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ischemgeek: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human

thighschool: baptisms: baptisms: anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED??? actual image of me rn on this friday night of april 28th 2017 me every night

holllywoo: you: braid my hair and call me pretty me:

urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

diviniadae: “I apologize, but prayers for the wicked must not be forsaken.”“Do you really think she deserves it?”“Not for her. For me.” ( insp. )

marsixm:me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS* me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS* [x files music plays]

inkskinned: i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time and undoes the things that hurt you. i want to be so kind it radiates from me. i want to be so kind that i make someone else find faith in humanity again. there’s not much i can do, i’m

femsheparding: me, disabling cortana: fuck you, you fake EDI wannabe bitch

raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.

ohnoafterlaughs: Commission for KatrinFox ! A Garrus Vakarian and Fem!Shep (customized) fanart!—-if you are interested in commissioning me, check this out!

zuzarti: So the story is: I wanted a ME poster but could not find one that I liked enough. Then I had a revelation which went along the lines of ‘wait hOLY SHIT I COULD DRAW IT’ and this happened. (with the help of gallons of ink and 10cm ruler bc

urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters: Me: Happy Halloween!!!!Everyone: Not yet It’s only summer.Me:

tunnelsaints: bioware: we designed Thane, and by extension the Drell, based on what women would find attractive in a man in order to make him an enticing romance option me, an intellectual:

aku2: sorry for sad comic but i like ruby’s quote “there’s tons of me!“ for some reason.

fickle-bpd:💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐ucking kick me down a flight of stairs

hambaes: me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism.

bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt if my eye

arfie: Literally me

spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie

haveitjoeway: Me showing up to work after getting minimal sleep

klezmo: me: you know what i love? friend: what me:

nicedoggo: me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.”

darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet ME

remi-lia: someone: you’re a worthy and valuable person outside of sex me:

uprooted-and-sideways: loveboycott: forestsuggestion: give the trees names and they will protect you (approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good This never fails to make me laugh. I can’t

unleashtherage: amb00bs: parks-and-rex: Wear me so I know it’s real Me and my bff did this except we made mugs @unleashtherage That’s how you know it’s official. 👯

meronello: Did I tell you about the time an Enemy Zarya waited at the spawn for me and wouldn’t let me go and kept spamming the “No Mercy” voiceline?

totalariana: Me: I’m depressed Ariana: We’re gonna be alrighhhht Me:

chicksalloverme: foothive: chicksalloverme:dogs don’t actually look like this lol what the hell but he’s cute i guess my mom saw this post and wanted me to tell you that weenie’s a girl tell her i said thank you for informing me but also please

qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????

tastefullyoffensive: Me attempting sports. (via generino_)

buttskun:me when someone’s talking to me and my mind wanders

unflatteringcatselfies: Oscar woke me up at 4:50 am to tell me he was hungry but he seems content now

bigbosscangotohell: some rando asked me to take down pictures i drew of quiet w her boobs out and then when i said no they quoted the bible for me i just wanted to share bc i think its a joke but i cant tell

mcrlesbo: me: hey can i get a uhhhhh gf the universe, giving me one: yes understandable have a nice day

starcre8tor:Is this meme still happening?? lolSend me some smooches y’all~ you know the drill 💖(character+number )

memegod: some asshole: yeah idk crabs just dont seem that cool to me me: some asshole: holy fuck

railroadsoftware: me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now

11-11-1992: bmoneyuniverse: 😏😆😆😆😂😂 This just makes me wonder has this ever happened to me

mastermind-madd: benenhaley: dlrk-gently: Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me Oh my loooord The Reviews™ are in

lydiallama:my gf can just scoops me up anytime she wants me to stop what i’m doing… tall ppl have an unfair advantage

cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

trust-me-im-satan: when people start getting close to your friends

orsanedraws: I’ve been anxious for some time lately. So I decided to draw something motivational for myself. Shepard has always been a great inspiration for me. In time of need I try to ask myself: “What would Shepard do?”. “She would struggle and

novice-heartbreaker:me: *thinks about you*me: *hearts appear above my head*

jobhaver: secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke mulder: *spits blood

soupslurp:look me in the eyes and tell me this is a lie.

clientsfromhell: Had a customer ask for the impossible. When I didn’t give him an answer he liked: Client: So, basically you’re telling me to go f*** myself? Me: Not in those words, sir.

weirdlyprecious: ⭐️ Huevember - day 10! ⭐️ “I get it. I know you didn’t want me to deal with your problems. You’re a part of me now. I have to deal with what you left behind.” THE HIATUS IS OVER. THIS IS NOT A DREAM. IT’S REAL AND IT’S

bloodybandagebitch: voicelesssuggestion: date me, i’m the full package: miserable, suicidal AND clingy! Same

ya-ssui: Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/ They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.

bunnynuggetz: A little early for Shakarian Sunday, buuuuuut~ I wanted me some.

jaded-misfits: thetattedstoner: raybabygirl: thetattedstoner: Day N Nite || Kid Cudi U ever completely baked…and watch a music video and everything just… makes sense Or is it just me? I feel it, it’s spiritual This song made me fall

girlywhore:Cute date idea: let me sit on your lap and then make me grind against your leg like the desperate little slut I am.

glumshoe: glumshoe: What I say: “I’m touch-starved.” What you think I mean: “I need a hug.” What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my

pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am

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