and lmao
NSFW Tumblr
find and lmao on porn pin board
and lmao clips
bryko: This asshole just set his son up for a life of bullying and harassment
sweet-bitsy:sexybritishllama:sexybritishllama: when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie thats amore when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek thats a moray im still laughing @ this #poetry
c-bassmeow: When you all have the flu and your friend has cough syrup
I finally made it to the top users, and now I believe everyone when they say they can get 500 followers in one day!
this-slag:thesassycat:what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mindmy alternate self is getting some serious dick
singmiri: cooltrainershells: I’m here to make sure everyone knows and remembers the best piece of old school Zelda marketing to ever exist. Shut up. You need this in your life.
pantherisfat: When someone is talking shit and you immediately go #GTA on them. #GrandTheftAuto
nishizakistudio: cock and duck
dicksp8jr: agibaxe: leonardnimoysdimples: When an American hears the degrees in Celsius When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit #was going to be a nice 80 degrees out#we had a foreign exchange student from germany last year and when
earthdad: the rise and fall
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
moschi-no-yes: 86champagnepuppies: chimnney:86champagnepuppies: algernoncadwallader2:86champagnepuppies: business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning fuck
larryisking: stopharry2013: do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is yeah, they all don’t like me
masterblaster: masterblaster: jonathizzle: unintentionally seeing a friends penis Impossible, I intend to see all my friends’ penises, and all penises. Still true.
volcanize: “Hey Stacy can I change ur contact name to mommy while you call me and while I trick the people on tumblr that I’m sniffing cocaine when it’s clearly salt because of square molecular structure”#sciencebusted
LMAO when someone reblogs all these sexual things, but when it comes down to it, they’re not even interested in doing those things. Why the fuck do you pretend to like things when you clearly don’t do them?
elloette:When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
champagnepupi: bye i just realized that Dita Von Teese and Kat Von D are 2 different people
Kitties and Titties
we-are-the-lonely-ones: this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
unabating: neyagawa: meanplastic: tumblr staff im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets Milton trying his best he doesn’t deserve all this hate
hhaunters: he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology
penelopegazin: “Shadow Puppies” By penelope Gazin acrylic and ink pen on paper
bestsnogever: bestsnogever: i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access to the toilet am i right ladies
magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
pardonmewhileipanic: memewhore: cruelinternet: Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to
dangerouspoetry: “While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”
queerchesters: arterialspurt: queerchesters: fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them. you over estimate your skill and underestimate the
die-thylamide: sugar, spice, and a lil somethin for the homies
nebulasnovasandnightsky: corinnemucha: I <3 Math. I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate
sageonyx: eternalfarnham: jaclcfrost: wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere am I the protagonist or the boss That’s deep
bambooearring: I LITERALLY SPIT OUT THE SALAD I’M EATING AND LAUGHED gringatears DIS ME OR NAH ?
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
snapchatting: babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still ű.45 left on it
5by5kevin: Roses are red And true love is rare Booty booty booty booty Rockin’ everywhere
farahjasmin: samjoonyuh: Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna… there are no in betweens
meanplastic: when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash
youaremynirvana: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away same
officialwhitegirls: primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
ideal sleepover with ruuubee and I
niqabisinparis: we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” chill
sassyabrahamlincoln: do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
lilbitch2006: u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
kobetyrant: me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!! me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
illumahottie: bestdressedguy and I have lost our fucking minds
slimiest: a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he
nickjonasstillhasdiabetes: this guy like I love your p**sy I could play with your p**sy all day it tastes great bleh bleh bleh and I’m just like yeah cool your dick average
folieamissingyou: if you think a fever you can’t sweat out was their worst album please leave all overcoats canes and wrong opinions with the doorman
spookyqueen: Why do dudes only send nudes when they are horny or jerking off or something? I send nudes anytime I’m feeling cute and I don’t think you have to jerk off to it, just appreciate my nudity, maybe I want to appreciate your’s too. Light
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
Glimpses of every phase and transition
halalkomaeda:i like how the mario series never really explains anything. like yeah waluigi exists, and we all just have to learn to deal with that
baddiebey:when you talking to drake on the phone and you realize he recording
2jam4u:wowthing:chanelbagsandcigarettedrags:Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson closing Valentino Fall 15/16 THIS IS MY FAVORITE FASHION MOMENT EVER shut the fuck up
dialupmodem:this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail!
hersheywrites: bishopmyles:reverseracism:susiethemoderator: imsoshive:nourrice:these lightskin niggas are out of control“light skin livin lavish” LIGHT SKIN LIVIN LAVISH Black People are magical Lmaooooo Black people laughing and having fun
karlaramirightlol: jamesyouth: BOOM. You’ve been hit by Cool Guy Video! Reblog to become cool just like me. saw this in the comments to this video on ig and i’ve been laughing at this for 24 hrs str8
