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starrylite: Nose bops A rather late @hannigramholidayexchange pinch-hitter gift for @but-the-kid-is-not-my-son please enjoy early morning murder husband shenanigan
bayobayo: Goldberg Variations BWV 988 Aria, Johann Sebastian Bach Here’s Hannibal and Will slow-dancing, as requested by @but-the-kid-is-not-my-son. Honestly, I was originally going to have them dance in a fancy party setting but then that ^^song^^
howishughdancyevenpossible: but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: camilleflyingrotten: “I’m fed up with cannibals” __________Will & Hannibal went on an adventure together [after Hannibal expressed the need to go on an expedition for the Eldorado] prequel
caramelsmurfette: develise: subgirlygirl: My mouth actually watered. I am not even kidding.
crazyhusky: the-absolute-funniest-posts: the-more-u-know: I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P [Source] I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE!
do-not-touch-my-food: Almond Joy Granola Bars
do-not-touch-my-food: The Draft Republic Burger / Draft Republic
pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency
mishasminions: mishasminions: You know, when you were a kid, I’d come home from a hunt, and after what I’d seen, I’d be wrecked. And you, you’d come up to me and you, you’d put your hand on my shoulder and you’d look me in the eye and you’d
everythingyoulovetoohate: So she sent this to me… haha #Life goals achieved OH my gosh, Broston if I don’t look good please try your best to not look good (thats probably hard for you)
candycoats: ask-cherry-cola: wangyaohasaspookybutt: Omfg so see this pony? I don’t care what anyone else says In my headcanon, that’s a dude I’m not even kidding That’s James Alex Hairspray, he’s been mistaken for a mare plenty of times.
hedgehogswillruletheworld: My kids are going to wear this whether they like it or not
Hormones All Over My Body
ponfarrisforwerewolves: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for
when straight porn appears on my dash
nurse-shortcake: I’m really hating my body today. I’m forcing myself to post this because I need to accept myself the way that I am; stretch marks, scars, rolls, and all. According to society, I am 120 pounds overweight. Not even kidding. I have
Going to be camping out my room all night tonight and all day tomorrow catching up on this show. I literally watched the first episode and omg.. not even kidding! Like is it even legal to put that much drama into the first episode??
gh0st-toast: neon-casket: datingdisastersofaqueergirl: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s
ladyjsnaughtycorner: I can him standing by the door. Maybe he’ll ask me for more money…? That’s what kids do, isn’t it? No… Not my baby… He wants something else… I can tell… He wants to bury is face between mama’s thick thighs!
brunomarsfans: “Look to my right, where is he? He’s not there.” lol
winkie0312: You’re not the boss of me!….wait…you ARE my boss (smh) LOL!!!
iwannabewhereyouare: hotstreet: dirtydianamj: -davidarchie: Reblog If this is not just a normal day for you. Reblog this too, If this day changed you life forever. It changed mine, alot. it changed my life forever :’( An absolutely devastating
Hope you all are prepping for the big bash tomorrow, I know they are. And if you’re not in the States then go out and just enjoy the sun!Part 1 of 2. Part 2 here (nsfw)! “Part 3″ | Archie | Dipper
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
sn0w72897: calamity-cain: geekishchic: This is how you know they’re actually brothers. this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
scalpelhigh: joshishollywood: I really want to believe that when I have children, I am not going to be the heartless parent that just films the dumb shit that happens to my kid But whenever I watch videos like this I worry because I think that is a
Garnet can see the path of fate as it stretches toward the horizon. But can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
smoshbuscustv: theflippanda: e-zekiel: sistercrow: lokanemandi: tumblingwhovian: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara -Weeps- OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s
ocdevelopmentstuff: monsterthrall: fiztheancient: are you kidding its my favorite Ditto! I love that shit.
hoefashow: Please obey your countries/state laws. Mine is 18 it’s the law and rules of this blog. I do not condone underage people in bdsm or Littles on this blog please respect that.
rsn-grimdark-rel: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut Actually, it’s the “I’m
allonsyelizabel: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for
I don’t wanna be alone tonight but ain’t no one around. Just got back to Tampa from Orlando from seeing my ex. Things didn’t go bad. I thought I’d be fine when we said goodbye but loving someone and not being able to be with them is very heartbreaking.
spacebuns: this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this Apparently this isn’t sweet and cute but the dog is actually just “wrapping up food” in its mind so
meruz:i made a bnha oc that ISNT an xmen character in the UA school uniform lmfao. Not the most interesting power but i wanted an action kid with a power i hadn’t really seen on twitter already
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
snorlaxatives: not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life
aerieberry688:Just gonna leave this here along with all the feelings I still have for this show (just kidding I’ll never not have feelings for it)YuuriVictorOtabek
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both. rageomega
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
Denim Armchair with Chrome Accent are you kidding me tho
scientificpokedex: skeletalecho: just-a-souvenir-shop: This scene has fascinated me ever since I was a kid. I mean, if you think about it, Meowth didn’t really learn “Humanspeak,” at least not the way we normally think about learning a language.
importantbirds: gerardwheys: eeneyaoifan97: This is the MONEY BIRD 💰 💰 💰 REBLOG AND MONEY WILL COME YOUR WAY! not even kidding, i just received an email about my revised financial aid package and the amount of grant money i received nearly
but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: mr-robotdaily: Mr. Hannibal This will be a new series of edits based on our previous posts on Mr. Robot and Hannibal and the Mr. Robot and Rec series by Stefany. omg @color-division
Just a PSA that an anonymous message in my tumblr ask box is not an appropriate method of contacting me for: • dates • @fourchambers patreon support • @fourchambers performing applications everyone knows that anonymous tumblr messages are
smalltownfuncouple: I could be irritated at my kids for not being better at cleaning up pool toys… instead I used it as a naughty opportunity💋
luvmyhotwife25: Did some sneaker shopping. Not my best camera work. There were little kids everywhere.
alskylark: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry Wasn’t this a South Park episode that came out 1998 and was about chickenpox?
So, I am literally just sitting here drinking and studying for psyc. I feel like this is not how I am supposed to spend my Friday nights…..
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
foreverchildblog: There are three people from three different places in New Jersey on my blog right now hi guise, whats goin on Fun fact: I’m an official tour guide of New Jersey.
ven0moth: if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
foreseerlucina replied to your post “if anyone’s around please talk to me or something I’m like. not doing…” How was your day? uh. until I found out about what happened, fine. I went to the holiday boutique with my kids, so they bought
I want to take the day off tomorrow and process what I’ve just found out today, but I can’t. My kids have a two day test starting on Tuesday and I need to be able to support them and not leave them shit up a creek. And I know that’s
disgustinghuman: missgingerlee: becausebirds: LET THERE BE BONES! My cockatoo does this. Not even kidding. He thinks it’s flippin’ hilarious. Frickin birds
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