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saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
waltdisneyconfessionsrage: asongforqian: doc mcstuffins is such a great show you guys i’m not even kidding In light of all the anti-blackness saturating my dash, timeline, and life in general, I think we could use a dose of pro-black adorableness.-Ren
bustnutcum: I’m bored and my asks are open so hey why not?
theonlyhydro-vids: Making it clap 👏🏽, trust this is not even as loud as it can get 😉 Message to set up a Skype session W/ me 💻 To see my folder with Full length Exclusives Or to Put in request for a Custom video 😉 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏
It’s my day off!!Not really sure of what to do tho… 🤔
baremidriffs7: The father of my kid/husband is gonna be so lucky smh but also if we are not together he will be in hell
alaskaishiding: fuckingintrees: “they shouldn’t have let themselves get abducted in the first place.” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? This girl man, shut the fuck up you ignorant bitch. You are a dumb ass. “Not my problem.”
-annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
opinionated-eggplant: nextyearsgirl:“I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway” I always find this to be funny because the way vaccines work is to literally build up immunity
imbasedonatruestory: Okay I am not even kidding this is my natural hair like it dried like this like why. The Lion Mane is here to stay.
calamity-cain: geekishchic: This is how you know they’re actually brothers. this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding
taylorium: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut It’s also the I fuck black men
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
nanalew: You know what’s lame? Showering. No matter how many times you do it you always have to do it again. I mean it’s basically a losing battle and I’m not sure that’s the message I want to send to my kids.
kiwikiwiandkiwi: What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s
I’m watching he movie McFarland and it’s set in the 80s and about Mexican kids of migrant workers forming a cross country team and I ran cross country in high school and I’m Mexican so it’s like this movie is about me
I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline when it comes to eating
la-diablareina: I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline when it comes
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: la-diablareina: I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding
kvaghela: Bruno Mars - ‘Lastly but definitely not in the least, I have to thank my partner in crime, in everything I do, the best guy I know, the man who never steers me wrong but never steers me right, he just steers me - Mr. Philip Lawrence. The
omg-brunomars: kayladz: Why wasn’t he like this for the M&G?! asdjfkgdvhfgh Duuuuuuuude. how is she not ripping his clothes off? My ass would’ve rip that shirt to shreds as soon as I saw him. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT’S CHACHI! I LOVE HER
echosei: themainbitch: No, this is not the average tumblr picture. But that’s okay. This is me and my father. He was hurt in Iraq in 2006. I just wanted to put this out there and show everybody what happens. Live’s are lost, and people get hurt.
Drinking two starbucks was not a very good idea buhh its my favorite ;D
brunosbabydoll: xoxmichellexxo: thecookiedevorator: thegrenadeguy: brunomarscurls: THIS FUCKING SMILE *-* this is his smile. not his polite smile, his awkard smile. i love this smile. Oh My God the second comment <3 so true i love it more than
mrpase: The uncolored phone booth This is one of my favourite pictures from our London trip. There are so many pictures of those red boxes. But it’s not only the color which makes them so special - look at it objectively. And that’s the reason why
I was RAISED to say please & thank you, to have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those in need, hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it's needed, & to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them.
finding out Zoella has a tumblr is the best thing i ever found out in my life…. not really, but it’s still exciting.
flowury: how could you not reblog this i mean really Morgan freeman is one of my home dogs
omgfamilyaffair: yeah…we’re not young kids anymore…but still enjoy each other after all these years….i love that my brother and i are still this close…makes us feel youg again!
buckydixon: pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s
glowpinkstah: tyleroakley: peoplemag: “I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’” - Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund
hoodkage: trufflebootybuttercream: igglooaustralia: BRUH #charliecharliechallenge Parenting done right DEADASS
monairthith: Highlight of my summer. Not even kidding.
omfg I don’t even want kids so why must I bleed and have my uterus feel like it’s being kicked multiple times over and over every single month wtf whyyy.
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
opinionated-eggplant:nextyearsgirl:“I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway” I always find this to be funny because the way vaccines work is to literally build up immunity
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
rukis-penis: rukis-penis: BABY SAY YES BABY SAY YES NAN MEONGHANISEOSEO BARABOGOISSEO ok zoe named our kids to be angelina akira and larina i didnt pick the names its not my fault but i think theyre pretty good i hope youre okay with that i love you
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
unfortunatelyno: this girl dropped out of my school to pursue her music career not even kidding
Once I am married, divorce is not an option at all. My kids are going to have a mother and father.
naughty-bbw-mae: I guess I’m getting more comfortable…I don’t often show my vag~ buuuuuuuut there it is. .I have a FAT vagina. . not even kidding. nice little pooch~ lol Nice pussy
lsly4bbc: skneblk: scottsmodels: The kid is not my son .. Michael Jackson Damn, luv seeing that strong black hand rub her through her sexy little panties
Another one of my mum’s cakes.It’s Cadbury’s chocolate fingers round the cake with chocolates on top. Was YUMMY! Not even kidding!
b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even
rei-matsuoka: my current status: i am not being kissed or being hugged and i find this very upsetting
