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at-her-feet: fellowsart: The storyline is not really mine although I modeled the character after my favorite muse right now, the same actor kid who I think looks perfect in the positions. And there is no debate on whether or not he’s enjoying himself.
bedroomdaydreams: I used to despise my brother when we were kids. He was always such a brat. As we got older things did not change much except for the fact that every time that I saw the brat, my pussy started dripping and I wanted his cock drilling my
privatefamilytime: On Christmas Eve, when my sister came downstairs dressed very cutely - almost like a present - I kiddingly asked her, “Are you my present? Can I unwrap you?” Imagine my surprise when she grinned and said, “Sure, why not? Go for
So you want to “help me carry my stuff back to my van.” Kid, I’m worn out after a long concert. I’m not in the mood to play games. If you’re hoping I’ll take you backstage and let you jump my bones, just say it.That’s better. Listen, you’re
bdsmafterthoughts: Con-dolore and Anxious-fuck are children. Two tonight. Thats a sad waste of my time. But please kids, don’t say that you have not been warned. You have.I am not bothering to go into detail as to what is to happen to you. You know
playtimewithprincess: One thing I’m not digging on tumblr is: My dashboard isn’t even just people I follow anymore. These “suggested” blogs are all under age kink blogs and it’s really annoying. Because I’m not trying to have some kids stuff
I love when the rich girl star to likes a guy who is not as rich as her.OK. they’re kids. And it’s not like they love each other, but most of my OTPs start like this.Anyway, loved Pacifica’s character development.Great episode.
donnajosh: Leo: Of course you’re going to be a great father, of course you’re going to love your kids the way you’re supposed to, the way other fathers- Toby: My god, Leo. We look around, and we see that’s not true. It’s not automatic. Leo:
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
worthlesswoman30: My pretty pussy! Just kidding i know it’s not pretty I’m not blind! 😀 I’d loved to 👅
poopflow: andyswarhol: cariosus: UNGVFSJAK;DDFALFADJLS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME my goodness. my goodness my goodness. no this isn’t right at all. it’s not supposed to be like this.
darkfiretaimatsu:I need a reliable and dedicated treat-giver manned at the door all night, so I can focus my attention on other activities. Only a handful of kids ever make it this far into the woods, and I will not let them down~ I will not be the house
kidouyuuto: also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what
seastarree: unamusedsloth: These kids are going places, maybe not college but places… Every time I see this its in the middle of the night and I’m trying not to laugh so hard so I don’t wake up my boyfriend
zumainthyfuture: yungwavegod: famousbutunknown: Yo! my wifey better twerk while scrambling my eggs lol (NOTE- remember Katie from My Wife & Kids? well this is her grown up! Parker McKenna Posey) katie done grown up O_O WUT?! Not lil Katie!!!
schazardous: Not being allowed gaming consoles when I was a kid, Cave Story was one of my first experiences with pixel art and sprites, so here’s my homage to it. Risk of Rain’s Engineer (my favourite class) in Cave Story+ Style.
me1z: I know its not a very good picture, but there’s seriously some random kid dressed as sonic running up and down my street. He’s been doing it for like 30 minutes now. Not sure how to feel about this.
cecilporterstudios: My dog Kirby got his hair did for our move! I promise not to make my feed about my dog or kid but this was pretty great.
robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: i framed a picture of rdj in my house, you think im kidding but im not i moved it to my living room next to my tv guys i moved him to the kitchen
fuckyeahtattoos: This is my Navi. She’s not finished. Navi was my absolute FAVORITE character on Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time. This tattoo reminds me of my older brother, Max. When we were kids, we’d play this game all the time, even during
hucowbellydoll: Send Delivery FOOD Pleaseeee I’m not kidding… I’m broke until my next paycheck so please help. I’ve dropped 5 pounds in 2 weeks (since my last paycheck)… :( There’s late night delivery in my area! I’ll be waiting for your
vaigh: AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN’ KIDDING.Told you I’d draw a MLP with a wang. Did it. Not so proud of it. But it’s an experience I can knock off my list. IDK if I should name her or not. I plan on finishing the drawing some day. maybe.
fuckyeahlaughters: dooshnanana: that-filipino-kid: THIS IS AMAZING. Not Disney but too awesome not to reblog. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES HASGFASJKDFHGASKJDGFASJGFASJGF FFD DFHSJDYHS HGFEIGIDFHG SGDFG HHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU HARRY
wolf-and-kitten: rosalarian: Short shorts and tiny tops are not an invitation for your commentary. The temperature is higher than my patience. And stop teaching your kid that there’s something wrong with her not hiding her body.
str-gayzer: goldwomyn: godswerepoetsonce: BOOOOOOST!!!! in reference to my post regarding services for the kids stuck in Baltimore! Please pass this on. DO NOT TWEET THEM YOUR ADDRESS DO NOT MESSAGE THEMTHEY ARE IN A PARTNERSHIP WITH BPDDO N-O-T
emgeerassohl: This is incredibly important. When I tell people I don’t want kids they immediately jump to conclusions or assume that I’m some child hating bxtch. My reasons for not wanting children are not anyone else’s business. And saying “I
dancesamdance: gabbity-exists: jimmy18yo: Go explore. Hey kid, don’t delete my url off my picture of my animals, but keep the caption I put. Tumblr etiquette, bro. Not cool. LOOK AT LIL CITY AND MAX
Sooo ummm not necessarily bad/good news buuuuuut turns out Ozzy my cat is really not a he but he is a she luckily we found out within a month soo he/Ozzy is now a she/Militia (mili for short) gunna have to save Ozzy for the next pet/kid and since I’ve
gorillaz-confessions: For my birthday we went roller skating, my friends payed for a birthday message and my favorite song to play, Clint Eastwood, I kid you not almost everyone in that building started singing.
i always tell my boyfriend i want to be a stripper but i don’t think he’ll let me. he always laughs it off but like…. i’m not kidding, i wanna strip and make money as a side hobby cuz it looks fun and why not get paid for a hobby??? right????
thetidebreaks: It’s so rare a movie not only lives up to my expectation, but exceeds it. And not only exceeds it, but ends up being really fucking deep for a kids flick. I legitimately was stunned, having gone in completely blind except a few of the
sissysinceyouth: Ever since I started kindergarten, my step mom had me training my asshole. I really embraced my sissification as a kid; was a really exciting time not that she gave me a choice.
llygoden74: I had a the realisation today that i am basically my work places version of Reg Barclay. Only not as smart… or as well liked… probably not as good looking either… Oh who am i kidding, Reg is awesome. I made these while i was bored
latelifepleasures: Yep… those are momma marks on my belly. Kids are all grown and on their own but I still carry the reminder that they once were right under my heart. Now they are forever IN my heart. It’s not a perfect body, but it’s mine.
liverpepper: Cloud: Believe it or not, he’s a huge softy. Not to mention good with kids.(it melts my heart too!💕)
pawawool: A cool, hip teenage Medusa 😎 hello, fellow kids You do not have permission to use my work, copy it, repost it, or take credit for it in anyway. Do not remove the caption.
artistofmischief: artistofmischief: My name is Caleb and very soon I am starting T. 💪💪I’m not the most confident guy, but I’m just living my life and having a good time. Happy TDOV to all my fellow trans kids out there ✌👽 (he/him) @mushfolk
Lmao so my sneaky link ghosted me cuz I told him he was just gonna be a 1 or 2 fuck n that’s it not trynna be attached. Ig he got hurt lol 😂. Idk y tho nigga got a wife n kid tf u need me for. 😂😂 I’m not mad just petty as hell lol never in
domnator2:As if this helps. Still, here goes: Thank you to my 20,000 followers, but if you are not 18, come on, kid, beat it. No, not like that. Scram. Get lost. Fuck off. Whatever you understand, just stop following me. There. You happy, tumblr?
psychocereals: lumos5000: eeveelutionluvr: lumos5000: GUYS IT’S NOT OVER YET!!! [x] You have GOT to be kidding me. unfortunately i am not. read the article. it gets worse… This is disgusting, I feel the urge to hit my head against a wall. So
avatar-alek: yourdadsghoulfriend: automatic-caution-door: God bless the gay that yells, “Daddy did cummies in you, and you want to make sure you’re not—” I’m not kidding this is my favorite video in the world
mirrorinthesky-whatislove: keepcalmandlovesomebody: believeandkeepthefaith: dooshnanana: that-filipino-kid: THIS IS AMAZING. Not Disney but too awesome not to reblog. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES HASGFASJKDFHGASKJDGFASJGFASJGF FFD
newyorkcrew: That is literally my face during all of school I am seriously not kidding I feel so bad for all my fellow students who have to deal with my short temper
xanax-kisses: This is my safety net. My reminder that if anything happens, this is my guarantee not to wake up the next morning. When I said I had enough pills to kill several people, I wasnt kidding.
imgonnamakeachange: z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human how did her leg not fucking snap backwards what the fuck
sweaterelf: oedipus-rex: kaguramutsuki: what kids say: i don’t want my parents to read my blog so it remains a safe place filled with self expression uwuwhat i hear: i don’t want to have a difficult conversation with my mother over whether or not
blackbulltimes: I do love my husband and my family, so it’s hard to wish I had not married him and had his kids. But, damn - sexually, it was so difficult to learn that he was a loser sexually, while knowing that my body and overall beauty attracted
Damon, Stefan and Cami...DEAD?!
guccier: naturalli: bambhina: lahzy: copennhagen: hazhley: exquizito: chou-chouu: still not ok ^ not at all my love I can’t. little shit go away Who is this kid anyway does anyone even like him idk i heard he’s in some band ew wtf
fwcouple98023: My wife, my house, my bed; not me. Wife had some quick fun with fwb last week(4/30). She had to rush to make one of our kids soccer games. I took them for ice cream, while she got some cream for herself.
lovelargelabia: Hello there, your web page is really helpful for me, still feeling uncomfortable, how I look down there, but it helps, that I´m not alone. I´m 28, have a lovely husband and two kids. He does not care, that my lips are so big, even
gabriellabolton: I’m not a little kid anymore, Dad. You raised me to make my own choices and I need to make them. Not you or Chad or anybody else. Me.