist friends, this one’s for you <3
continuants: PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG
sexualified: Im very nice and caring but also filled with neutrality and rage
catsfurever: get u a girl who cant do either
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the-entire-furry-fandom: me too Megaman, me too.
agnesi: me w/ any minor inconvenience
antiandrogen: me: i just love women and girls, i love prioritizing relationships with other women terfs: yes, my fellow females, let us join hands and- me:
Mrs. Mia Wallace
the-entire-furry-fandom: odaibachase: pastrysmarts: the-entire-furry-fandom: me: *thinks of the drake & josh japanese dub* drake & josh was a great anime Better than Corey in the house um excuse me?
mjalti: I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no
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