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daeum: me and my mom tbh.

sonesource: concerned and supportive pageant mom Kim Taeyeon

how to make a kiss between u and the bae lewder…add a double ended dildo

tjsbin: daiquest: Brazil, June 26th 2015 - Public debate between one of the country’s most homophobic pastors / ministers (left) and the president of the LGBT Brazilian Association (right). This picture says a lot. This is a work of art.

Do this to me and I will not be happy…

scarletsamhain: willy wonka and I are one

onemerryjester: viagrah:undercover-witch:You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?So basically the only role your fabulousness has is

When you walkin’ and there’s that stranger trying to walk faster than you-

kremlindusk: sucymemebabaran: doeggy: a 5:1 women:men ratio isn’t realistic but a 60kg sword is lmao A 132LB SWORD. Just so we’re super clear here… Men are just Too Much, y’all lmaoooooo uhhh obviously medieval weaponry was forged out of

party-wok: thatbullshit: “At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy

And the winner of the monthly “Best Facebook Comment” award issssssss!

aphyllum: her name is priscilla and winter would killl a man for her

maburito: dashingicecream: blake belladonna: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life me: i know this, and i love u

wendycorduroy: VERONICA TAYLOR (ASH KETCHUM) AND RACHEAL LILLIS (MISTY) VS A CUL-DE-SAC caption: Racheal: [as Misty, concerned] Ash, this is a dead end! Veronica: [as Ash] Um, yeah, but… [optimistically] always full of possibilities! [Racheal breaks

And another Durex creative ad

wardengrey: What people expect: getting art all the time The reality: Very earnest and heartfelt, but very empty promises of art all the time

zouxry: person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.? me:

Aaravos’ bug is the show’s version of an airpod and now u know too

LMAO i love u guys so much wtf

lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”

jack-the-lion: celticpyro: sorairo-deizu: alder-knight: rqqu: jihaad: jihaad: yall im losing it, TIL the “WAKE ME UP” in bring me to life was added on bc the record company thought the song should be more masculine LMAO?? this is wild omfg

This reminds me of Beka and Yura just sayin’

sookashira: I’m not good at coloring but I wanted to try some Levi and Hanji ^^

dad-vibes: moonblossom: willcub: I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time Omgh DEAD AS FUUUUuuuuuuckk.

G Dragon mixed up EXO, B1A4 and BAP

[PIC/TRANS] [150528] Sunggyu and Hoya’s conversation on twitter

chandoo: sunggyu and dongwoo not having any of woohyun’s damage control

omorasheep:#justomorashithings: Reading the “how to hold pee” and “how to pee outside” wikipedia pages when there’s not enough content on tumblr

thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂

bladdershycutiepie: Me, sobbing: i just wanna wait at the bus stop without some friend i havent seen since highschool squirming and saying his bladders “gonna fucking yeet” while someone else yells “PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS”. Why Must You Make

Lmao one of my lovely follower brough to my attention that someone stole my gif to make there own thing…

occasionalwetter: getting really desperate and then realizing you have to poop is probably the worst thing ever

omoghouls: omoghouls:When you drink too much and really need to go but then someone stops you because they have a ‘’’quick’’’ question, which becomes 15 agonizing minutes before your body gives in. They probs ain’t leaving their room

Let me take a small break from omo stuff and watch something on YouTube tonight. *looks at new videos today*…oh

justhereforomorashi: Honestly sometimes I just scroll through my blog and get so confusedI’m literally aroused by wet fabricwhat the fuck kind of version of natural selection is this

gohard-and-get-shredded93: what is happening here…

chekhov: My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

The Party And The After Party

matt-douchene: do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

dyellas: do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

it's all fun and games

sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.

therandominmyhead: Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

it's all fun and games

yungterra: You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

portablemiah: this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

dangercrossing: inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

professorgo: The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

failurebydesigner-jeans: hurraaid: chooky-belief: levanna: the-absolute-funniest-posts: montalvomike: “Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t

kynen: Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

neocybex: does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the figuratively pop up over your head

lesbiangem-lapis: witchypug: thepeacockangel: maatangi: some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out

dashingicecream: that moment when u and ur bff see super cute huntresses walking towards you and you gotta flaunt the goods

and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent

lmao y’all r super curious huh. the first problem is hard to catch since the scene goes by fast, but it was awkward seeing blake/sun/velvet picketing for their rights bc y’know, this is a super serious thing to them that affects their lives, and

sinoftangzents: Weiss: I hate you so much that sometimes I need a break when I hate you so I express less hatred towards you which is why I’m hugging and kissing you right now before I will continue hating you because I really do hate you and love

Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk

promiscuouspink:Fantasising about boys is all well and good until you actually talk to one of them and realise they’re fucking idiots

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