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roachpatrol: enemy-stand: They finally animated the legendary Sexy Reverse Harem Jutsu. the entire anime was worth it for this
roachpatrol: iguanamouth: kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once YESSSSSssssss
roachpatrol: zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage. what a happy noodle we ferrets love showers~
roachpatrol: the-stick-seller: tredlocity: concept: bob ross but he draws ocs instead of landscapes Bob: And we’re just going to give her a rich backstory. Just the right ammount of angst. Bob: Now don’t be affraid of a little angst, a little
roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he’s taking it seriously
roachpatrol: this is some epic sportsball
roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION
roachpatrol: rainaramsay: quasi-normalcy: sumersprkl: quasi-normalcy: Of course, the real way to tell whether you’re in a Hard SF novel is if people keep providing you with unsolicited explanations of basic physics and everyday technology which you
roachpatrol: standard-dingo: porko-rosso: thigh-high-senpai: so i didnt know this about smash for glory. apparently theres a blacklisted server you get redirected to if you get reported enough, and it is such a salt mine. The blacklist server changes
roachpatrol: niknak79: The best adventures you will ever have ok let’s go
roachpatrol: polks: mistercrowbar: Ohhey, something in the Paypal TOS change that’s actually worth mentioning (cutting some stuff out to make it more to the point):10.3h If you violate the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy, … you will be liable to PayPal
roachpatrol: hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: phantomrose96: #i S IT REAL?#WHAT DO I SEARCH TO CHECK IF THIS IS REAL#HELP ME OUT It’s real. This is my college. It’s real and everyone’s been talking about it. delightful
roachpatrol: frenchfrycoolguy: some quick lil jasper doodles since its been such a long time thank you
roachpatrol: optionpackage: Princess Takiyasha Summons a Skeleton Spectre to Frighten Mitsukuni, Kuniyoshi, c. 1844 PRINCESS TAKIYASHA GOES HARD AS FUCK
roachpatrol: iguanamouth: kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once YESSSSSssssss Rebloogin’ for a certain gryphon-loving friend of mine~
roachpatrol:vastderp:weloveshortvideos:The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week.AWWWWWWWWWWWA VALIANT PUPPEREeee <3
roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend
roachpatrol: modelsofcolor: Kelly Palcy More like Marceline the Vampire Queen, thank you and goodnight.
roachpatrol: everking: shingeki no kyojin mini print set woooo hotties!
roachpatrol: one of my favorite things about steven universe is how immediately and unabashedly parental steven is towards anything even slightly smaller than he is. a goat? his son. freaky watermelon? his baby. centipeedle? his delicate and beautiful
roachpatrol: glyndarling: Proud guardians of children everywhere! GOOD BOYS AGAINST THE SURVEILLANCE STATE
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: winneganfake: zenkitty714: igiggleatpuns: wyattv2: busket: sinshine: So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH
roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. domestic
roachpatrol: amuseoffyre: shelomit-bat-dvorah: themarchrabbit: onsheka: thepioden: gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one time the
roachpatrol: charminglyantiquated: so if there’s one single trope i’m always down to fight it’s the animal bride (folklore motif 402??) which a lot of you are probably familiar with as the selkie - the fisherman either falls in love, steals her
roachpatrol: perspicaciousembroiderist: consolecadet: shrikestrike: moggiepillar: i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’ because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious,
roachpatrol: alienpapacy: you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured in this economy?
roachpatrol: kathygaelepersonal: kathygaelepersonal: kathygaelepersonal: mid-childan-puella-magi: jumpingjacktrash: kathygaelepersonal: GUYShttps://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824054953404669953http://www.scientistsmarchonwashington.com/THE
roachpatrol: nakedmallrat: adventures-in-asexuality: nakedmallrat: cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now” typical english behaviour
roachpatrol: ofools: greer-art: a-dinosaur-a-day: The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!! I support them I don’t want anymore nonbinary representation this is it this is the pinnacle, thank you SUE I LOVE MY LOCAL GENDERFLUID T-REX FRIEND
roachpatrol: btw if you ever feel embarrassed about putting too much of yourself into your characters or inserting yourself too obviously into your story, please remember that lin manuel miranda read a book about alexander hamilton and then wrote and
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: porcelain-horse-horselain: “all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier and
roachpatrol: vivienvalentino: (ง •̀_•́)ง everyone’s always like ‘oh hermione could have been in ravenclaw’ but i feel like the hat only had to make eyecontact before it sorted her into the fights house
roachpatrol: both these things are true: men are often emotionally stunted and ill-equipped for the business of being healthy adults and can, if they commit themselves to learning, grow enormously with the help of a dedicated and loving partner but also
roachpatrol: angriest little birdling
roachpatrol: sweet-bitsy: We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats omfg
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
roachpatrol: notzilon: Hey tumblr, have you ever thought to yourself, “dang it’d sure be cool to set a project in something other than the current times,” but when you go to look up references on google, all you get is a horrible historical pastiche
roachpatrol: samlikesboys: All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education. the orgasm tapped him on the
roachpatrol: did you know you can read all the animorphs right now This is exactly what my world was lacking.
roachpatrol: digg: Now this is the future of fashion. WOW YES
roachpatrol: janejana: this is so beautiful i’m crying oh gosh
roachpatrol: queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot? SCREAMING
roachpatrol: princess-neville: The way that we learn about Helen Keller in school is an absolute outrage. We read “The Miracle Worker”- the miracle worker referring to her teacher; she’s not even the title character in her own story. The narrative
roachpatrol: followthebluebell: rebelarian: kehinki: I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character
roachpatrol: smgoetter: “Haircut” This is a 14 page story I’ve been working on for the past couple months (which is why there’s been a slow down in updates). I hope you like it, I worked pretty hard on it! THIS IS SO GREAT
roachpatrol: I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT PEARL BEING AMETHYST’S WATCHFUL OLDER SISTER AND CARRYING HER AROUND AND TEACHING HER MANNERS AND MAGIC OK
roachpatrol: gay robots tho
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![roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a5bfef4e27ab654df2da74a632a329ca/tumblr_n0a72uIzRC1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
