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I just remembered that people ship Junkrat and Roadhog despite Junkrat being 25 and Roadhog pushing 50, ((I’ve even seen art of Roadhog being aged DOWN to ship him with Junkrat)) and that’s like a super popular ship, and yet people have freaked out
groot: Feliz aniversário Dayanne. Oh, Anne você poética, sereia da terra nobre, Anne, você lindo peixe tropical. Anne, você unicornio do espaço inflado no arco-íris. We met back in 2014 and ever since then we’ve been best friends. You introduced
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
That dumb moment when you hear your mom announce that she made fresh sweet te and cookies, so you pause your movie excited and jumped up running downstairs.. only to realize your drunker then you thought and trip standing up and fall back down..I’m
No omo but hella desperation lolGonna type this fast cause a lil tipsy and hard to concentrate lol, but earlier went to my friends cause she wanted to day drink and I was like “hell yeah 😎🤙🏻” so went and rank for a few hours..And halfway
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
I was cooking a snack while also watching a movie and as I was consentrating on food and the movie I realized I was absentmindedly hopping up and down and then slowly realized I really had to pee lmao >\\o
gaylor-moon: lgbtcourse: lesbian does not mean attracted to vagina lesbian means attracted to women and only women, and thats it. stop reducing women to their genitals, and stop invalidating trans lesbians and their girlfriends. I wonder how many terfs
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
I wanna marry Lynn Gunn of Pvris. Like she can still be gay and have the woman of her dreams and I can still be gay and find the man of my dreams. But like I wanna be able to point her out across the room and be like “see her? That’s my wife.
son-of-an-assbutt: makatanghibangworld: NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE: Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces. -They are the most selfish and mean.NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE: Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn. -They are the most
hotgirlsht: rb this and in the tags put the signs of your parents and then the signs they gave birth to (you, your siblings)
ova-iggy: imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that
kouaoi: aobooooty: kouaoi: THESE SHITHOLE KIDS HURTIN BABY AOB BUT THEN KOUJAKU COME SAVIN THE DAY AND YALL ALREADY KNOW MY HEART IS WARMED AND THEN THEY SHOW LIL TINY BBY AOB AND TELLIN KOUJAK THAT HES A BOY I MEAN TBH THE REST OF THE SEASON COULD
dino-dynamo: and done! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
some times i forget i’m in a mutual follow with people i know in real life and they post stuff like nice photography and quotes and i’m just sitting here like. oh yeah. you exist. you actually use this shit website. i should probably tone
i’m taking like nine years to edit this theme and make minor tweaks that no one will probably notice but fuck i don’t give a shit lmao.
i got new shoes today and i’m CCCCC’:
headcanon that noiz has this intense attraction to koujaku’s legs, more specifically his thighs. he loves how muscular and toned they are compared to his own slightly toned legs and likes nipping at them and leaving hickies on his inner thighs.
thesanctuaryprince: // k I saw that “lemme put it in there” thingy and i couldnt help but draw Ren choking cause, Ren in pain amuses me.
headcanon that koujaku gets sunburn really easily and is a giant piss baby about it but only at home and around noiz so he’ll be complaining and groaning about how much it hurts and noiz will keep telling him to shut up and do things like touch
damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s
so i just came home from the mall and i bought a new bra and matching underwear and idk i feel so much better than i was feeling this past week and ahhh it’s really dumb but i feel so happy right now wtf.
you guys should see my messaging wallpaper since you seem to be enjoying my home and lock screen lmao.
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
my little cousin is yelling and crying and idk how to react so i just started yelling w/ her?????
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
words cannot describe how fucking horny i an right now oh my GOD. i can’t stop rolling my hips and i’m so much more sensitive than usual. usually i’m good with keeping my voice down, especially when people are home, but i actually
there’s a huge difference between wearing a bra and panties vs. wearing matching bra and panties.
on a more upbeat note: i started playing splat zones b/c i was too impatient to wait for map rotations and ur fucking welcome @team b/c i tended to splat 3-4 squids at the start of the match so ur asses can claim the zones. but also i’m so fucking sorry
atlanticasoutheast: konkeydongcountry: katiewompus: ponywiki: starryflan: yellingintothevoid: starryflan: i was on twitter and it’s arrived the ultimate shitposting platform Is… is this real? absolutely have fun i got the username homosexual
i feel bad b/c i didn’t notice my manager called me twice but i saw the message my brother sent me like a minute later and responded to him instead.orz
so valentine’s day is come up who wants to buy me a bunch of toys lmao
rejoins a lobby after a squid party like *only level 50 in a room of level 15s and below*
hoshizoradestination: hoshizoradestination: rb and put in the tags what the first three anime you watched were! i’m curious seeing a lot of pokemon, dbz, and sailor moon. not sure what i was expecting
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
farseer-kip: e-wifey: tarynel: meatgod: First and foremost I want to thank all my followers who as allowed me to reach a 150000 plus followers and still growing, I truly appreciate each and everyone of you, and let us keep this NO JUDGEMENT ZONE
Jess if you’re reading this go back to Facebook and pretend you never found my blog thanks!
I forgot how much bigger everything is on a tablet it’s like exploring an entirely new internet lmao
spellbookbitch: vextera: guardofvariansbutt: The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed
fullmetalfisting:Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession
So Aubrie is coming next weekend and we’re going shopping for clothes, jewelry and corsets.Gotta get a new corset, I want new thigh-highs, plus ones that will work without my garter, some sock-ish ones and also some little shorts and a midi skirt
recentgooglesearches: name of anime with very constipated spiky men This is exactly what my mom called DBZ when my brother and I would watch it lmao
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
mainmanblackdynamite: boootyfriedrice: eccentric-m3: stappls: eccentric-m3: Probably not even the real story…… This is real. He takes care of lions in his back yard and lives in a elderly home so he can make bread from wheat and dirty from
FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE NEPETA AND TEREZI HATE EACH OTHER IN FANFICTION AND FANART AND FORGET THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS FOR PEOPLE WHO PLAY NEPETA OFF AS A BLUBBERING WEAKLING EVEN TEREZI KNOWS HOW STRONG AND CAPABLE SHE IS AND REMINDS
Rhin wanted to be a Bulbasaur and so I drew us as an Arcanine and Bulbasaur and we’re gonna go on adventures and stuff and they’re gonna be my hands with Vine Whip and Ima keep them warm with my floof
jen-iii: I caved and I made a Steven Universe/Miraculous Ladybug cross over orz Ruby as Ladybug and Sapphire as Chat Noir! Ruby is basically the Captian of every sports team and Sapphire is a unwilling model for her family’s clothing line. Ruby and
for my final film, I’m making a silly little thing about some things ive seen while at the gym (obviously exaggerated for comedic effect, ima have the deja vu song play at one time and i got a pare of shorts that says ‘art thou nasty’ in there
arsgratiaartisx: ikimaru: sorry this is all I could think of when you said backwards hat lmao you said someone should do this and i did it. my only regret was not taking my time with this at all. in my defense i was too busy laughing the whole time.
John and Karkat specieswap 8’) and with this I’ve drawn all the beta kids as trolls yess
dashingicecream: uuummmmmmmmmmm lol my bs take on another old r/wb/y fandom au, the one with the dragons. dragons r cool…. and so are my rarepairs lmAO
Them bees found some alone time because Weiss is not willing to risk becoming a lobster and won’t move out of the shade. leave her alone k
I came so hard, I went to grab my wand away too quick and pulled something in my shoulder That was a confusing sensation lmao
