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find and lmao on porn pin board
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I hope that even after two years, you hear my name and cringe because you realize how good I was to you and how bad you fucked up
gudiyah: bpd logic: ppl are getting more attention than me im gonna go do some STUPID and DETRIMENTAL to my health and not tell ANYONE but still expect them to pay more attention to ME instead next time yeah that’ll teach them
kokodokoko: just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
miyakuli: ** Permission to post & translate was granted by the artist Don’t remove credits & don’t repost/edit the art Please, rate and/or bookmark their works on Pixiv too ** Translation and typeset by meDo NOT repost/edit it on tumblr
1oveghost: 1oveghost: i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶
thessalian: disease: A collection of bizarre shops throughout England, photographed by leon S-D. It amazes me that people think this is weird and to me it’s just “My commute home in an economy held together with spit and baling wire”.
karomel-02: jay-sop: I finally started reading killing stalking and by reading I mean binging the entire thing in one sitting and forgetting to sleep.
Hahaha, this is part of my entire life philosophy. Just 6 months ago someone I really liked, out of nowhere, pretty much said she doesnt wanna be my friend anymore. Then she tried to explain and I was just like “I don’t care.” and
Ha. Right? Then when they make a tv show out of the book and the characters name is pronounced you’re like NOOOO FUCKER! and just get upset. etc =)
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
Old playstation survives Oklahoma Tornado. They don’t make em’ like they used to. I remember I once lost a N64 cartridge, spent all winter outside and I found it in the spring… and it still worked perfectly.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY…. fuck I wish I lived in Japan.
… what are you talking about? People HAND you peelers and you fucking refuse. Then they try to force you to use a peeler and you people just stubbornly go NO… the potato will work eventually. Be fucking serious. =_= Depressed people
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Every time I see some teeny bopper blog and they think anyone over 21 is fucking old and shouldnt be on Tumblr. Like bitches… I was on the internet before you were born. Compared to me… yer all amateurs. ;)
This is in my top 5 moments for this anime and my top 10 for ALL anime. Its right near the beginning of the series and it basically sold me on the show.
lol Man, major religions are getting sassier and sassier and I fuckin’ love it.
… lol… reverse the white and grey and then you’ll have this right.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason
Pretty much every time theres some big trial on the news and everyone is voicing a guilty verdict left and right before the case is barely even started… like… wtf?
official-deutschland: adhdheather: to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you
creampuff-shenanigans: deafreaperventus: wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels: murderous-crows: *gay intensifies* are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics
abysswaatchers:celeste lost her peace and quiether tech weapons and mods are quite good, so good in fact that she caught the unwanted attention of arasaka, who sends suits to her door trying to proposition to her.“so tired of this, freakin go away you
agenderyuripetrov: have you considered: biracial, bigender, bisexual ryan goldsmith, the bi-est hero to ever bi? lmao i cant draw roots but i tried. on the other hand i didnt even bother w/the clothes bc i hate ryan’s fashion sense stop shopping at
Send me two or more characters and a number and I’ll write a drabble / ficlet.
going to take a shower and just stand in the water, because mitch’s writing is such a delight and whenever we’re in the same fandom it’s even more enjoyable.
candysharkart: i made techh watch rock and rule w me bc thats a fun movieso here have that shitty 80′s furry band
xmagnet-o:ultrastimpaks:okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closedultrastimpaks:wait people sleep with their doors closed???? East coast USA and either closed or cracked
bangedbysatan: mostlyjudson: bangedbysatan: Tumblr would enjoy this I thought this is so ridiculous lol. Two totally different personalities lmao
unflirty: hiyoupeople: unflirty: Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them?????? What the hell do YOU do? i die? lmao what kinda question….
doctortennants: the Doctor is offended lmao
thunder28:ibakesouffles:stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesisthere’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energyTikTokI lost it at- should be pale- and he fucking compared it to his own pasty arm. Legend
This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….
fucknodoms: I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
blackcatula: papricots: Oh man, I gotta say this show got on my nerves in the beginning lmao, but it’s really starting to grow on me! Glad that I decided to give it another chance! Print available at FanExpo 2015 and online. maddpoppins !!!!!
quasarkisses: laughlikesomethingbroken: bigmouthlass: briwhosaysni: paralol: naked-yogi: naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. Lmao @ people who think I’m ridiculous for this post. I’m defensive
kite117: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
tockthewatchdog: felixferne: it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers” #honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out
g4nseyiii: things you need to know when talking to me: i talk really fast i mumble sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im
omgsocietyhateswomen: tumbleofthoughts: inhaleamour: lmao thankkk you AMEN! Sex and the City often disappoints me with its messages, but I think this one hit just the right angle.
timothydelaghetto:lol so take that food porn fanatics and selfie kings and queens on instagram
luvisblack:That’s when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk. Dick looks at the pussy and yells “HULK SMASH” #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
the current POTUS is paranoid. he eats at fast food places alot cuz the food there is always pre made and prepared. why? cuz he has a fear of being poisoned. heard this on the radio this morning on the way to work and this “information” made
or it could mean shes a freak and she likes it when you choke her when you give it to her good and hard. theres always that
pangur-and-grim: he just like me fr
askkaibaseto: Okay so yall know that trope where person A is in a coma and starts waking because Person B is talking to them, begging them to wake up? Kaiba is Person A and no one can wake him. Mokuba, Yugi, Atem, even Isono have sat in there for hours
concerningwolves: concerningwolves: I feel like fandom generations are both very specific and easily conflated. Like,, you either live through so many they blur together into one hellish mess or you join in on one generation and remain blissfully unaware
ok but who do i have to follow to get less transmisogynistic slurs, “cuntboy”/“dickgirl”, “genderbend”, and “[slur term for trans people] isn’t my ~kink~”and more smut with trans characterscos
localpubliclibrary:What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually
wockyflockyflame: i had drawn this for a hq69min prompt once and forgot i drew it and lmao where did i go wrong in life o)-<
moldworm: reina-rubia: moldworm: there’s a difference what exactly is the difference lmao i’ve prepared a list: girls are usually responsable with their dicks, while boys are reckless and keep getting theirs snared in bramble bushes, leaving
jumpingjackolantern: manisoke: A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh.Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful
arunawaytomato: since there’s gonna be season 2 let’s take a moment to remember this and ofc this scene and then this lil shit bless this fandom amen
sweatervest-kun: mink is such a ridiculous character. like why yes. he is an escaped convict. dont u see by the giant shackles and broken chains hanging from his wrists. the neck collar/restraint that is thick fuckin steel/iron around his neck. thats
nohomoujaku: i saw the scene and i couldnt stop thinking about this
imagineyouricon: Imagine getting married to your icon, but in the cremony your old icon gets up from their seat and yells that they love you and don’t want you to marry anybody else. Your current icon tells them, with the same expresion as they are
i found a garbage bag full of neopets and pokemon stuff, lmao. look at this little guy.
swimpuku: So I was wondering what people usually tagged Noiz as and and my personal favorite
masculine-devils: r1n-okumura: SO I’M WATCHING THE DMMD ANIME BECAUSE WHY NOT AND THIS DOG JUST STARTED TALKING??? AND IT’S VOICE IS DEEPER THAN THE PACIFIC OCEAN I’M???? IT HAPPENED GUYS IT HAPPENED
