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roachpatrol: fuckyeahbabyseals:Harp Seals by Brian Skerry GET A JOB
roachpatrol: kurloz38: buzzfeed: There Is A New Type Of Firework Called The Sky Ladder And It’s Beautiful I am hearing Led Zeppelin in my head…. WHAT THE DICKSHITTING FUCK
roachpatrol: laserfree: laserfree: laserfree: so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s CONFIRMED can’t wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my
roachpatrol: webofgoodnews: Accidental Discovery: Orange Peels Could Suck Mercury Out of Oceans Scientists in Australia accidentally stumbled on a substance that can remove toxic mercury from the sea. It’s called limonene, and can be found in any
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roachpatrol: aetherbox: micdotcom: Watch: How toxic masculinity follows men from birth to death. :| defining ‘male’ as ‘better than female’ obviously sucks for women. but it sure as hell fucks men up too.
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roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
roachpatrol: paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out
roachpatrol: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm really choice mood for 2018
roachpatrol: smallswingshoes: atheologist: (source) “Bad chemicals.” Yikes. THE DEVIL’S DOORBELL I’M SCREAMING brb i gotta ding dong ditch the devil’s doorway
roachpatrol: chicksdigthekarkat: stoner-nepeta: :33 < jesus christ i see this blog is off to a great start perfect
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: caelumrising: oldmanyellsatcloud: tenderwear: Found this reddit post. This kinda makes me feel better. And it’s something I think about sometimes because I always feel like regardless of how hard I work on something I don’t get anywhere.
roachpatrol: skullspeare: man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets ‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’ ‘excellent. elaborate please’ ‘all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one
roachpatrol: sweet-bitsy: We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats omfg
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: everyones-favorite-hypocrite: ideal yes please
roachpatrol: kinkshamer69: not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important ‘the service here
roachpatrol: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: historicwomen: Anne Bonny 1702- 1782 Anne Bonny is one of the most notorious pirates in recorded history. She was born in Ireland but moved to America when her father was disgraced. She was tough and a rebel
roachpatrol: typette: yo can I drop some advice all you kids trying to get entry level jobs need to learn? I learned it the hard way and now I shall impart that to you. when you see this shit, that goes “you need like 10 years experience and all this
roachpatrol: nonomella: I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions. this is so cute
roachpatrol: therothwoman: amuseoffyre: midnightyen: THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND. People seem to forget that she studied languages and the classics at uni. WORLDBUILDING hhHHHHHHHHfffs
roachpatrol: centaurcentral: “The Centaur of Tymfi” at the International Wildlife Museum in Tuscon, Arizona making my way downtown
roachpatrol: mintyburps: suuuuuper simplified Effie drawing with some colours slapped on. hmmhmmhmmm. aaahhhh so cute
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol: motleymakery: Turn a plain paper lantern into a Jellyfish: Great tutorial from paper & ink. i need to do this immediately
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roachpatrol: hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
roachpatrol: ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch: I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE CATS DON’T JUST MEOW AT HUMANS THEY SPECIFICALLY MEOW IN THE SOUND RANGE WE CAN HEAR.
roachpatrol: okay so an interesting thing about HP books vs movies is, mcgonagall’s supposedly born in 1935, which makes her only 56 when the series starts in 1991. harry’s first impression of her is that she’s a dark-haired witch: she hasn’t
roachpatrol: Here’s a story about changelings: Mary was a beautiful baby, sweet and affectionate, but by the time she’s three she’s turned difficult and strange, with fey moods and a stubborn mouth that screams and bites but never says mama.
roachpatrol: setoshi-zombie: Artist: teyoliia first of all how dare you
roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit
roachpatrol: samlikesboys: All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education. the orgasm tapped him on the
roachpatrol:hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach. I
roachpatrol: jesus-lizard-journal: shady-mother-fucking-bacon: xyrm: escaped medical leech There are medical leeches!? Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class.
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: andtrick: melanatedlymotivated: gravitasofhabit: melanatedlymotivated: salon: Bernie Sanders wants America to look a lot more like Scandinavia, the land of lingonberries, herring, tasteful minimalism, paid family leave and living wages
roachpatrol: wildmodblog: bax16: Cowboy jousting I am glad this happens. ‘apbf!’
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
roachpatrol: queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot? SCREAMING
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: catturnedtosmoke: shorterexcerpts: danhacker: Chick-fil-A Got Caught Pretending to Be a Teenage Girl on Facebook So apparently in a half-assed attempt to maintain their company’s shitty public image, Chick-fil-A is now having their
roachpatrol: wachtelspinat: huehuehueuehe MY HEART JUST THREW UP WOW CUTE.
roachpatrol: wet-chrome: i-say-mecro-you-say-mancer: TINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLES TINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLESTINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLES this tiny robot is joyously flipping everyone off and i do not blame it for a second
roachpatrol: halosblogthing: These snk accounts I swear to god these are perfect
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAB this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: kbourgerie: Baby Raven sorry, nope! i can’t quite tell how big the feet and beak are because of the perspective but that’s either a black chicken chick or a baby virginia rail, which are very frequently passed off as a baby crow
roachpatrol: eccecorinna: kosherqueer: @y’all you’re welcome Oh man, this reminds me of one of the things I witnessed when working with some of my favorite kids after school, back when they were in kindergarten. It was getting close to our winter
roachpatrol: angriest little birdling
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