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phhat: 20 mins into petsmart and chill
jewlsies: fractalcactus: jewlsies: I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I
gaybabyjail: do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bad4yu: bad4yu: What are boys doing when they aren’t lying to you and disrespecting your loyalty? Im kidding he called lmfao @lil–queen u af
jackafz: micdotcom: Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
nickjonasnipples: me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism me at work: honestly?
pussy-and-pizzza-x: weloveshortvideos: check your kids halloween candy!! it’s never too late!! this is disgusting!! Lmfaooooo
letshearitforthisclown: hannibal buress and eric andre was initially a single, emotionally balanced person but split into the opposites we know today
tippingvelvets: my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
dirtyhorchata: dirtyhorchata: If ur white u gotta change ur url from highmami to highmommy And sadpapi to sadpawpaw
lotusflowerbombxo: goldenpoc: I luv when I take a shit and I lose my stomach but not fully bc a bitch still type phat 😂😂😂
nowhites: rihanna smoke too much weed to be tryna sing and dance like girl. i know you be tired
bepeu: *organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here
goldenpoc: I hate when people be like “you wanna hang out on x day” but they don’t even hit you up the day of. Like bih, you ain’t hittin me up, I’m just gonna lay in my bed. You ain’t bout to have me get fully dress like a fool and I ain’t
s-t-y-l-e-t-s: You ever get a text and you just stare at it like “fuck you”
kitfisto: im gonna make a mood ring with just 2 moods, mood and big mood
bodyglitter:i hate when people who clearly have friends and people to hang out with always say they have no friends like…stop appropriating lonely bitch culture
vodni: and i would have done it too, if it werent for this meddling mental illness!
apiologies: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
featherywingss: My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,, Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest
teraboolove: This was exactly what I expected and more
beyoncescock: memes memes memes and 90s rap lyrics
thots-and-prayers: Me at the end of Ex Machina (2015)
slimiest: a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he
apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon:
coochieneck:rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”
omega-bellum:Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials
pukicho: rblooks: pukicho: I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives. Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful I wish I was stupid
myunrealisticfiction: pussy-and-pizzza-x: thehumblelee: switchbladesounds: boy if you don’t giddyup Yee’haw’d his ass up outta there didn’t he. He really just murdered this man 😂😂😂 Sipping lean like a coors light 😭
realslutty: I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies
SEX BOOKS AND VACATIONS
givedeanwinchesterhispie: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the background oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you” does anyone else see the guy
shocktheproblematique: here’s my 100% completely serious and well-supported theory for how it all went down. [x]
lesbianshepard: i was raised catholic so every time i hear “may the force be with you” my automatic response is “and also with you”
Has me up at 4 checking her math. Bc friendship 😂😁😩 shutup-and-ride
studyign: concept: me, with perfect grades, enough sleep, low stress levels, and acceptance into my dream school
And what a bitch taking your hamburger like that
Lmao my manager is manic depressive like some shit. Praise the lord my ass is outta here in a week :D
pardonmewhileipanic: meowtian: malekbrosinc: when ur dad steps in to stop the fight and u start talking shit anyway The height difference is hilarious omg he’s so little (⊙ヮ⊙)
Body and Soul
wilbr2:My favorite part about using the computer is pressing all the keys and buttons. All that other stuff that happens on the screen is just icing on the cake.
sickviking-fr:not-tumbling:yimra:petapeta:The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A HomicideWe as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with
micolashes: shittymoviedetails: In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. this is how marvel fans
me : “now that i have free time im going to continue working on several of these wips i have !” me : /opens up a new canvas and works on an entirely new thing …fuck
me after it rains and i see a bunch of puddles.
forgetyeahcomics: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
aggressive-zebra: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
mystical-dreamers: futuregroupie: a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online Literally “A Cinderella Story” starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray Best movie of our time tbh
blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?
reading old messages from idiots on fet who i’ve blocked and it’s lots of fun.“Damn you must be right up the street i could lay it down ;)”WITH THE SUBJECT OF THE MESSAGE BEING: BWC for youfhjdgkfdgkwjfhs WHITE BOYS
spookskully: i love when mulder or scully have some extended emo ass voiceover bc that’s their fucking report and skinner whos Just Trying to Do His Damn Job has to read pages of their bullshit like. they never solve a damn case but heres three pages
this is my gif, and this one has more notes than my own post.
Unlucky and Clumsy
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: clepsiidra: when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt HAHA
chapos-churros: chifl0w: when you nut but she keep suckin And then she bites it off cause she is a clicker
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