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yruos: saying “my girl” is the cutest shit ever do not fight me on this
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
jaclcfrost: befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for
goldfyshie927: Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
hinderevolution: thagangstress: dinosaursandzombies: theawkwardlifeofapsycho: Why is this not taught universally. the man is terrified haha! Will be telling my kids this Look at him holding his hand, I can’t 😂😂😂
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
oycapaldi: Get to know me meme | [7/10] Current celebrity crushes: Mark Ruffalo If I walk round the house saying: ‘Hey, I’m no longer a B actor!’, do you think that means anything to my kids? Of course not. They just give me this funny look and
whatsupd0c: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut “Can I speak to the manager” haircut
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
sadlilbratt: sadlilbratt: being told how beautiful i am is my kink just kidding! tie me up and choke me until i pass out
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
nocnyswiat: nikosnature: Can we take a moment to admire what was considered style in the 90s. Can we take a moment to admire the fact that his reply is “‘Cause our kids would look like horses.” He does not say, “I can’t marry another guy!”
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
homeofsexygirls: cactivity: systemofadowny: omfg my mouth watered I’m not even kidding Drool
heinekenrana: Mr. Freeze is the first example I always give my kids when we have that talk that “People who do bad things are not always bad people”.
rehush: p-omm-e: flohral: maru358: Anja Konstantinova a ughhh i’m crying now, thanks a lot tumblr, my cat died today, i’m not even kidding. w o w
ben-levin: keepbeachcityweird: Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
nextyearsgirl: “I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway”
I’m not even sorrythis brought back so many memories, Willie was my favourite Looney Toons to watchThey just missed the paint in the wall- gag scene and it would had been perfect
meruz: its finals week but im not missing my kids birthdays
jununy: the stranger things kids in D&D outfits……. im not sure whats actually canon for dustin and mike so i decided on classes for them lmfao. ALSO!! max’s zoomer class is kind of like a rogue BUT SHE CAN FLY AROUND ZOOM ZOOM lmao will (wizard),
ajmonte: asianninnvasionn: Somehow this always pops up in my head when I wear the same outfit. No, I’m not even kidding. This line made me self-concious about wearing the same outfit when I go out.
edibled20: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
oh my god I just felt an earth quake in Kansas i’m not even kidding
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: At least we managed to not get Garnet expelled from school,That Jasper kid’s gonna be fine ( Maybe, I think I heard something about a crooked nose..) and we grounded her from T.V, so she’s learning her lesson!Sapphire: You
Garnet the bootiful.png I kid you not.anyways I found out that Garnet is really fun to draw! :D//I love your art btw! !//
rosekogane:not trying to alarm anyone but hello
jackolancern: matt?
mar-ble: Oh wow, I need this in my house. Not even kidding.
just some Roxy picturee! might do one for the other kids too if I’m not too lazy ahaa
pindaboom: Oscar nominees Best Animated Feature 2014 Earlier today this article was brought to my attention, in which it becomes clear that some of the Academy voters have little to no respect for the animation industry. They openly admit not having
I’m not sure I’m finishing the palette trolls set so here’s some troll ladies meanwhile c: [kids]
game over, kids
Public AnnouncementFollowers….. if you haven’t noticed yet.. I’m a college kid, and a step mom FIRST. Above all else I’m also myself. I know I’m getting more and more followers on here, but you are NOT my priority,
deafkinkygirl: Public AnnouncementFollowers….. if you haven’t noticed yet.. I’m a college kid, and a step mom FIRST. Above all else I’m also myself. I know I’m getting more and more followers on here, but you are NOT my priority, I’m
blu-iv: dwaynewaynejr: te-amo-corazon: aintnosuchthingastoothick: She’s not tryna hear it 😂 💚💚💚💚💚 Me and my kid lol Damn she already clapping back 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.
xekstrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:even better: blak… WE SHIP MONOCHROME IN THIS HOUSE ANON xekstrin i have been suddenly hurt in my heart by this anon i need to go lay down
I HAD A DREAM… a mono dream that broke my heart but it was also cute so I will try to explain it really quick: From what I gathered it was a high school setting and blake was a new kid. on the way to school she spots a small abandoned black kitten
blake and sun are my kids and i love them hanging out together but not together together u feel
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