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resonantyes: I came down to the living room today to find, and I kid you not, rnt on the floor in a plaid skirt and bra doing stretches in her diaper. My grownup self just high-fived my teenaged self.
ultimatekimkardashianwest: Kim: “Paris flashback BTS on my app! #LinkInBio” What? I’m not kidding. My goal is 500 or more tumblr posts about I love you Queen.
-Oh my god, he is still not coming! He’ll tear my ass apart!-Well, what can I do?-I know! Lick his butt. Goblins always cum after that-Are you kidding me?! No way! It was your idea to fuck this beast and now I have to lick his ass?-A-ah! Please! I can’t
incestposts:Both of us have a family and kids. Although we tried for years, we are not able to stop fucking. My brother’s cock is the only one that satisfies me. My sis is the only one that knows how to satisfie me!! A brother and sister know how to
chubby-bunnies: 19 years old. US Size 18/20. I was “cursed” with thunder thighs. My whole childhood, not only was I the fat kid in class, but I was the one that never wore shorts because of my thigh size. I was lucky enough to never be singled
fanmlp: artencon-aret: derpygrooves: C’MON FANDOM SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’M LIKE TEARING UP OVER THIS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SHE’S NOT REALLY DEAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLES ({my heart, my eyes, they burn with the sadness of ten thousand suns})
turbo-kitty: Seriously, people shouldn’t be talking to me if you are 15 and follow me on tumblr, just not ok and this is why I don’t share my kik anymore my grammar is awful but i really didnt want to spend time talking to this kid Absolutely no
lostsole69:sweet-shemales:Of course I would!!! I’m not insane!!!!my god are you kidding my dream cum true! Silly question! Of course!
nawtykate: 19dean88: Take it off take it off my kind of thick, saucy milf - quick ride of my face before you have to pick your kids up from school, gorgeous? i promise not to tell your hubby
jman1435: My sister caught me spying on her in the shower and she said why not just join me so I I stripped she said she was kidding until she saw my huge cock then she said get in her and put that monster in me
bumsrmytning: Oh my god I’ve never had so much cum blasted into my unprotected pussy, you came like a horse .. I hope you weren’t kidding about having had a vasectomy… I Really am not on any form of birth control… Oh shit Why are you smirking?
For a year in my childhood I went to a school where I was the only white kid in my class. Regardless of it ever being mentioned, physically, not only couldn’t I compete with any of the boys in any way, but with most of the girls. And this greatly
“You thought I was kidding, didn’t you? You embarrassed me in front of my buds by not sucking my cock like a good fag. You’re getting much more than a simple beating, fucking bitch.”
cheesydicks-blog: ipgd: im trying something new it’s called “not giving anything even approaching a FUCK about proper anatomy or fixing any of my mistakes” anyway someone requested more of this garbage so i did it You captured my favourite Kid
avataraandy: my favourite meddling kids ❤️ please reblogdo not steal or repost my artwork
kaboozey: If you’re not 18 you really shouldn’t be following my blog. I’m only saying that because I’ve come to notice a few of whom I think are teenyboppers who are following my blog. Like fucking kids. Get out of here you runts
i was looking through my old sketch books and found the “””””story boards””””” for that old sans animation i did back in decemberish but thats not compared 2 my Sad Kid Trio in the corner
Jesus christ!! .46 of taxes for the camera? are you kidding me? see? this is why i dont accept gifts from my wishlist, because even tho the item is free for me, the shipping to my country is not, you guys from USA are so lucky, your minimum wage is
unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately
amishmechanic:marlyindeed:coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently
marlyindeed: coelasquid: Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls? Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh? Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit. Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive
vivisectum: ARE U ACTUALLY KIDDING ME holy shiTT btw my rough understanding of the japanese he says whilst waiting in line is “I am a patient Karamatsu boy!!’ but his ‘ohhh my godddd’ at the end just killed me… he was not patient enough
puddles-n-cuddles: oh my god I regret ever applying to be a lifeguardafter working with kids all day (and peeing thank god) I was not mentally prepared for how hot and muggy the pool would beand I drank all my water againand I filled it upand I drank
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
junkpunks: My Chemical Domestication or My Domestic Romance or Honey This Machine Isn’t Big Enough For Two Blankets or Stain Eliminating Fighting Society or Give Em’ Suds, Kid or It’s Not A Spaghetti Stain, It’s A Fucking Wine Stain or The Only
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
jay1610: frexkiss: jay1610: Watching you makes me feel like a kid in a candy-shop… not knowing where to sink my teeth in first Jeanot ♡ ✿ Oh. My. God..HOT so so HOT *inarticulate sounds of lust*
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
humiliation-captions-and-more: Your husband just shot a ton of sperm into my fertile womb. Would you like to eat his sperm out of my pussy?Let me hear you beg to eat pussy.If not, I am sure our kids will get along very well.
