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roachpatrol: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: our-secret-adventuress: lil-fkn-bitch: Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic. SAY IT LOUDER
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: mxcleod: marcosdaniel500: THISExactly! i want to go friend david
roachpatrol: polks: mistercrowbar: Ohhey, something in the Paypal TOS change that’s actually worth mentioning (cutting some stuff out to make it more to the point):10.3h If you violate the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy, … you will be liable to PayPal
roachpatrol: brentofthefabulouswild: Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”. Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since
roachpatrol: queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot? SCREAMING
roachpatrol: tigerthevampirequeen: this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob i want everyone to note that marceline knows what pb’s mouth tastes like
roachpatrol: flawlessbeautyqueens: Lucy Liu photographed by Peter Lindbergh i really enjoy lucy liu demonstrating how many ways she can kill a man
roachpatrol:gays are not, unfortunately, funded by taxpayer money to murder people
roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged
roachpatrol: paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out
roachpatrol: caelumrising: oldmanyellsatcloud: tenderwear: Found this reddit post. This kinda makes me feel better. And it’s something I think about sometimes because I always feel like regardless of how hard I work on something I don’t get anywhere.
roachpatrol: qichi: i don’t think i’ve ever posted these pictures of marie antoinette backstage, which is actually a tragedy, because, like, i want to live in this world
roachpatrol: i don’t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here’s my will: all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best eulogy, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly
roachpatrol: i really want to argue with this but i can’t
roachpatrol: hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
roachpatrol: daggerleonelli: Another print for an up coming convention. The Voltron lions in a non-robotic form. i love it
roachpatrol: ‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: 'we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
roachpatrol: dajo42: reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over
roachpatrol: thatisdebatable: merthuriscanon: my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal
roachpatrol: yourdogisnotawolf: speciesofleastconcern: madsciences: speciesofleastconcern: clandstn: “A wolf pack: the first 3 are the old or sick, they give the pace to the entire pack. If it was the other way round, they would be left behind,
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: historicwomen: Anne Bonny 1702- 1782 Anne Bonny is one of the most notorious pirates in recorded history. She was born in Ireland but moved to America when her father was disgraced. She was tough and a rebel
roachpatrol: nyehs: I FUCKIGNN MORPHED SYD FROM ICE ASGE WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH i don’t get the joke this is just a regular photo of benedict cumberbatch
roachpatrol: inevitable conclusion of this little bloodswap you probably thought it was pale and karkat probably thought it was pale but nope
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
roachpatrol: a criminal
roachpatrol: I REALLY WANT AN EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE WHERE PERIDOT MANAGES TO RESET PEARL BACK TO HER FACTORY DEFAULT SETTINGS FOR WHATEVER A PEARL IS SUPPOSED TO BE AND THEN EVERYONE HAS TO DEAL WITH THATSOMEONE PLEASE GET ME REBECCA SUGAR’S PHONE
roachpatrol: unrealaorist: dwarf japanese flying squirrels NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE EXIST.
roachpatrol: shego: this is my kink where do I find this guy fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from
roachpatrol: birbfriends: fairy-wren: Magnificent Hummingbird (photo by Sam Bobbing) grab toot toot
roachpatrol: Favorite episode? Favorite episode.
roachpatrol: yummytomatoes: ninja-tittied: ok helpiminlove I want to tattoo each and every frame of this right on my heart.
roachpatrol: this is some epic sportsball
roachpatrol: john-thederplord-egbert: This whale is my new favorite homestuck character THIS IS THE BEST CASE SCENARIO FOR MY FEELINGS
roachpatrol: cthuloops: reallymadscientist: quirkybiochemist: reallymadscientist: A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting
roachpatrol: vastderp: weloveshortvideos: The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week. AWWWWWWWWWWW A VALIANT PUPPER
roachpatrol: yourfictionmyreality: yisaldifferentfromotherknights: stavvers: I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d
roachpatrol: keep calm and carry on was the post intended for if the nazis won: they didn’t then and they aren’t going to now.
roachpatrol: happyds: okay Im still art-blocking really bad BUT I HAD.. TO ATTEMPT TO DRAW LATULA…… YES
roachpatrol: you can like characters who do bad things stop saying they didn’t do bad things tho
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: artists when they realize you’re trying to befriend them
roachpatrol: Oh, hey, so it was Coming Out Day recently, and in light of a kind of unsettling video that acts like coming out is every queer kid’s duty to the cause I wanted to say: it’s okay to not be out. It’s okay to protect yourself, it’s
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
roachpatrol: i am full of confusion and hate NONONONO NO NO THIS GOTTA BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT CHOCOLATE GIF
roachpatrol: the-real-seebs: kayinnasaki: Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising! It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally