not my kids
NSFW Tumblr
find not my kids on porn pin board
not my kids clips
rowanprince: people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people
hinderevolution: thagangstress: dinosaursandzombies: theawkwardlifeofapsycho: Why is this not taught universally. the man is terrified haha! Will be telling my kids this Look at him holding his hand, I can’t 😂😂😂
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: Donna: Have you asked Rose out yet? Ten: Well, technically not yet, but in my mind we already have children.
evilvarric666-archive:“Weird energy in here today” I say, referring to the inside of my brain.
makememoan25: I don’t know why you laugh like I told a joke… Damn I’m not kidding
nextyearsgirl: “I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway”
Steven Quartz Universe or as Mr. Smiley probably knows him, “that kid who keeps ruining my life”
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
On the walk home from picking my little sister up from school she was telling me about this funny video about gravity she watched for Science class and the stuff she learned about gravity from it. I asked her what made the video so funny and she said
Ohh my god, I found Happily Ever After toys on eBay. I’d buy them but I’m not spending over on cheap toys made for an animated knock-off sequel of Snow White. Still, I’m amazed they even made toys for it
deep-dark-fears: A fear submitted by Uli to deep dark fears. The new Deep Dark Fears book is now available for pre-order at Amazon, B&N, IndieBound, iBooks, and Google Books. Thanks! This reminds me of when I busted my forehead open as a kid
ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
thatfunnyblog: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
nerdgasmz: pipecleanerflowers: codarus: seeing atem with his hair down was strange enough. i… don’t know what to think of this. without all that hair gel, it looks quite luscious. can I run my fingers through it? He’s quite pretty.
nerdgasmz: sistercrow: lokanemandi: tumblingwhovian: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara -Weeps- OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a
numba1fangirl: writemeariver42: e-zekiel: sistercrow: lokanemandi: tumblingwhovian: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara -Weeps- OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s
pumpkinpsychosis: goodreasonnews: igotkittypryde: I liked this quote so much I made this thing. “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
kiwikiwiandkiwi: What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s
the-absolute-funniest-posts: romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents
carryingthepast: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for
princedoki: fenrisa: kisechans: this fucking kid is obssesed with using sex appeal as a weapon he’s not a shota he’s a little sex demon he literally flirted with rei until he blushed his way onto the swim team u go little shota sex demon u
reasonsmysoniscrying: reasonsmykidissmiling: “It’s his first time on live television. Apparently.”Submitted By: Carla F.Location: Pennsylvania, United States(via Buzzfeed) From the “Reasons My Kid Is Smiling” page, but too great not to share
bustysister: “Heyy! Don’t make fun of how much I tan! You’ve got a mouth on you, little brother. Don’t make me wrestle you! I always beat you when we were kids and I bet that I could beat you now.” Whether or not my sexy big sis intended the
jaredleto: i cut my hair; he cuts his hair the same way (not even kidding)i grow mine out; he’s doing hair flipsthis is a competition i didn’t know i was in
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
miscellaneous-pleasures: mymarinemindpart4: Not even kidding about this hottie… wow oh my fucking orgasm. she is way hot
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
neener-nina: domics: “Yo Dom you eat balut right?”New animation about my exotic food struggles as a kid. lmao
friendly reminder kids that hard work does in fact not pay off fuck u
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
sn0w72897: calamity-cain: geekishchic: This is how you know they’re actually brothers. this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
OH MY GOD
ashleyjaneperry: afternoonsnoozebutton: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in
waltdisneyconfessionsrage: asongforqian: doc mcstuffins is such a great show you guys i’m not even kidding In light of all the anti-blackness saturating my dash, timeline, and life in general, I think we could use a dose of pro-black adorableness.-Ren
alyssaayaan: gregwuzhere: alyssaayaan: lovely-luvli-luffli: midgetcough: alyssaayaan: So what about y'all.. Y'all turning up this weekend? hell nope Don’t I wish, just babysittin🙄 I lowkey wanna babysit Come watch my bad ass kids lol, I
loudmindsofttalk: teaforyourginaa: assijohnson: *cries uncontrollably* I remember these days 😭 This touched my heart😩😭 The soldier’s reunion with their kids always gets me
blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
nurse-shortcake: I’m really hating my body today. I’m forcing myself to post this because I need to accept myself the way that I am; stretch marks, scars, rolls, and all. According to society, I am 120 pounds overweight. Not even kidding. I have
karenhealey: princess-neville: vbook-of-a-thousand-days: Wow I did not know this I TEACH MY KIDS THIS IN EVERY CLASS it makes me so happy
Im not feeling well today so here are some old selfies of me and my kid for #blackout
queendeans: Priestly Moments not my best but theres 5 screaming kids running around me celebrating a late valentines, so enjoy priestly! :—)
emilyvancampp-deactivated201603: @ddlovato: I woke up from a nap where I dreamed a tsunami was coming so I ran to save my acuvue contacts. Not even kidding… So random. Hahaha
loki-the-prince-of-sass: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working
neriede: Can we talk about this for a second? Because there’s quite a few things that get lost in translation with these games, but none of those instances ever hit me as hard as this one always does. I’m not even kidding, my heart rips apart every
