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I’m not a big fan of my smile, a matter of fact it’s probably the only thing about my face I don’t like. I needed braces as a kid and never got them, but fuck. They’re not THAT bad, I think it’s kind of cute sometimes. Other
insanityofpeace: bastardfact: Tumblr’s #grunge tag Sorry tales-of-a-misfit, that wasnt very grunge of you… Also note the related tags Also note I didnt remove my other tags so fuck you I was so kidding… Kidding or not YOU SHOULDNT HAVE GRUNGE
amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. When I was a kid, if I misbehaved, my dad would pick up the phone and threaten to call Santa and tell him to not bring me any toys that year. It was 1000% effective…
smolboylevi: What i say: im a big kid! What i mean: tell me im not a big kid tell me im to little do stuff on my own baby me pls
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, I support bi people but let me just quickly clarify: It would not be okay if a bi person asked to pet my dog and then just took the dog and ran away. You can’t just steal a dog like that. Being bi is fine
mallghoul: selvaria-official: momfricker: fakehistory: Ready Player One (2018) how dare you insult Spy Kids like this spy kids deserves to be insulted In my new world you will not be allowed to have bones, heathen
I’m not much for the holidays, but my parents do participate in giving out candy for the neighborhood kids. My dad carved a pumpkin this morning. It’s not something I’d go to the trouble of doing, and my dad didn’t love it, but
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, Just a quick check-in: Did you take your medication? Are you hungry? (And shh, “i’m trying to lose weight” is not an answer!) Do you need a nap or to go to bed early tonight? And drink some liquid,
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!”Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”Child:
ruby-white-rabbit: theambassadorposts: Read this and try not to cry Kids shouldn’t have to sacrifice themselves to save other kids. Kids shouldn’t have to know how to handle active shooters at school. There shouldn’t be shooters at school. My
terracottainn: Naked girlfriend getaways are lots of fun. For some reason, all nudist resorts cater to families and kids completely ignoring the girlfriend getaway market. And that market does NOT want to hang around noisy kids. My nudist resort, Terra
ambris-waifu-hoard: dalehan: I wasn’t sure if you were kidding or not when you asked for Salazzle lewds, I probably should have asked before drawing this… I was not kidding. Thank you for your contribution! more pls she’s on my team~ <3
“black kid into white kid stuff” is literally the worst fucking sub-genre of hip-hop. I hate that shit. yeah Tyler, I liked Steven Spielberg movies and shitty pop-art too. youre not special, suck my dick.
ask-firefly-the-raichu: askfurretbrothers: “My nose…” grumbled Quentin, rubbing his sore nose. “Do not test my patience kid, I do not have time for messing around at this moment in time.” *she giggles and runs away* >w<
letters-to-lgbt-kids: (TW: Abuse mention) My dear lgbt+ kids, Someone can be “nice” and still be abusive. It’s a dangerous myth that abusers are not nice people. I know that this may sound confusing, so let me use an example: A person
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
So my scalp took yesterday some serious damage, I kid you not. Two bleaches in a row, my darlings, is NOT fun. Especially if you have PSORIASIS on your scalp, like I do. Basically it broke some spots and my hair partially stuck to my scalp because of
saxophone-kraken: amoebasquid: saxophone-kraken: There’s a freshman kid in my college marching band this year and his name is, i kid you not, Danny Fenton. This is him on Halloween: The best part is, although his hair is spraydyed for this picture,
essenz-a: themooonchild: o-dessa: shaka-kids: o-dessa: d-aisyland: love omg can’t. not. reblog. scrolled past. scrolled back up. reblog. really. can’t. not. reblog. lol! my old url. and still reblogging! my. favorite.
drakestories: I had to tell someone, so I told my friend Rich. “Holy shit, Jas, you’re kidding right? Samuels is fucking you?” “No, I’m not kidding, He’s been doing me for about five months now.” Bob Samuels was a state senator and
bastard-hive: adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.
