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This disrespectful muthafucka called my daughter ugly. Some wack ass wannabe rapper. Nigga if I ever see you I will kill you nigga. I would go to jail for my kids. She not a model and she said fucking 18. Rmtg that’s your name. I’m praying
cklikestogame: anoceanactivist: fuckcapitalism: anoceanactivist: My math teacher knitted an entire coral reef display for my school. I am not even kidding. She must be a wonderful teacher and so giving of her time :) Actually I thought she was
“The Memo Block” A block of 1200 paper notes designed by Kenjiro Sano to look like a block of wood. A comment on the relationship between wood and paper, not only the block itself, but each individual note of paper is printed to look like
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
itsbrittanybiiitch: romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents Why not? Morticia and Gomez were some of the most unconditionally loving and supportive parents I’ve ever seen.
justhooligans: brunomars-sars: If you don’t wanna watch the whole video, watch from at least 4.40 How can you not melt by watching this? ohhh myyy goddd. He almost reminds me a bit of MJ in this performance. Oh my, Bruno <3 Oh my Goodness! *O*
jilliciouscaptions:I came home to see my kids fucking on the couch again. I’m certainly not upset about them sharing their love together but I am upset about them not putting a towel on the couch first. ME GUSTA COMO GRITA MI HERMANA, CUANDOME LA CULEO&h
w0rththewait: childhood ^^^^ Legit, this movie was my toddlerhood. All of my imaginary friends were the little dinosaurs from this movie. I’m not even kidding. My mom loves to tell the story about how once, she took me to the store, and she put me
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
Me, liver enzymes high and suspicious areas of my abdomen actively hurting whenever I try to walk: I am probably fine.…Yeah, dream on, kid.This weekend is not going to be fun.
NSFW NSFW NSFW My Buzz in Neopets. But in the nude. And showing… things… but not all the things. NEXT I WILL SHOW ALL THE THINGS! Idk, actually. Well, enjoy. And remember kids: if this bothers you, exit the tab or press the back button!
Literally not one kid showed up for candy at my house so i’m just gonna sit here finish my drama and eat all the candy myself
dancing-thru-clouds: deadlylittlekate: elfstaranymore: feministess: elfstaranymore: also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room
paci-princesses-littleworld:My problems are so immense that it’s super hard for me to stay in little space… losing my job… not being able to feed my kid. I just wanna forget and be a baby☹️💖 ~~Any way.. add me on snap. @paci_princess04
notabled-noodle:public transport should be free for everyone forever and I am not kidding. it’s not my fault that I’m disabled and poor and need to get places
genzoman: Hi there guys! I been playing Splatoon a lot recently (not too much before because my WiiU was kidnaped by my kid and my niece T_T)I hope you like it.
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
hesmuchmoreimportant: Doctor Who (RTD era): 1 quote and gifset per episode | 1.05 World War Three Please, Doctor. Please! She’s my daughter. She’s just a kid!Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s
therealhamster: therealhamster: *takes off pants* breathe my children breathe and as in “children” i mean my testicles. i am not instructing kids to smell my junk
hot-soccermom: Just so you know, my life is more than sex and cleavage. Sometimes one of my kids leaves a pack of gum in his pocket, and it’s not caught. It’s a lot of fun cleaning it out of the dryer. I still look okay though, right?
Sooooo I have a mohawk. It’s not floofed up yet, but I promise you, it will. More pictures soon. Also, one of my kids painted my nails lime green with black textured stuff on top. It’s pretty cool.
I survived my first back to school night huff huff huff
I’m so furious. not only does the kid that is definitely neuroatypical/potentially autistic not have an IEP/any support from the special education department, his parents bypassed all his teacher’s recommendations and forced him into honor
unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
jakespot:knuffelberlin:“What are you doing in my room?” I asked my kid brother, not upset just wondering. “Waiting for you to get home.” “Put some pants on dude,” fuck he looked great in his briefs, how’d he get
bittie752: weyrdwhokat: bitchymama: fandomlife-universe: Helena Bonham Carter…not complaining If I have my kids with me, we have Helena, DT, and Ben. I’m so down for that. Billie by myself - David and Josh Hutcherson if I take my husband and
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
meladoodle: meladoodle: i keep my parents locked in my basement. haha just kidding!! they’re not my parents.
renegadeofthesantas: yami-of-darkness-bakura: I kid you not, my mom bought this tablecloth at the store…FOR NEW YEARS. Either my parents are taking an interest in my interests, or they’re secret Yu-Gi-Oh fans I’m going to open a restaurant and
trutranstrender: I don’t want trans kids to worry about ‘not being trans enough’ anymore. I want everyone to know that regardless of how much dysphoria you may or may not feel, your gender identity is 100% valid. Anyone who says otherwise is just
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
notnumbersix: mrfantabulous123:not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY
devilsden66: acecakes: blackzodiacqueen: nightfurmoon: damo-draws: skithepengi6: crixge: Oh god ALAN–?!?! Not my art but I HAD to reblog…. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O MH MY GOD ALANIM FUCKING WHEEZING SO HARD I SPIT MY CEREAL I HAD TO
jamesab-smut: I’m definitely not the same “Do studies every day and practice important things” kid I was back years agoand that’s fine I guess, art’s not my job. It sucks sometimes thoughMaybe sometime I’ll get back into doing ambitious
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
itfeelsfeynman: Why I will show my kids Ghibli movies instead of Disney: I’m not one to feminazi the whole deal but have you realized how in most Ghibli films even if the protagonist is not a girl, the female character is the power figure? Castle
sprinkhal: not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA
hereforpizza: accioharo: surlelac: #there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
pixiegal: little things that make me fall 4 people having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one) using my name in conversation complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself sending me pictures of stuff that reminds
Going to register for my GED tests in October tomorrow. Pretty stoked. And not to get all sappy, but uh.. Any of you high school kids that follow me? Yeah, never drop out of school. You will regret it. It is in my top 3 biggest regrets.
rpmemesfam: ♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS. “ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
stfulily: fake-mermaid: fuckinq: I hate life guys im not even kidding my heart just like stopped for a minute when i saw this photo oh my god they’re so perfect oh my god
gunrunnersarsenal: leadhooves: In other news, OOPS Tumblr mentality: 200 people died somewhere that is not my country = “comedy gold.” Black kid got shot somewhere in America, by a cop = “the end is night” Please try not to say stuff like
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
im not near my tablet atm but this was too silly not to scribble up ♥
![I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/839d5340f2ed529f81f3a01801fa2cfa/tumblr_ng9u1eBHJx1qca0ubo1_250.jpg)
