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pussy-and-pizzza-x: blvckgeezus: lebritanyarmor: theblackmanonthemoon: theblackmanonthemoon: yourfavoritekylie: soorayray: claimedbyme: pussy-and-pizzza-x: the-prodigy-reborn: blaak-magik: aaliyah-appollonia: destingreen: hi-imkingdavid:
jehovahhthickness: kimreesesdaughter: I feel no sympathy for people who treat people like trash on here and always starting shit and then all of a sudden their rent due. Be aggressive with your budget. “Be aggressive with your budget”
lumorie: A AU where Otabek is a DJ and Yuri comes in his club always dancing like a god. And when they first meet Otabek is head over heals into Yuri but Yuri doesn’t get it at first. Well - Otabek as DJ is canon I know that xD
parkinglotwaltz: dtgsr: i love the expression “whos dick do i gotta suck around here” and i say it a lot like. whos dick do i gotta suck around here to get some ice cream. when i was a young kid of some age i heard this phrase and didn’t rly understand
and-now-we-see-a-wild-destiel: d0nn0: Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over Not all heroes wear capes
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
Last night I was watching American ninja warrior with some friends and the best part of the show was how homoerotic the comments of the commentators were. One of my friends started mocking their comments and said: “that’s a true test of
japhers:I couldn’t sleep and this was lying around in my drive for a very long time so I just ended up finishing it oopsnever underestimate the culinary skills of a man who lives alone with stacks of cookbooks and tons of free time
reallybigsword:@norafox put up the tree and oooo shit we cozy in here !!!notice how I put all the ornaments on the side that ISN’T towards the wall lmao
cyberbullys: when I was 12 I had a boyfriend and he got expelled from school and I never saw him again so I’ve never had the chance to break up with him so I guess I still have a boyfriend
absentions: it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
thesunatmidnight2: At the end, thirty feet or so from the counter that closed the entrance, a grinning Negro face bobbed and grimaced through a hole in the back curtain painted to represent a jungle river. The Negro’s head came right out of the spread
ethiopienne: “Sometimes you’ve just got to du-rag you. This vegan leather du-rag has a tie closure at back and is unlined. Perfect with a black tee dress and slide sandals.” (source: x) i give up. this planet is not for me. BITCH YOU
nerdsarerhapsodic: One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
Lmao I go to sleep at 9 like a normal human, and I wake up at 1:30. I can never sleep at night whyyyyyyyy
toxicwinner: if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing
the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different
fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone: latinagabi: tokomon: i love distraught white women drama This was wild blairwaldorfisawhitefeminist this is me and u. also diya and our fans in the background
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
h0odrich: I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
20 minutes into “pink floyd and chill” and the first song isn’t even over yet
thexfiles: darth-buddha: thexfiles: every day i see ugly boys and i’m like ‘i will never see a boy uglier than this’ and then i do. i see uglier boys every day tbh i dont think everyone would like this very much if the post was about girls…
dickbiggerthantowers: idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me
harryedward: every time i listen to crew love i always forget the weeknd says “This ain’t no fucking sing along So girl, what you singing for?” and i stop singing along because i feel guilty and so called out
the786: impalimp1996: the786: flacomexicano: the786: And? ME Me too breh Wouldn’t everyone overheat to the max? 40 degrees and schools are closed? *50 okay this is me as hell in south texas 😓
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself @lil–queen *riri voice* yeah I said it
eearth:when youre faded af and you forget what you were doing but it doesnt matter bc you have achieved existential peace and oneness with all things
raygunbradbury: dracomalfoyofficial: i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response
caram3lk1ng: jehovahhthickness: niggazinmoscow: Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious. I tried my absolute best to not laugh at this video and I failed miserably Lol💯
toolmutual: toolmutual: queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall
roachpatrol: detournementsmineurs: Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century. i desperately need this, and one single m&m to put in it
writing-prompt-s: The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.
cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:cassie-darlin:those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic specieslike??tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic
gothzayn: larryappreciation: I know I said I cbf getting involved with this but someone just sent this to me and didn’t wanna be named but I had to post it cos I laughed hard.. The comparison between tammis pic of ‘briana ready to pop’ and Ashley’s
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
butterynutjob: fluffle-talk: rocket-pool: Dying rn @butterynutjob He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him,
zaynshair2k14:bringingthetruthback:tinalikesbutts:So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner? if your underage and its a professional
I hope the Chargers and Raiders move to LA fuck Oakland and SD
takerfoxx: thebestoftumbling: Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat I’ve never seen any animal be so thoroughly unimpressed by the efforts of another animal. My dog is 65-70lbs and my cat is like 12lbs and when my cat lays on my dog’s
k1mkardashian: jzul: beyonce is performing next week in the city and tickets are like 200 bucks…… i wish i had 200 bucks</3 YOU HAVE 3 HOLES GURL YOU BETTA GET OUT THERE AND MAKE YOU SOME MONEY
junkrat-the-junker-rat: thatgirlonstage: kaycxpher: the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s “The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?” “…we go along
pocketss: What’s up with dragons do they shed their skin? Do they feel all smooth and shiny and soft when they shed?
amazing-jase: johnfreesiins: ryanccole: I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious. Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits. Scar
qualseph: jelloapocalypse: jelloapocalypse: rabbits-of-negative-euphoria: the-mighty-birdy: pain-and-missouri: pain-and-missouri: A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does “Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with
h0odrich: this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
alcohale: jockdays: rifes: rowrz: mostly photos follow for the hottest GUYS, COCKS and SEXhttp://rifes.tumblr.com Young studs, hung jocks, and thick cocks http://jockdays.tumblr.com | @jockdays on twitter I love that my selfie is featured
ggaga: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
brokendildo: arekelly: ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
meanplastic: It’s 2016, and Tila Tequila believes the Earth is flat and won’t be convinced otherwise
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
moh-chii: gotitforcheap: the worst is when you’re jacking off ontop of a girl after sex because you wanted to be a cool guy and nut on her boobs or something so you’re there and you thought you’d nut in like 30 seconds but it’s been 2 minutes
delvg: So jen-iii and I are going to prom tomorrow our colors are Neapolitan and Tall-ass Lapis Lazuli
drspikeysinger: i-lust-you-chubs reblogged your post and added: zumba and pallatis ( Ok… what the fuck is zumba? When anyone says zumba, I picture richard simmons holding a taco. its a dance-based work out (im not much of a dancer but its intense),
"Think and wonder, wonder and think."
you know when there’s just so much stuff you want to get done and you don’t know where to start from so you kinda just stare at it and don’t do anything
whothefuckiscas: and here you can see two vehicles one belongs to the best supenatural hunters in the world and the other is a 67′ chevy impala owned by dean winchester
somehow-you-will: gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt
animenutcase: the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:metal-rider: dashingicecream:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dashingicecream:tinyknight!au doodles feat. sir neptune and redesigned dragon yang lololol Be very careful with Weiss’s tiny girlfriend okay Yang…