So I moved in with my brother a couple months ago. I was having issues with my parent and he needed a babysitter. Whenever they’re not home I get the kids ready for school. It makes me want to have kids one day, but this definitely made my eyes
for-redheads: “Nobody likes being different as a kid. In first grade kids called me Freckleface Strawberry. … I was really self-conscious about my freckles. But now I’m not! | I dyed my hair blonde for a new movie .. It was fun for two
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear religious lgbt+ children, You are not sinners. Your feelings are not a sin. Your relationships are not sinful. The God you believe in loves you. People who use religion to justify hating someone abuse religion.
Some kid wants to fight me, it’s not that I wanna whips his ass too but I’m not risking my senior rights for that excuse of a student he’s going even know who’s he’s dealing with, btw Snitching on my sister doesn’t
azure-del-cielo: Things that the Kid Icarus: Uprising 3DS stand is good for: Playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf Holding up my tablet so I can watch things Things that the Kid Icarus: Uprising 3DS stand is not good for: Playing Kid Icarus: Uprising
fats: fats: Christmas nudes including my favorite gifts: my jacket and my nipple piercings <3 I can’t believe I look like this sometimes. NOT RIGHT NOW, OK??? not right now, kids.
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
Taken from my Facebook. This is some wannabe rapper white kid lol YOURE NOT A REAL HIPHOP KID
imgoddamnpluckyremember: dannypuston: gehayi: atalantapendrag: fatanarchy: THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE. Hope for the future. This kid is incredible. THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.
merrybenjamas: i’m not gonna raise more than one kid i’m just gonna keep my starter kid and powerlevel him through his whole life until he can beat the elite four or get a job
o-kau: teenagerposts: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends parents: no kid: okay then kid: *relies on the internet for literally
seventh-july: stalin-the-party-god: legolasofthewoodlandelves: riddle-my-hiddles: discoblax: Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS” wait… something’s not right OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
avant-gardevoir: warlocksmith: avant-gardevoir: *walks into a mcdonalds and asks for a mighty kids meal* so what he is still just a dumb kid, 5 minutes prep time and I could easily murder him not after my mighty kids meal
madame-raccoon: lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better. I like my body and I still don’t
vixen-lxx: I’m hoping to become so rich my parents don’t bother me about not being married or having kids.Going to buy their silence Same. I’m 21 and Im already feeling pressure from my family to have kids
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, You didn’t choose to be lgbt+ to annoy your parents - and if your parents even make you feel that way, then they’re honestly not only ignorant but also very selfish. It’s not about them. With all
sohieturner: My mom put a quote on my wall when I was a kid: “What is right is not always popular, what is popular is not always right.” I didn’t really know what it meant then, but as I got older it inspired me to stay true to myself.
ofabeautifulnight-deactivated20: “My job isn’t to tell your kids how to act or how not to act, because I’m still figuring that out for myself…your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That’s just life.”
Having your penis as your avatar is just so disgusting. I did not want to look in my activity and see someone’s ugly dick this morning. That was not how I wanted to start my day. You know there are underage kids on this site, right? It doesn’t exist
murdershecommitted: johnniewaswolf: Having your penis as your avatar is just so disgusting. I did not want to look in my activity and see someone’s ugly dick this morning. That was not how I wanted to start my day. You know there are underage kids
ixnay-on-the-oddk: joz600: ixnay-on-the-oddk: mistymoonbeam: ixnay-on-the-oddk: No makeup but my outfit is cute as hell 😊🍀 my ass you’re not wearing makeup… who do you think you’re kidding? I wear eyelash extensions that do not come
lovinq-u:lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.fucking amen to that
eenslaved: “Thanks, Jason. My nephew is going to love this.”“Not at all. It’s not every day a boy turns eighteen. Ought to be special. My wife’s happy to let the kid fuck her. Aren’t you, honey? You’re going to smile real big and let Greg’s
greia:himbofisher: KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home??? [parachute opens up to reveal
