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a-singer-of-songs: kiwibutt: moopdrea: oscarwildeis-dead: Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll
wishful-thinkment: justforthearticles: lunalovegouda: Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk: I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best. “Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender… Wiping down
babblingbug: evilhasnever: babblingbug: faggotuscolosseus: The panel that launched exactly 1 ship. Where is Roller. I want him back. I’m still sitting here afraid that he’ll turn out to be Tarn. Please no. GOD NO DON’T REMIND ME.
comic-chick: wombattea: sizvideos: How to catch an emu - Video LET ME TELL YOU A THING THIS IS A LEGIT THING THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs. And
bookgeekconfessions: I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful! Looking at this made me realize
lilkittygrl: you-can-call-me-carl: How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird? because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
bigcatkingdom: (via 500px / Lean on me by Paul Wyman)
natural-magics: natural-magics: It’s been over a year since my last giveaway, so I think it’s about time for me to host another :) Click the images for a larger view. Contents: Silver crescent moon necklace with an amethyst crystal briolette Blue
rennerei: Ok nevermind, tumblr won’t let me post gifs, so here’s a jpg : ( Scales be damned. Let’s just say it’s a tribute to the 80s when mass shifting was a legit thing and cassettes were giant. Sometimes. With hurrays to Kaz and Kashi and
wpbcrazy: dalehan: That second image. -busts out laughing- this cheered me up >w<
destiny3796: lafiska: The harsh reality :С I want to play with his antennae to, it bothered me sometimes in the show 😂
lcieheroine: I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift Comfort you when you’re sad We all feel down now and then But I’m here if you need me
scrawlvitus: correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA
swolizard: liquorinthefront: Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3 This made me so happy
haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
breadsy: robot hands with different colors for the palms and fingers give me both arousal and life
raind0wn: insanity-and-vanity: This pleases me omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA
me-loving-you: dynastylnoire: mediapathic: nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to
omarnorthtower: andronian: jimcrakindandy: boynerdramblings: shitweed: dingoinnuendo: do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown like wow it just really amazes me well i mean pokemon isnt the best example goddammit
theshriekingsisterhood: jesseengland: The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded. GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005) Transformers fandom has made me appreciate this post on a whole new level a Rewind
plantmandotexeretired: sour-goji: sour-goji: :O!!! 200 followers?? How about a plush giveaway? Reblog this for a chance to win the plush in the pics. You don’t have to follow me (though, it’d be nice if you did). I will draw for
preserum-cap: spiderfire47: mystuckyfeels: danbiaps-deactivated20151207: HUNTING MODULE. #okay i’ts incredibility fascinating to me to see the base of the winter soldier in bucky#and the reflection of bucky in the winter soldier#how do you carve
eclipticafusion: monobeartheater: ultrafacts: Sources: 1 2/2/2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts hey reminder that american stereotypes of mexico prevented be from knowing any of this and lead me to believe that mexico was a crime ridden
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
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jinglyrump: d011qu33n: littleliongirl037: Saw this on a thrift store and it made me happy “Pixie to Goddess” Idk why but I like that those words are being associated with sizes. Like I’m not heavy set , I’m a fucking goddess you better
blindsprings: When I was a kid I HOARDED every girl hair and kept them separate in my room because I could make batgirl or a cowgirl or or… anything i wanted! It let you do whatever you want!My parents got me a mega blocks girly dollhouse lego knock
imbaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an idiot i dont care if you think its bad or not i love it i love you
my-own-little-nerd-paradise: “I am a writer” I say as I’m staring at the blank piece of paper for hours. “I love writing” I say, grinding my teeth and breaking my pencil in half. “Writing keeps me sane” I say, laughing
k-for-kris: ray-winters-spooks: gaythoughtsoflove: Oh shit. Of all of these, Pooh Bear got me bad.
fullmetalfisting:song-ofthe-tardis:221bwinchester:hakuna-tuh-mater: queenidinamenzel: People who give me hope for looking good after forty. I DID NOT KNOW ELLEN WAS 56 WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO WEIRD HOW ON EARTH IS ELLEN 56!?!? Julie Andrews is
madnessinthemist: spooky-lunar-fairy: Might as well post it up. xD any of these of pick lines would work for me. hahaha Oh shit
evilhasnever: wafflesex:I like how dolphins breach with such vivacitywhales breach with gracesharks breach with power… then fucking manta rays be like“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams” my planet needs me
pinkmanjesse:me: i’ll get out of bed at 9 a.m.clock: 9:00me:
dirtytfblog: coralusblog: adhesivesandscrap: nizaen: “You’re staring at my hands again, aren’t you.” Hit me because my robots always have an evil seductive look on their face lol. DAMMIT THIS IS TOO MUCH HOT DOCBOT FOR THIS TIME OF THE MORNING*turns
diaemyung: Imma gonna take DeLorean and punch in your fucking face, Me from past.
fhoantells:“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.” I’m dying. (imgur album)
gingerdrone:thisclockworkheart: sjwcansuckmydick:thisclockworkheart:Because why not? ;-) Source I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle So. Let me tell you about the day I took this
myloveisdrivenbyrage:Today at Easter dinner, one of my dad’s friends, who I haven’t seen since I was a kid, came up behind me while we were taking pictures and pinched my butt. So I turned to him and said quietly (because I didn’t feel like making
deathcomes4u: robotsandfrippary: the-real-seebs: fucktheflagandfuckyou: elfoftheforest: fucktheflagandfuckyou: So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere let me
A random guy paid me a compliment and why it was okay
azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have
bisexualbucky: the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm.
me at the pet store
patricideisforwinners: supersmashmother: chemicallysleeping: wehatefeminism: Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault. Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security
valeria2067: fyeahmcublackwidow: Pretty please. Marvel, trust me; you do NOT want to make him angry.
solarpowereddragon: mulishmusings: notactuallycute: shorter-url: bunnyfood: (via sizvideos:Video) notactuallycute this concerns me for some reason, is this okay? Hello, shorter-url.Your concern is very much understandable! Many people are taught
chibigingi:hersilhouette-hisindomitablesoul:pirate4evur:My name would be Thomas Stark 😍😘💕💖😝Shelly Hamato-Jones? Snerk.Mine’s set to random… and right now it’s four dudes.Does that make me a slut? XD …Is Ultron technically a Stark
turquoise-shadows: wewewe-soexcited: Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.
mistawolfie: Monster Date Problems 1 panel 12 and 13my room is fucking satan’s asshole kill me
samuel-vimes: lesbian-fairy–queen: aph-der-nederlanden: The day after I was born my mum and dad set up a saving account for me, so I could go to university and wouldn’t have debt that would make my 20s a struggle. When I was born the university
dulcian:lorimlee:thursdayplaid:clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” i thought you could combine flowers
teamgrounderpounder: You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create
Me trying to get out bed in the morning
isei-silva: But hear me out yoTail bags
arrowhearts: rachelbearenson: why is it always that the sign that the robot/AI is becoming ~*too human*~ is when they fall in looove give me a robot who realizes they’ve ~*exceeded their programmed parameters*~ when they get incredibly emotionally
iwantthewholecheesecake: the-angels-take-asgard:deforrestkelley:barock-yomama: deforrestkelley: deforrestkelley: i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop update: i still haven’t stopped how do you curse in ice cream flavors
schandbringer: Quick last break! Porn lines etc by characters that really get me, either because I think they’re hot or because I think they’re ridiculous and I love that. I thought of these on my night train ride home while playing pokemon.Rodimus:
