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roachpatrol: dayinthelifeofchris: nicbemused: giraffepoliceforce: “Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?” Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump. Why you should Vote for Hillary
roachpatrol: blazingmorningstar: When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld] h o w
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol: huffingtonpost: A perfect match. Watch the full inspirational video here. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP
roachpatrol: “My children are strange, but they are brave, and powerful, and impeccably groomed.”
roachpatrol: voxclara: savanna: roman-numerals: yiffstrider: amporeon: terraparticle: amporeon: IMPORTANT: So they had these cards in the women’s restrooms at this doctor’s office that I was at. I’m really happy that they put them in there
roachpatrol:winneganfake: zenkitty714: igiggleatpuns: wyattv2: busket: sinshine: So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH
roachpatrol: alienpapacy: you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured in this economy?
roachpatrol: striders: not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: afrikanattire: Launched last month, Wafrica — Africa plus wa for Japan — has unveiled a range of kimono handcrafted in an array of African cotton fabrics that would seem to be a million miles from the subtle silks
roachpatrol: jetgreguar: allrightcallmefred: fredscience: The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected
roachpatrol: miyotora:Dualsign commish for Somdal~~extra:yes yes yes yes
roachpatrol: renegadebusiness: angryisokay: c-a-bergamot: Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP Hey look babe its a pic of me tanned @dommebadwolff23 heehee
roachpatrol: my car is all tricked out for halloween and probably the whole rest of the year as well! this took about four sit-down sessions to get it all marked out and finished. done with blue highlighter sharpie, black permanent sharpie, and white
roachpatrol: eunnieboo:so apparently gengar is like 5 feet tall but at this point i am just done omg. here are some sleepy girls with their pokemon ADORABLE SLEEPY GENGAR I LOVE IT
roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged
roachpatrol: BIRDS
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
roachpatrol:clintbarttons: where do i sign up to become an amazon where do i sign up to date one
roachpatrol: ceruleancynic: prismatic-bell: tharook: asksecularwitch: vincentvangozer: derinthemadscientist: mickeyrowan: having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature
roachpatrol: fat-birds: generichenle: フクロウのクウちゃん、水浴びから乾燥まで / Screech Owl having a bath and then being dried. oh my lord I’M screeching aaaaaaah LOOK AT THAT SERIOUS FACE
roachpatrol: whiskey-wolf: Ū,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters,
roachpatrol: joachimmurat: I’m not sure what’s going on but I like it. now this is a dionysian rumpus worth attending
roachpatrol: ftcreature: if i fits, i sits. THIS IS ILLEGAL
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: huntinghawks: Shared by West Coast Falconry on Facebook: “Here is a priceless photo! Neither birds are West Coast Falconry’s. A captive Harris Hawk at a museum up north was eating it’s rat on a perch outside when a wild female kestrel
roachpatrol: petition for all scenes in action movies where the guy and the girl kiss to be replaced with a respectful handshake
roachpatrol: pigeoninacoffeeshop: two presents for my mom from a while ago! the top one was for mother’s day and the bottom was for her birthday YELLS
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: erskin aspera is this u awooo
roachpatrol: npr: skunkbear: A very furry story from the history of the space race! Khrushchev’s move strikes me as brilliant: half, “we may be engaged in a cold war, but we’re still human!” and half, “the dogs we sent to space are already
roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy
roachpatrol: peoplemask: lady-feral: I’ve posted these before, but it seems especially relevant and a little more important now. I started HRT at 29 after a lot of hard living. Trans girls: It’s never too late to transition. Don’t give
roachpatrol:hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach. I
roachpatrol: queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot? SCREAMING
roachpatrol: artists when they realize you’re trying to befriend them
roachpatrol: copyx: ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING
roachpatrol: tamorapierce: mentalflossr: 10 Japanese Travel Tips for Visiting America Advice the Japanese give their own countrymen on how to handle the peculiarities of American culture. Gosh, it’s always so discomfiting to see ourselves as others
roachpatrol: wisecookiesheet: “average villager pays 10% of funding per public works project” factoid actually just statistical error. average villager pays 0 bells per public works project. Mayor Georg, who lives in a mansion and pays over
roachpatrol: thatisdebatable: merthuriscanon: my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal
roachpatrol: kbourgerie: Baby Raven sorry, nope! i can’t quite tell how big the feet and beak are because of the perspective but that’s either a black chicken chick or a baby virginia rail, which are very frequently passed off as a baby crow
roachpatrol: the-real-seebs: kayinnasaki: Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising! It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAD this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: huckly: I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip I’M GOING TO ORDER A MILLION
roachpatrol: girl-in-a-well: arkhaeology: Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho? -wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series -not bothering to research the culture the series originated from
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he’s taking it seriously
roachpatrol: blinkpen: i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like
roachpatrol: sindri42: rockhardgeologist: A prodigy You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human. ‘i don’t
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: tygermama: okay so ridic thing someone should write for me Tony hate hate hates magic, right? it makes no sense it’s not science it doesn’t work but it does work… WHY THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?!?!?! Tony does ‘magic’ research on the