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and lmao clips
tumsperks: How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
unchange: truezodiacfact: Only reasonable way to measure snow bananas do not have a consistent length and therefore are not a practical measuring utility. 3/10 from the science side of tumblr
sriou:do you ever make a good ass sarcastic remark and u just smile to urself ur so proud
misterhayden: IT IS IMPORTANT TO EXPRESS YOURSELF AND YOUR SITUATION
rebeker-and-i: leave-tyrone-alone: You ain’t slick boy I’VE REBLOGGED THIS SO MANY TIMES BUT I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED UNTIL JUST NOW
Wanderings and Wonderings
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
it's all fun and games
andrewhussiesbosom: please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
dashdrive: when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
maliciousmelons: when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
nerdistindustries: FTW. Zookeepers and trainers around the world are recreating Chris Pratt’s famous raptor pose from Jurassic World.Check out a round-up of our favorite poses on Nerdist.com!
spadenightmaren: spadenightmaren: MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
birbcoop:bumblesweet: THIS IS THE SOUND BABY CROWS MAKE WHEN THEY ARE BEGGING FOR FOOD AND WHEN THEY ARE BEING FED same,
keelahsomethigh: when someone is vague bloggin about you and you like the post
quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks: boredpanda: Creative Cakes That Are Too Cool To Eat really pretty, but also could be called “Creative cakes that are 90% fondant and thus uneatable.”
conkersradfurday: when someone roasts you and the point is completely valid
this–too–shall–pass: melanin-enhanced: foxxykiapatra: theryanproject: backtothewalll: caramelanin: sanspanties: alwayshorny69 Guys. Take notes and practice. There will be a test. Expect a pop oral quiz at ANYTIME. I cannot believe there
equestrianrepublican: consultingbabes: I looked up cyberbullying on google images and just oh my god [opens up word document] time to bully myself
vinebox: 10 minutes into Netflix and chill
overanalyze and chill
youngstero: what an amazing and impossible to answer question
smaraj: when he shows you the D and its bigger than you expected
shinkoukei: when you make a personal post and a mutual replies “me”
cometomybedford: “I just sat in self-pity and wanked in the car” Same
thecommonchick: the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
bombing: girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
bpdrobot: I wanna start doin some Risky Behavior™ because im bored and want to suffer
brandnewswastikas: Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
cjcroen1393: why-animals-do-the-thing: mens-rights-activia: averyroundbird: becausebirds: Someone didn’t get the memo. HE IS BABY Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering Penguin babies are so silly and fuzzy before their
spook-life: seabassbitch: Trying to sit in video games the camera work and music is phenomenal tho?????
glitch420: brokenautomaton: memeufacturing: i can’t reblog this because CK has me blocked but this is. Honestly amazing, It’s funny how people harass someone based on their opinions, but then kick and scream when that person defends themselves,
simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in
browngirl: :) edit: the models on the right are Fatima Siad and Adonis Bosso! 😊❤️
phoneus: phoneus: mkultra: WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE best sentence so far of 2017 going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to
Plot twist: kys is just an alternative spelling of kiss, and edgy dudes have been wanting to kiss you all this time <3
Anyone: *makes a post calling out men that specifies specific men*Some moron: *proves the OP right by being a complete fucking fool and insulting women/other genders/using slurs*The same moron: *wonders why no one is agreeing with his blatant sexism*
felix-the-snow-cheetah: doitsuki: greenquee: thecheshirecass: darthvcder: darthvcder: i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^) seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s
bi-taurmino: kermitpurple: My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food Did you idiots actually watch the video? It was about tokenism and brownie points but I guess you hivemind idiots didn’t even want to give it a chance huh? It’s joke
hacksign: this is the real face of suffering……the true victims…often overlooked and undervalued…
weekly-otayuri:Otayuri of this week and last week
Feminist, Lesbian, and Trans
kraziekazarts:I drew this to beat the CRAP out of my artblock and now I never want to look at it again.
the-absolute-best-posts: lucytwobows: Florence and the Machine.
alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
mushroom-cookie-bears: ok but imagine a steven and peridot fusion being voiced by weird al
i-got-rogues-on-the-rooftops: kimyugwon: *male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap
kuro-witch: God help me when staff actually delete the porn bots and I lose like 800 followers
gryffon: darthgryffon: gryffon: every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey” my url is better than yours youre my shadow self and i need to kill you
persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were
nyaawn: So I had been stalking Cactuars and….. … .. .
lmao (lamenting my anguish online)
aquacadetliv: strongintherealgay: guy: can into my room and this giant stuffed animal was on my bed furry: oh hey honey guy: [screams] @captioned-vines @buzzfeeds
fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that
Note to self (and to my Husband) Re: Permanent Marker
ukesontop: I really want to know who this guy is and why he’s always running around with a boner.
onlyblackgirl: candiikismet: Dear God in heaven And then there are heroes
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