i-am-not-unique: thecorpsebrideiwillneverbe: jah-feel: I’m sorry but I had to reblog this. This book is basically the book I needed as a kid instead of realizing all of those things the hard way~ My future children will have this Hey my brother
steakpanties: steakpanties: I almost dropped my phone into my soup. don’t text and eat kids. it’s kind of like I’m telling u not to text and consume children. which is also a good message.
thefatbellycollection: Happy easter! Here’s my easter selfie. Still stuck at the 390lbs mark. I’m not kidding I thought my legs were going to snap from crouching down like this! Ugh I need to be so much bigger and softer.
sermisty: fosterthepeoplejunkster: john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not
rasputinincest: My son and daughter need my help and I want grand kids … I’m not letting him pull out when he Cums today…
donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis: You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life? Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
denisaaaa: dead-girls-do-not-cry: Vampire my teeth used to look like that, but i had to file them down as a kid because they kept cutting into my lips…the blood did add some snazziness to it though OMG…. *pleasant shiver*
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
lovemamadolls: Since I was a kid I wanted to be an adult wearing tons of bangles :) Featuring my favorite beaded striped bracelet, turquoise glass bangle, gold bangles and recycled plastic bracelets. RULE of my life I am not a size 4 therefore I
yellowstonee: ti-ll: ryaninwonderland: my favorite picture on tumblr. i am not kidding when i say this if my 50th time reblogging it. Holy shit i loooove this ^^. Same
today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad, but I decided to not engage when I heard a kid call someone a “dildong” in the hall. I pick my battles, ok?
Hnfgh fuck yes FINALLY. Let me tell you about my bad luck with in game quests. I am currently doing the “Find the Research tools” on my arch bishop and for days and days I have been repeating the steps 10 - 12. I kid you not, for at least
daddy-bttm: I was getting a spanking from a kid twenty years my junior…. and try as hard as I could my cock would not go soft.
nyhotwife: My husband’s cock, my pussy, my lovers cum. He says I should slow down and not take as many lovers. I told him he needs to appreciate what he has or I’ll replace him. I kissed him and told him I was kidding except when I tell him that
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
fileformat: meta-xylene: scatmancrothers: Oh my god why did I just realize that it’s tiger balm and not tiger bomb. When my mom rubbed it in my chest when it was a kid she told me what it was and all these years I just thought it was tiger bomb because
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hope im a parent who lets their kids find out who they are and supports them in whatever they want to do and not force them to do things for the sake of my own happiness but you not gon be a bum
guccier: naturalli: bambhina: lahzy: copennhagen: hazhley: exquizito: chou-chouu: still not ok ^ not at all my love I can’t. little shit go away Who is this kid anyway does anyone even like him idk i heard he’s in some band ew wtf
e-clv:Someone at the Atlanta airport checked I kid you not ten cases of fresh oysters on a plane and they’re the only thing at my baggage claim right now???? Not on ice??? I touched one and they’re extremely warm?????Reblog to try the forbidden baggage
tguzz: It’s funny that this appeared on my dash because I just got back from the gym where I just did an hour and half of butt exercises. I’m not kidding you guys, I’m determined to have an ass like that! Well, just not that smooth if you know
elliotaldersmol: “I truly care about giving everyone equal opportunities. My parents came from Cairo, Egypt, to give their three kids an opportunity they would not have had over there. They worked so hard to do so. My mother, while pregnant with my
elliotaldersmol:“I truly care about giving everyone equal opportunities. My parents came from Cairo, Egypt, to give their three kids an opportunity they would not have had over there. They worked so hard to do so. My mother, while pregnant with my brother
kidouyuuto: also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
