and lmao
NSFW Tumblr
find and lmao on porn pin board
and lmao clips
sickaddiktions: when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
natsukiplease: kinda really fucking wide so you might wanna full-view it just so it isn’t all blurry and gross;; now I remember why most of my art is so tall lmao
cldrawsthings: people that I haven’t chased off yet with my 90% text posts and 10% actual artworks updates - thank you for sticking around ;;;
random nsfw headcanon thought - Lapis’ dick kinda feels like one of those squishy water tube toys and looks similar color shade wise too, but slightly firmer (and slimier of course)
a title page mockup for an idea i MIGHT (strong emphasis on MAYBE) consider in the future after the quartz comics and other projects i have
I have obtained materials to try and make the following ponies as rag dolls and Hearth’s Warming dolls! Rarity, Applejack, Derpy, Skuttz I might put Rarity/Applejack/Derpy Hearth’s Warming dolls up for auction if I manage to complete any
carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]
I guess, I never posted it here lmao, dat’s a doodle of AsrielI used to be such a furry lol, also in here, IDK where I was going with the design and stuff, I guess I’d have to draw him more to figure that out
Underfell AU anyone?(but oh well, pink slippers must stay lmao)
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
thebigmonstersucc: we speaking about zaddys I got 3@ksuriuri ( polish accent daddy)@mttbrandkin (mettaton daddy)@nsfwamy22 (Texas daddy)they all buy me louis vuitton and they make me feel like I was born in Channel and christen in Gucci. I want nothi
sansserifaster: someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
madelezabeth: finishing a drawing and realizing your shadows make no sense
So, I’ve been trying to figure out the “anatomy of my Sans™” but also ugh, if I am to be 100% honest I dislike what my usual Pap looks like (so derpy and I cannot rly put much emotions into him and as u prolly know I LOVE making my expressions
supersugoiboi: when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks
chefpyro: I like this little moment. Because it shows that Amethyst understands Peridot. She knows at this point that Peridot is simply bitter and irritable in nature, and not to hold it against her. She asks a question, Peridot responds with a bitter
my friend let me post the pic i drew for him on the condition that i blur out his oc’s face lmao
kane52630: Five minutes into vigilante justice and chill and he gives you this look.
when skinny ppl fetishize ‘ohhh look @ tht belly!!’ and ‘ooo theyre so fat i love!!! *o*’ but u know irl they dont find fat ppl attractive/wouldnt date a fat person
dinochoobs: Sombra is not happy all the technology in Junkertown is held together with duct tape and chewing gum also i was thinking maybe we should call this ship Outhack Steakhouse im sorry
someone wanted peridot and yellow diamond
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PICTURE TO THE WRONG PERSON IN A TEXT….on the good side, they played it cool and insisted they had no idea and didn’t see anything - i’m okay with that!!!!
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
I’m still trying to clean my room and I’m struggling
I was watching an anal video on here and read some comments afterwards and wish I hadn’t. Someone said “I’d love to drive my cock up her Hershey driveway” LOL I’m done. Logging off Tumblr
BUMPING INTO YOUR FAVORITE BANDS VOCALIST THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AND BLUSHING SO HARD
nala1588: 🌴🍹☀️💦 The otp‘s 💕 competitive waifus r the best lmao
johnnystorm: that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with and you turn into a total freak WHERE ARE YOU AT WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU SHIP MY OTP DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH WHAT PART
paperchan: And then, right in the middle of ADTOY sexiness, this happens and… LMAO
Last day of school is in a few hours and im still procrastinating on my final assignment
OMFG B1A4 IS BACK AND THE SONG AND MV WAS JUST SO THEM I AM A WRECK
cr1me: one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
Woohyun’s pre-debut photo from his minihompy account and its dramatic caption.
kimyoujinis186cmofpuregoodness: Let’s give Seo Do Yoon a lot of 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 for being the best, most tough, understanding and reliable ride or die body guard / friend towards Kang Chul The true MVP here tbh
gayshuas: welcome to joshua’s wine and cheese ni – mingyu’s vlive (featuring shua)
kinkynatious: I really love the fact that the omorashi community is not just a kink but kinda a small subculture with it’s own memes and “celebreties” and situations everyone knows exactly who’s into that kink. <3
So I my ex boss invited me to a pool party today… 5 mins in, looking around her house, I see this… R.I.P. lmao!
I just woke up from accidently sleeping for 13 hours…….lmao What happened
fluffy-omorashi: 🦇✨🎃🦇✨🎃🦇✨🎃🦇✨🎃🦇✨Boys and girls of legal age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?come with us and you will see! this our fetish, called omo-rAHhh-shiiiiIIIIII!!!!!!🦇✨💦 🎃 💦🦇✨🎃🦇✨🎃
Have you ever seen that set of donuts that you just look at them and the glaze doesn’t look quite right and you think, “are these glazed or did someone literally just cum all over these donuts?”
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
phoenixcollective: thebootydiaries: electric-purpleboo: imminent-death-syndrome: electric-purpleboo: imminent-death-syndrome: Really? You’ve visited my blog and thought I would be a good platform to shill out your products? Lmao, yeah right. Even
asian: me: I got shot 4 times school nurse: lmao just put ice on it Me: I’ve just been stabbed twice School nurse: Haha i know a cure take one of these and put it under the tap :)
loveinlossart: Hello. My name is Iona. I am a transgender artist and I’ve got a personal project I’d like to signal boost and garner interest for. I’ve been working on a coloring book for the greater part of 2016. The coloring book itself is a
aresmarked: durpacerangerrogjro: bogleech: I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and
princessnijireiki: accident-amy: miraculousdaily: I think I’m moving to France. lmao as if poc, especially hijabis, aren’t victims to racism and islamophobia too. european countries acting all “holier than thou” with regards to america is just
jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it
hauntedtelepone: neurodivergent-crow: 13-screaming-cats: gay culture is knowing and accepting that aces and aros belong in the LGBT+ community Hey OP? Excellent post Perfect post.
to this day I still don’t think I’ve seen a single good point made by anyone engaging directly in ace discourse no matter what side they’re on lmao, it’s all just shouting and pointless bullying of other groups from what i’ve seenidk when any
yorripi: prblms: thomasthetalkingengine: anus: people who sleep with one pillow make me sick people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with
hauntpark:one day all of you guys are gonna realize that being ironic and cynical and regurgitating “epic cringe ace kinnie” memes does not make up for your lack of a personality weird how these people were so against these kinda jokes when it affected
alivannarose: roachpatrol: nakedmallrat: adventures-in-asexuality: nakedmallrat: cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now” typical
bando–grand-scamyon: No but for real. Money and racism trump logic in america lmao
I’m really fucking tired of life and living atm, this shit fucking sucks and ain’t gonna get better tbh
lopunny: latecherryrose: transwicca: lastxleviathan: It’s 2019 please stop reblogging SIXPENCEEE She is a shameless art and story thief. Literally she just sources gifs, photos and videos back to herself, never their creators. Stop reblogging her.
Sudden serious talk but anyone got any advice on how to kick a loot box addiction? I keep buying shit boxes for tf2 etc. And wasting money and its really depressing me.
proto-homo: vaguelywitty: kidkendoll: proto-homo: Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too….. They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate
i’m slightly buzzed and wanna tell my toxic friend i miss her lmao 😹
andsoicalledherocean: rafabulous: andsoicalledherocean: jiluan: bobthebobking: zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017 you guys act like were not gunna create and destroy like 10 more memes in the next 3
leafcrunch: busket: im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud and absolutely lost it at every single line and absolutely my neighbours just heard my sputter
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