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roachpatrol:it absolutely drives me bonkers when people draw horses with shapely, sexy human lady legs, so here is a guide to drawing shapely, sexy horse lady legsit’s important to remember that even with centaurs the front legs of a horse are muscled
roachpatrol: thischick25:shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” Lets not forget that you may be one
roachpatrol: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: The reason the Wizarding World in Harry Potter uses such arse-backwards technology isn’t cultural elitism. (Well, not entirely.) Rather, it’s because if you enchant anything more complicated than a screwdriver,
roachpatrol: typette: yo can I drop some advice all you kids trying to get entry level jobs need to learn? I learned it the hard way and now I shall impart that to you. when you see this shit, that goes “you need like 10 years experience and all this
roachpatrol: princess-neville: The way that we learn about Helen Keller in school is an absolute outrage. We read “The Miracle Worker”- the miracle worker referring to her teacher; she’s not even the title character in her own story. The narrative
roachpatrol: caelumrising: oldmanyellsatcloud: tenderwear: Found this reddit post. This kinda makes me feel better. And it’s something I think about sometimes because I always feel like regardless of how hard I work on something I don’t get anywhere.
roachpatrol: jennytrout: theguineapig3: captainarwenpond221b: wellhalesbells: Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you. BLESS THIS POST As a fanfiction writer, it’s taken me a long time to come to this realization, and ever
roachpatrol: gdfalksen: Victorian Guard by Aldo Vicente okay THIS is some skimpy lady armor i approve of
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: dearthoughthenightisgone: petralemaitre: somethingninga: aethersea: sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing
roachpatrol: sotheresthat: micdotcom: Austin mayor Steve Adler stood up to a sexist letter writer in defense of all-female ‘Wonder Woman’ screening 😍 S A T I S F Y I N G
roachpatrol: moshbrotatoes: I wanna wrap myself in Chicago’s cold, cold embrace. YOU EVER BEEN TO CHICAGO IN THE WINTER?! NO ONE WANTS THAT KIND OF COLD EMBRACE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TEENAGE ANGST YOU HAVE BULIT UP IN YOU it’s less of a cold embrace
roachpatrol: Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan. YES.
roachpatrol: clintbarttons: where do i sign up to become an amazon where do i sign up to date one
roachpatrol:fireandlifeincarnate:jesus-lizard-journal:thekidshouldseethis:A transparent plastic ball filled with helium floats in an all white room. Attached are 300 charcoal sticks that make the ball look a bit like a flu germ, a “a post-industrial
roachpatrol: notyourexrotic: styliferous: justanothergreyface: did-you-kno: Momentary Ink prints your tattoo designs as custom temporary tattoos that last 3-10 days so you can try your ideas before you commit to one. Source @styliferous among
roachpatrol:o captain, my captain
roachpatrol: SO I MADE THESE TODAY AND THEY ARE BETTER THAN RICE CRISPY TREATS BY A FACTOR OF APPROXIMATELY A MILLION. richer, more complex flavor cereal bits are toasty and oaty and buttery doesn’t grind up the roof of your mouth marshmallow charm
roachpatrol: pardonmewhileipanic: pardonmewhileipanic: So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and…. bringing this back she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic
roachpatrol: edmangoodrich: “Styles of Russian Folk Painting“ by Sasha Vinogradova this is so cool I just love skulls
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: unrealaorist: dwarf japanese flying squirrels NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE EXIST.
roachpatrol: ftcreature: if i fits, i sits. THIS IS ILLEGAL
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAD this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
roachpatrol: eccecorinna: kosherqueer: @y’all you’re welcome Oh man, this reminds me of one of the things I witnessed when working with some of my favorite kids after school, back when they were in kindergarten. It was getting close to our winter
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: superselected: Film. ‘AfroPunk Girl’ Takes Place in a Dystopian, Post Apocalyptic London. SHE’S GORGEOUS
roachpatrol: happy-cacti: benrip: smalltownbigguy: stimmythings: ~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈 Why is this relaxing I never did anything that cool with my Spirograph. that was so satisfying to watch @kinomatika
roachpatrol: 9prodlums: Polygons measuring spoon *desperate, needy whining*
roachpatrol: pavel-petel: Pavel Pétel for H&M Makeup & Photo: Sergey Ostrikov I don’t know what’s happening here but I like it.
roachpatrol: fat-birds: generichenle: フクロウのクウちゃん、水浴びから乾燥まで / Screech Owl having a bath and then being dried. oh my lord I’M screeching aaaaaaah LOOK AT THAT SERIOUS FACE
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roachpatrol: roguesquirrel: ryl-e-coyote: why is eridan on the cover of the new nancy drew game the biggest mystery of them all Nancy Drew and the Friend Zone
roachpatrol: ikimaru: somebody asked for more specieswaps and somehow this happened sfdfj oh no this is adorable
roachpatrol: cuckou: Probs shits gold tinsel this is definitely a fairy
roachpatrol: elementalsight: gardnerhill: madlori: This scene was actually when I went from feeling more or less neutral on Joan to actively disliking her. Because wow, that was patronizing. I loved that scene in Elementary. 1) Firstly, because it
roachpatrol: “Auditory Stagnation” GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM.
roachpatrol: prospitans: prospitans: kanaya “gives your computer a virus, internet explorer, and three browser add ons when left alone with it for five minutes” maryam “KN what the FUCK diid you do to your computer thii2 tiime?”“It
roachpatrol: thatisdebatable: merthuriscanon: my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAB this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: social-darwin-awards: stayuglystayangry: kingtycoon: pookie02: Good news everyone: we’re gonna make it into the skeleton army early dick hafer legitimate alternative D E A T H S T Y L E All this time I have been living a lifestyle.
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roachpatrol: wizord-of-oz: omg guys i just did an upd8 cosplay!!!1!!! TAG YOUR SPOILERS JEEZ!!!
roachpatrol: candlecrab: I wonder if Caliborn is going to have a hate-boner for John Egbert after the upd8, seeing as how no one’s ever stood up to Caliborn before like that and won. Seeing how Cherub romance is kind of based around violence and beating
roachpatrol: So I was thinking about Over the Garden Wall last night and I realized: in Dante’s Inferno, Virgil says that in hell, suicides take the form of trees. And when the boys give up on going home…
roachpatrol: loser gets memed on, news at 11
roachpatrol: misbehavingmaiar: brilliant-smallfish: felthier: fmptard: (Oglaf) *site NSFW* The Dawnmenders discussing their new uniform. One of the best Oglafs in several months. nothing NOTHING HAS EVER NEEDED TO BE ON MY BLOG MORE THAN THIS
roachpatrol: archiemcphee:Today the Department of Unexpected Interspecies Friendship is sighing happily while looking at these awesomely adorable photos of a pair of BFFs who happen to be a Little Owl named Napoleon, aka Poldi, and a Belgian Malinois
roachpatrol: questionabletastetheatre: azertip: elcomfortador:What people will dress like in 1950, as imagined by the cover of Life magazine in 1914. By Otho Cushing. Via this blog post. nailed it please imagine Grease with this sort of costuming
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