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featureshoot: “Not much beats watching my kids take off on adventures together,” photographer @deliacreates writes. She’s recently teamed with @clifkid to inspire children to explore the outdoors. To submit your images for consideration on our
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
felitomkinson: guiltyblue: mo0gs: *internal screaming* ALWAYS OBSESSIVELY CTRL+S I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES CTRL + S-ing each time you draw a single line is literally the only way to go at digital art pls do not forget kids.
afternoonsnoozebutton: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her
nextyearsgirl: “I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway”
opinionated-eggplant:nextyearsgirl:“I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway” I always find this to be funny because the way vaccines work is to literally build up immunity
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
babiesandbones: ugly-bread: patrickat: elliegalaxies: the-anti-fandom: littlezombiekid: Forever reblog No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
karenhealey: princess-neville: vbook-of-a-thousand-days: Wow I did not know this I TEACH MY KIDS THIS IN EVERY CLASS it makes me so happy
g0dziiia: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
confidencenotarrogance: Zac:… I’m kidding. I read that online. That’s not my real answer.
glowpinkstah: tyleroakley: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund
heinekenrana: Mr. Freeze is the first example I always give my kids when we have that talk that “People who do bad things are not always bad people”.
bourgeois-pig: Since we started chilling, My kid brother’s shown a whole new side to him… his slutty cockpig spunkhungry side- and to think we wasted all those years not getting along, when all he needed was a good assfuckin!
pumpkinpsychosis: goodreasonnews: igotkittypryde: I liked this quote so much I made this thing. “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they
the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency
waltdisneyconfessionsrage: asongforqian: doc mcstuffins is such a great show you guys i’m not even kidding In light of all the anti-blackness saturating my dash, timeline, and life in general, I think we could use a dose of pro-black adorableness.-Ren
mediterraneantomatoes: Mmmmm sorry kids in school I can’t hear you over the sound of how comfortable my bed is~
pocochina: OH MY GOD SAM YOU’RE SO AWKWARD I legitimately love this moment, though. Like, he clearly does not speak kid - so he treats Oliver like an actual person: offers a face-saving escape route from an awful situation, but immediately backs off
romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents
pleasefireme: Please fire me. Today I brought in a ham sandwich (I work in a hospital as a receptionist) and a man came up to me saying (exact quote) “Hey lady, could you not eat that disgusting peace of cr#p in here, my kid doesn’t like pork.”
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
dreadcaptainwatson: prospits this got… out of hand…the beta kids are released from the juju after like an eternity in there and dave finds karkat alive and i actually shed tears while drawing this i shit you not“intimate and kind of hurt/comfort
cursedkennedy: bootsi: these are all fucking clean in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
diary-of-a-chinese-kid:The “American” section at an English supermarket
bigmeansweatydyke: hishap: peachykeeenqueen: weavemama: weavemama: weavemama: HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this. these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards
terefah:observant pregnant jewish woman goes to r/legaladvice because her coworker tricked her into eating treyf, turns out said coworker was posting in the subreddit a week earlier trying to find ways to get her fired for “not fitting into company
jamaicanamazon: hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
leave-tyrone-alone: but the kid is not my son
i-will-call-you-sir: “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” Bernard Manning
dance-on-euphoria: obama-stolemy-vcr: southern-slayed: drugdealer34: mybloodyicecream: Because fuck your childhood Ohmahgad *blocks all cartoon channels* My kids not watching this shit… I was so naive papa bear lmao
justwatchthesunrise: I’d do this to my kid at every meal and that’s another reason I’m not allowed to have one
