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roachpatrol: want a go, new girl?
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: the-real-seebs: kayinnasaki: Cyber harassment study reveals the unsurprising! It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally
roachpatrol: a criminal
roachpatrol: magica-tenore-regina: Is JK Rowling even being serious right now? Is this real life? This is whiteness at work. Racism was never an issue for wizards in North America? Indigenous wizards don’t feel some type of way about the decimation
roachpatrol: jesus-lizard-journal: shady-mother-fucking-bacon: xyrm: escaped medical leech There are medical leeches!? Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class.
roachpatrol: here is the mail it never fails
roachpatrol: elementalsight: mementomoryo: “Long ago in Baldora fields, there was a single scorpion that lived from day to day by killing and eating other, smaller insects. One day, a weasel saw him and tried to eat him. The scorpion fled, and fell
roachpatrol: As far as I am concerned this is what Troll eyes do and no one can persuade me otherwise.
roachpatrol: blighthound: yo just a quick reminder to my underage followers that if you’re made uncomfortable by adults being in your online social sphere, you are 10000% within your rights to ask those adults to unfollow you. the line between ages
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said “Look lady these girls are just trying to earn a living” But Lady Eboshi
roachpatrol: mercurialmalcontent: I’m not even much of a fan of genderbends but goddamn am I even less of a fan of getting ordered around about what I should enjoy and how I should enjoy it and being lectured about how ‘problematic’ it is, when
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAD this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: rhube: BABIES!!! so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. domestic
roachpatrol: tiergan-vashir: mamasam: trendgraphy: SandStorm Photoshop by sevenstyles. This is so cool, I can’t imagine some many details can be packed on one single Photoshop action. Download it here: http://bit.ly/1LJ2ZEK I DON’T EVEN HAVE
roachpatrol: rollership: huffingtonpost: The Bioo Lite harnesses energy from photosynthesis and generates enough for a regular house plant to charge your smartphone. what the actual fuck
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: jddominick: I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing its magnificent
roachpatrol: reachmouse: buttermilk-thegoat: Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling
roachpatrol: i would pay real money to hear a recording of the meeting where wendy’s media managers actually managed to convince a bunch of executives that this shit would work
roachpatrol: rockscanfly: Okay, so because THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT happened, a bunch of people are donating money to the US Holocaust Memorial here. If you don’t get why Captain America being secretly a Nazi-affiliate or out-right Nazi is a big deal,
roachpatrol: true fact if you don’t like luna lovegood you are scientifically a dingus
roachpatrol: pardonmewhileipanic: pardonmewhileipanic: So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and…. bringing this back she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (photos by ilikegear) this is evil
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: hajohinta: Evolution Door NO NO NO NO THIS IS SCARY Awesome!
roachpatrol: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: honestlyvan: #ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS don’t you mean one of these is not like the otters “THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED” these weird dogs are always wet
roachpatrol: knitmeapony: ultrafacts: The words on her tank: Боевая подруга means Fighting Girlfriend [x] While living in Tomsk, she learned that her husband was killed fighting the forces of Nazi Germany near Kiev in August 1941. The
roachpatrol: I’M CRY
roachpatrol: betteranimebetterfuture: Mayaya and Banba from Princess Jellyfish by Sonya Mouse brilliant
roachpatrol:grumpypedant:I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. i.e. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I
roachpatrol: IT’S OCTOBER TIME FOR THE SKELETON WAR
roachpatrol: jasonrainville: The Bather Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :) wow this is SO GOOD
roachpatrol: amuseoffyre: shelomit-bat-dvorah: themarchrabbit: onsheka: thepioden: gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one time the
roachpatrol: standard-dingo: porko-rosso: thigh-high-senpai: so i didnt know this about smash for glory. apparently theres a blacklisted server you get redirected to if you get reported enough, and it is such a salt mine. The blacklist server changes
roachpatrol: whatwith: straight people… WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS, HUH? JUST GALS BEING PALS.
roachpatrol: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: The reason the Wizarding World in Harry Potter uses such arse-backwards technology isn’t cultural elitism. (Well, not entirely.) Rather, it’s because if you enchant anything more complicated than a screwdriver,
roachpatrol: soulpunchftw: squiddleprincess: squiddleprincess: Why can’t you email a picture to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden. FUCK THIS POST jedi can’t do that either
roachpatrol: obscureliteraryreference: vurtual: Hands up (by Georg Scharf) This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise.
roachpatrol: what a beautiful engagement photo i’m so happy for them
roachpatrol: thepalatine: fuckmorgan: discody: Hasn’t Mark Hamill been playing The Joker for 20 shitzillion years? How come he never got “consumed” by the role? cause hes not an ass seriously–that’s one of my favorite things. while jared
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
roachpatrol: cliomancer said: I kind of imagined Greg hooking up some kind of waterproof speaker and microphone for so every Tuesday Steven can dip it into the ocean and tell Lapis how things have been going on the surface so she doesn’t get lonely.
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roachpatrol: i don’t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here’s my will: all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best eulogy, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly
roachpatrol: you can like characters who do bad things stop saying they didn’t do bad things tho
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: copperbadge: halloweentreat: Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween!Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and
roachpatrol: rairii: nuclearvampire: You know something we don’t get taught often? Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus is literally
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