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Oni ni Hatsujou one of my personal favorites. <3 so cute and funny and good smex scenes. :D
creewillow: Flashback: 2011 Oscars with Host Anne Hathaway WHY CAN’T I BE ANNE HATHAWAY I WANT TO CRY SHE IS PERFECT or could I be a cross between her and natalie portman and scarlett johansson
scarpucci: First you: and then you: and then you like: This is life!
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
moghedien:the source of Kassandra’s trauma is her getting thrown off a cliff as a child, and then she spends the rest of her life climbing ridiculously unclimbable heights and jumping off of them, so she’s either coping really well or really, really
fuckyeaheda:when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.
iamatrashfan: erushi: Scored the YOI Ichiban Kuji “Enjoy Your Trip” Tour Guide Book, and Otabek’s page is just ~killing me. Imagine: Otabek sending Yurio pictures of the random, interesting things he finds in Almaty, and Yurio replying, “Give
megurashka: megurashka: i am so gentle and kind hearted and stupid
subtle:deadass imagine tryna get a sugar daddy and u end up first lady and married to the antichrist
251013: The uploader does not seem to be a fan and seems to only be at the right place and the right time. He was completely focused on getting footage of the scenery… The WINNER boys just happened to get in his shot. (+)
piratesroyale: James just started this instagram and its all just pictures of nearly naked girls and I just
prettyfeetgang: mvp-nation: taeramisu: Fans chasing after Taemin and “Taemin runs faster than lightning” I know this is unacceptable but it’s really funny and u guys have to watch it TAEMIN TURNED INTO USAIN BOLT!!! BYE BISHHHHHHHHH~~~~ this
deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
uusui: when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
lightskintgawd: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
krusca:lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you
maxiesatanofficial: dracenines: OK so apparently a bunch of people with throwaway email accounts have been going around and submitting a music video from some underground garage band to people (the band has already said they’re not the ones doing
nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.
kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That looks like
cynicalgemologist: ssjgssjgoku: ssjgssjgoku: who let the dogs out but with a “WHO” on every single beat http://puu.sh/iHr9a/d492b8c9e3.mp3 i played this and my mom came in and slammed my door shut
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
slothblog: slothblog: OH MY GODDD IM SO FUCKING ANNOYED I NEED TO VENT GOD DAMMIT MY ANNOYING UGLY ASS WHITE BOY NEIGHBORS HAVE A “BAND” AND THEYRE ALWAYS PRACTICING AND THEY SUCK SO FUCKING BAD THIS GUY IS JUST YELLING AT ALL TIMES JUST FUCKING
itrenore: I WAS GOING TO POST A PHOTO AND APPARENTLY I MOVED A REACTION IMAGE INTO THE WRONG FOLDER AND- KERMIT ISN’T HAPPY BEING IN MY DOUJIN FOLDER Silently judging you
ceasefires: Steven: Hey Sar, would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick, or sit on a dick and eat cake? Me: How is that even a question.
jennally: quinzycobweb: fefairi: himapapaftw: LISTEN HERE WRITERS OF SMUT IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE WRITING TWO GUYS HAVING SEX OR A GUY AND A GIRL OR TWO CHICKS IF SOMEONE IS GETTING FRICKED UP THE BUTT YOU NEED TO USE LUBE AND ONLY USE
teen-heat: Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
marysuewhipple: marysuewhipple: “Not All Villains Are Zukos Some Of Them Are Ozais” Yes But You Are Not The Ultimate Arbiter Of Which Villains Are Which. Me: Which fictional villains are and are not redeemable and/or sympathetic is subjective.
mazokhist: Make sure you’re protected when watching the solar eclipse! Do NOT go outside without armor and a shield. Make sure there is at LEAST 3 feet of wall between your eyes and the sun
axe-fx: I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.
adventuresofcesium: remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
fuckyourapplejax: twofingerswhiskey: mekmilli:mockingturtles:oh my godBack in colonial days and reading African novels a lot of Africans who first saw Europeans were terrified and almost thought it was an omen or signs of bad fortune to come well they
goblinparty: periru3: peterparker: WATCH THIS I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity
grownupgeekgirl: rightwingtoday: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order and floridians are just as human as you and me! and the
hellenhighwater: internclarabelle: dead-men-disco: internclarabelle: it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’
okay but imagine a pouty noiz in a light green and over-sized sweater, the sleeves even being too big for him, and a pair of knit thigh highs. imagine him in bed sitting on his knees with his legs spread open and his hard-on poking through the sweater,
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
itsthehoarsehorse: featherdusters: U know that post that has like 100k notes and is like “dont let this website make u think..” And then a hugeass list of stuff, some including “being straight makes u not a person” and “that drugs are cool”
woodmeat: whitegirlsaintshit: woodmeat: Last night me and my broski were talking outside and the nigga just pulled out an inexplicable chichi. Thats how you know niggas was drunk as hell bruh you not supposed to be able to materialize a whole plate
theicarustheory: Your best friend is an honest and genuine dumbass, Ar. But really, it’s not his fault you and Annie are so mentally in sync and all Eren can do is read between the lines. (For anon who wanted that hot Annie scene)
primary-vampires: Yato drawing requests—-!!!! >u< a Kamui, for @coldoverload! >uo <3333 Kagura and Abuto for @fruit-chinpo-samurai~ >u< <3333 and Kamui bullying someone ((abuto)) for @chubbypindipanda! XD <3333 ….and then
11-11-1992: cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think
weloveshortvideos: When teens your age are doing drugs and committing murder and having babies and you’re just here like
kittyyyyyy: I’m sitting on my bed stuffing cookies into my face from a tupperware container and singing “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen and I swear I just saw some people look up and watch me from the sidewalk as they walked by my window.
little–kitten-princess: starrimmedglasses: daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR? Holy fuck. Literally me.
yungfeminist: *disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs
janemba: I love looking at cute boys straight in the eyes as my train leaves . I’m jus casting spells everywhere I’m like 👀 and they b like 😳 and we be like 🌜🌛 and then I be like 🚂💨
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
I love it when it rains here cause it pours and my street floodsand it’s super cool and i always wnna watch but i get wet :( So i made a poncho and hood out of two plastic bags from the laundromat like the innovative little poor fuck that I am
whitegirlsaintshit: babesimpsonnumberonefan: argea: vanicotines: do yall remember when kylie jenner and jaden smith were dating and they were coming out of that movie and jaden had kylie’s foundation all over his mouth from kissing her?because i
artmilf: i hate the boys who have tumblrs that are all ass pics and weed and codeine like chill out elliot you drank one beer once and threw up cause it was too much fuck you
techykisses: there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a
and there goes his reason to be good I have an anon to blame for this
justice-willcometoyou: darklingkitten: i-want-what-hes-smoking: undeadibeard: It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not. What battle line nobody likes candy corn fuck you candy
there was So much lagging, during one of the trasformation sequences I was like “and I’ll form the LAG”and someone was like “never skip lag day”and my friend was like I’ll gladly skip that
tink-aka-disnerd: chandeliho: chandeliho: abuubbles: borospaladin: tristebabe: andrewquo: WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS reblog and I’ll marry you TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO
and i read m/f!kamui’s support with camilla and….. its..its better than i could have imagined…
So a week of mischief and naughtiness just got fucked up
