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roachpatrol: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: The reason the Wizarding World in Harry Potter uses such arse-backwards technology isn’t cultural elitism. (Well, not entirely.) Rather, it’s because if you enchant anything more complicated than a screwdriver,
roachpatrol: artificialpsychosis: A couple of informative reviews of Don’t Starve on Steam. i managed to engineer a four-way free-for-all between pigs, wolves, frogs, and a furious ent. no one survived. i consumed their bodies. i love this game.
roachpatrol: hojolove: Proof you can market anything as a “Superfood” if it says Organic, Raw and Gluten-free. THERE’S A FREAK’N WARNING ON THE BACK THAT IF EATEN IN EXCESS THEY CAUSE SYMPTOMS OF CYANIDE POISONING! Their suggestion to eating
roachpatrol: if im ever in the hospital please send me this
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: blinkpen: i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like
roachpatrol: there’s so many time travel fics where harry potter goes back in time to kill voldemort and ends up falling in love with him instead and saving the world with the redeeming power of love but like. okay. what if harry from the very start
roachpatrol: thescienceofjohnlock: actionstarpatrickswayze: weskit: Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3 okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton dolly parton is the best i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen Dolly Parton
roachpatrol: cthuloops: reallymadscientist: quirkybiochemist: reallymadscientist: A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting
roachpatrol: whatwith: straight people… WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS, HUH? JUST GALS BEING PALS.
roachpatrol: winneganfake: zenkitty714: igiggleatpuns: wyattv2: busket: sinshine: So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH
roachpatrol: ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch: I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE CATS DON’T JUST MEOW AT HUMANS THEY SPECIFICALLY MEOW IN THE SOUND RANGE WE CAN HEAR.
roachpatrol: greenwithenby: It bothers me how the currency in sci fi is always “credits”; if I wrote a sci fi story, the universal currency would be Australian dollars, even if it’s set in space, with no Australian people, or any indication that
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: mollykittykat: HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: malisteen: keepyourarmin: micdotcom: Vladimir Putin ordered attempt to influence US election, declassified report says Russian President Vladimir Putin personally directed an attempt to harm Hillary Clinton’s chances
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: littlepinkbeast: So I used to think I didn’t really have a homemaking instinct, because lack of interest in interior decoration and whatnot. Turns out I do after all, it’s just that the kinds of home I have an instinct
roachpatrol: variablejabberwocky: as much as i hear people giving different versions of d&d a hard time for “making everyone a mage” or other similar “but if everyone has it then no-one is special!” complaints, im surprised i never hear
roachpatrol: ‘uncle roach’ is such a powerfully disconcerting titlelike i just saying it i feel like i’ve already grown a crusty grey beard and acquired a 70′s camaro that smells like sun-fried ketchup. i’m here to pick you up after midterms.
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via rudeweaver) WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS
roachpatrol: yesterdaysprint: The Hoisington Dispatch, Kansas, September 28, 1922 @jumpingjacktrash
roachpatrol: darkbookworm13: endangered-justice-seeker: animals are sick of our shit. this is fucking hysterical @seananmcguire it’s for you
roachpatrol: standard-dingo: porko-rosso: thigh-high-senpai: so i didnt know this about smash for glory. apparently theres a blacklisted server you get redirected to if you get reported enough, and it is such a salt mine. The blacklist server changes
roachpatrol: equalistmako: as you can see, I take my job very seriously. this seems like something asami would do
roachpatrol: one of my favorite things about steven universe is how immediately and unabashedly parental steven is towards anything even slightly smaller than he is. a goat? his son. freaky watermelon? his baby. centipeedle? his delicate and beautiful
roachpatrol: prospitianescapee: * Blue Diamond and “her” Pearl have their gems on their chests and loose hair. * White Diamond’s gem is on her forehead and she has pointy-uppy hair. And a spear. * Pearl obviously prefers swords/close combat,
roachpatrol: thatisdebatable: merthuriscanon: my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal
roachpatrol: archiemcphee: Taiwanese chef and food artist Huang Mingbo (previously featured here) found an ingenious use for leftover lobster shells. Instead of pitching them into the compost pile, he builds awesome miniature lobster shell motorcycles.
roachpatrol: no shave november just got INTENSE
roachpatrol: fluffmugger: Someone took footage of a Peacock Spider’s mating dance and set it to YMCA god I love the internet this was completely necessary
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roachpatrol: kqedscience: This Animated Film About Elephant Seals Could Have Been Made By Pixar “With Pixar’s attention to the natural world, this short film would be a great fit for them. Someone hire this fellow to make a whole series of animated
roachpatrol: Eridan: do something awesome.
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: kathysbrotherssister: a commission for thatmotherfrickerkind and anothermotherfrickerkind’s rp blogs (thanks for commissioning me!) HELLO
roachpatrol: dajo42: reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over
roachpatrol: bluandorange: so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling Mostly from Steve Especially from
roachpatrol: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD 0u0
roachpatrol: beforan karkat for elanorpam!his grace, his excellency, duke of wherever he goddamn wants: commander ironface.
roachpatrol: wowbrow: di-abolis: quick reminders about Greek mythology: Persephone is black/has dark skin Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es) Gaia is black/has dark skin Hades is disabled Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions
roachpatrol: mazarinedrake: detroit-to-tadfield: kaasknot: denimcatfish: Transgender War Boy sketch. I wanna draw more of him in the future. I read that as “Transgender War Boy, [named] Sketch.” So that’s my headcanon. He’s named Sketch.
roachpatrol: ok so this sounds kind of grim and sad, but: dudes! dudes and ladies. don’t just watch out for girls and women in social situations to make sure no one gets harassed, abused, or assaulted. boys can be victimized too, so take everyone’s
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roachpatrol: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you. fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral
roachpatrol: yourdogisnotawolf: speciesofleastconcern: madsciences: speciesofleastconcern: clandstn: “A wolf pack: the first 3 are the old or sick, they give the pace to the entire pack. If it was the other way round, they would be left behind,
roachpatrol: thejunkbinch: the New gender binary *walks up to couple* so which of you is the horrid brute and which of you is the placid giant
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he’s taking it seriously
roachpatrol: schmendick: magica-tenore-regina: orgasmictipsforgirls: arthurdactylus: A parlour game suggestion from a nineteeth-century book of “indoor amusements”. Sounds fun to me. just a hilarious game nothing going here nope nope IMPORTANT
roachpatrol: coelasquid: yonatantal: My 3rd year film at CalArts, “Nightmare in the Morning” is a music video about the way I feel in the morning. It was an honor to work with the amazing talents who created the original song for it:Song writer:
roachpatrol: vastderp: weloveshortvideos: The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week. AWWWWWWWWWWW A VALIANT PUPPER
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
roachpatrol: eggheadcheesybird: samael: thesilvertophat: bringina: macabremagician: goopy-amethyst: randomredneck: Not trying to be nitpicky. I loved the episode. But, she can survive this… And this… But getting lightly squeezed around the
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: dearthoughthenightisgone: petralemaitre: somethingninga: aethersea: sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing
roachpatrol: clueless-gay: I have no words for how perfect this is JEZEBEL COMPLETELY IGNORES THE EXISTENCE OF BISEXUALITY, LIKE EVERY OTHER PUBLICATION, NEWS AT 11
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