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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: gayflowerprince: gayflowerprince: shoutout to nonbinary parents who arent a mom or a dad just a parent hi this post got me anon hate and if u guys can just reblog this itll make me extra happy thx ♥ Reblogging the heck
nourrice: my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
editorincreeps: dennys: don’t talk to me until i’ve had my mourning coffee Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
liz-pls: I saw this on twitter and it reminded me of @hensa and me and…
youarenotdesi: fat-amy-for-president: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll
Kyoko.
dotty-box: Me: Why are these frozen..? My little bro: They needed to cool down Me: What? Why? My little bro: Because they’re hot wheels.
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little
historyandmemes: Bae: Hey, come over! Me: I can’t, I’m in east Germany. Bae: But my parents aren’t home.Me:
lebritanyarmor: r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t I needed this frfr
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
thatkidjoeb: delanomo: Me every day Literally me
Mrs. Mia Wallace
diegocostars: fraser-forster: bone-fiends: buddy-berry: aaaAAaaAAAAAaa Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again @diegocostars me at u always Am I the hawk? Miserable and wondering why I didn’t push my eggs out of the nest wen I laid
jaclcfrost: here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
ellies-quinn: queerestmonk: flamingofairy: fr33tobm3: The continually inspiring magic of HRT. Live your truth! This makes me so fucking happy Bless em!! Major support for brave trans sisters. This makes me so happy whenever I see shit like this.
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thatsthat24: teaberryblue: klassyfassy: restlesstymes: diggly: savleighm: The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy x HOW ARE THEY REAL #squadgoals Never stops making me smile. I want
hugeplanetexplorer: milfhouse: good job me repressing my feelings
rayguncourtesan: trust-me-im-adoctor: redventure: juicyjacqulyn: entropiaorganizada: hookteeth: hethatcures: This legitimately upsets me. … Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so,
unclefather: me when relatives hug me for too long
kazekagbae: kazekagbae: Nonbinary characters should be like a regular thing because so much prophecy is so gendered. “No man or woman can ever defeat me.” “Lucky me then!” This post is making cis people mad keep reblogging it.
captioned-vines: basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship Single: “I can’t stand people always talking about they girl. I like low-key stuff.” In relationship: [shouting] “EVERYONE LOOK AT BAE! SHE’S SO CUTE! SHE HAS A
lydiagalaxy: gehayi: bri-ecrit: rbnhood: colethewolf: clairenovac: undercoverangryangel: brainstatic: Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump
bottesttakes: IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Pooped On The Floor And It Cured My Sleep Apnea
evilguacamole: arimulch: A commission for @evilguacamole based off of their Friendly Bunny Mochi video! The channel itself is over here if you wanna check out their videos! Message me or email me at arimulch@gmail.com for commission info! Yes! This
thebootydiaries: me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people
i pray to never rest in peace
the-pulsar-hero: vikingofficial: Me giving my furry friend a birthday present: I got you this yift Furry friend: this is the eighth bible you’ve given me
Cheap-ass Commissions! Help me buy clothes bc my parents think spending money on me is unnecessary!
ogrl: me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me
rneerkat: girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
alexiisloovee: “There’s a new Iron Man in town and he’s not a man” Me: Marvel: Here’s your new Iron Man Riri Williams! Me:
heckaseuss: aaronleon: sodomymcscurvylegs: myfloraloutlet: last-bi-in-town: She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me I’M CRYING! Me AF… how to get away with murder
r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t
milkmethod: “I’ve changed! -You’ve changed me!” this episode wrekt me on a whole new level
bumbleshark: me: “imma draw serious gabriel art” also me: “FUCK THE YOU”
king-miyo: Hey everyone! I finally reached my 500 follower goal, so now I’m gonna hold an art giveaway to show how much I appreciate all of you for being with me and helping me along for so long! I genuinely appreciate it, so I gotta show my gratitude
I thought you forgot about me lol
butneverstoptrying: venuslovelace: To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults,
marissa-is-bored: hellyeahthomassanders: It’s Always Me 🚶 by Thomas Sanders This is me I can’t handle this
princess-wine-mom: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Adulthood 👔 STOP ATTACKING ME
peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: peridotsofficialtwitteraccount: I AM “ALL ABOUT” POSITIVITY GOOD BYE BAD THOUGHTS. YOU WILL NOT GET TO ME AGAIN NEVERMIND LAPIS TOLD ME TO STOP PUTTING LEAVES ON THE COUCH AND NOW
chubby-ichimatsu: xekstrin: deadwooddross: longpinkmuscleygiraffe: My headcanon as to what Jasper’s gemstone might actually look like once poofed I HOPE YOU DONT MIND ME HOPPING ONTO UR POST!! but it gave me a fun idea about the rest of her gem
What immortal hand or eye
snarky-gourmet: ͡° ) Don’t. ͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now. Don’t stop me… ‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ(
baddiebabbie: anxiety: they hate you me: who hates me anxiety: they
gotitforcheap: this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid
matterized: me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself
ubercharge: we exchanged emotes (cutting edge & cheers) and <3′s in chat .. after our lil chat we headed back out, i ulted and killed a couple of people, he ulted and killed me i told him ‘i still love you even though you killed me’ after
whisqrs: *lightning strikes in front of me in public* a girl: that was so scary!! me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship
hibagon: waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
babyfairy: me in august: wow i can’t wait for autumn and winter! me in the dead of winter when my depression is at an all time high:
surprisebitch: cuntpuncher4000: classicmeevs: bonerfart: multitrackdrifting: thejunkbinch: xeppeli: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAHAHA the gurp you can slurp you know it’s gurp put me in the dirtput me in a shirt :( give the gurp tube
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
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