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Unlucky and Clumsy
happyhourprofessional: famousmeat:Nick Jonas plays Guess The Celebrity Bulge for Sugarscape He’s spiraling deep into gay and I’m obsessed.
yoncce: when one of ur huntys is being promblematic and you have no choice but to drag them
boy I just wanna ride ya dick and help you be a better you
The Signs and When They'll Meet Their Soulmate
antisleep: khanos: “not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x) meghan trainor and kylie jenner are woke😍😍
africanaquarian: sagebamslife-blog: africanaquarian: sodomymcscurvylegs: 2018 will be the year we stop making fun of Geminis and go for the real enemy: Aquarius. nah How about everybody love everybody. Even if it means loving Cancers from a safe
gueuledebois: The Trixie and Katya Show! Tonight! On Viceland !!! I’ve tried the throat numbing spray once before & it wasn’t that bad lol
kokoro4kakashi: Madara’s having none of it. Sassy hands on hips confirms it. Yanno, in his day - he hadta run uphill BOTH WAYS, IN THE SNOW to get to a good battle! And he liked it that way.
alchery: itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you” True romance
a-wild-violet: mycomplexities: The year is 2015 AD. The human race has existed for over 200,000 years. Men still think women pee out of the vagina. I choked and i’m dying laughing
gayisthenewokay: “you don’t look gay” well i’m sorry i’m not wearing the gay fucking pride flag around my gay gay body and fucking your fucking sister
just-shower-thoughts: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
jemthecrystalgem: animar-smol-of-elephants: b-e-n-d-e-r-7: This is the most unexpected thing and I love it Dnd in a nutshell DM: *sigh* You roll to bend the WOODEN door. Player: *rolls* Critical 20. DM: ….so you bend the door-
bismuthtrioxide: thefreemanmd: kramergate: iwilleatyourenglish: kramergate: when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that this voice line was deemed
vrystol: uptodaete: chikendog: sheikofthesheikah: nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont
pizzaotter: megaceros: megaceros: gummy lamas And the less talented brothers I love them.
atopfourthwall: birdandmoon: Hawk morphs. Many bird species - and some other animals - come in several color patterns, or morphs. New book here! “Die, Yeerks!”
weebstories: So I took deviantarts best comments and made a lil video. enjoy
997: Kim Kardashian, FKA Twigs and Katy Perry in the same pic omfg
laughfever: Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
aliceprimmer: unclefather: Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr iT’S BEEN THREE HOURS
brooklynqal: when Pills N’ Potions ends and Anaconda starts playing
americxanhorrorstory: supremecordeliagoode:This is the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen. (x) STOP OMG I LUV THIS
witchomo: lordemusic: hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises lol me ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
Daysi Dukes Bikinis And Bottoms
j6: when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them
xerneas: watre: vandercunt: remember when igloo was asked to freestyle and this happened LMAOOO she sidetracked so fast “lemme tell u a lil story” please… #WhiteTrashExcellence
plant-sexual: take me to the MoMA and glue me to the wall
micdotcom: The Internet is calling out Iggy Azalea’s lack of talent — and she pretty much deserves it Iggy Azalea might be the last joke of 2014. Azalea already faced some backlash from the hip-hop community when Azealia Banks slammed her for ignoring
triioxide: Me at Madonna and her pointless new album tbh
I grew up listening to björk because my mom is a big fan of her… so thanks to my mom i love björk so fucking much lmao
ALL TENDERNESS AND WARMTH, ALL HIDDEN
surprisebitch:‘Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play ™And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate™Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake™Shake it off, shake it off™ ℹ︎ℹ︎Shake It Off. Single by
gnarly: when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
actuallygrimes: grimes-claireboucher: Hey, We have found this song long time ago but we had decided to keep it hidden till now, cuz someone else found it and kindly share it to us. Now that is “public” we can share it with you guys. Grimes - Fifteen
fuckyeaheda: when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.
5sosmikey: sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
the-troyler-blog:pirate996:phoenixxxdragon:ellament451:waterfallfish: I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ he’s a keeper.
angelirwin: This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper
megan15: I hope I end up with a babe who enjoys watching documentaries about murder, porn and gangs as much as I do
vinesnow: 10 minutes into netflix and chill - more vines
zooeydeschannoying: wollowock: This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3
delvg: @jen-iii drew this for me at school today and i cried it’s beautiful. I believe I really captured her essence of emotions
friddle-fries: @jen-iii your name sounds awfully similar to Jamie,,, and you both love Garnet Hmmm… [X-Files theme plays] SHIT IVE BEEN FOUND OUT
jettreno: @jen-iii this is the natural end point of lena getting jealous at a party and going off about how great webby is
hentaidaddy666:Beyoncé never went through a break up and drop 3 classics mixtapes in a row so she’s irrelevant #FutureHive
gotitforcheap: if you’re dating a girl and she gets over 100 notes on a selfie you gotta break up with her she’s gone the internet got her
LIVE AND MAINTAIN
sonypraystation: mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit
shinxbi: After you produce some fire and replay it on the speakers 😂
hollow-sesh: all girls do is cheat and put on make-up but that’s not bout 2 stop me
askthegreycreeper: scoone: I scroll down to see the whole post and then I scroll up to reblog but its funny because he is like staring at the reblog button
preciousterrestrials: when you and a friend join a fandom together
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