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roachpatrol: fluffmugger: Someone took footage of a Peacock Spider’s mating dance and set it to YMCA god I love the internet this was completely necessary
roachpatrol: huntinghawks: Shared by West Coast Falconry on Facebook: “Here is a priceless photo! Neither birds are West Coast Falconry’s. A captive Harris Hawk at a museum up north was eating it’s rat on a perch outside when a wild female kestrel
roachpatrol: therothwoman: amuseoffyre: midnightyen: THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND. People seem to forget that she studied languages and the classics at uni. WORLDBUILDING hhHHHHHHHHfffs
roachpatrol: samlikesboys: All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education. the orgasm tapped him on the
roachpatrol: lezpopmag: Foto #vintage di coppie lesbiche #loveislove aaaaaahhhh
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: hostagesandsnacks: i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as “he exploded” just like hang on is this not what happens
roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when
roachpatrol: paperparachute: officialscud: souredcandy: i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out
roachpatrol: angriest little birdling
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: hibashiba: i refuse to apologize for this ATTN: LADIES. This is fucking hilarious.
roachpatrol: conversationparade: conversationparade: i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is i have never clicked the like button harder
roachpatrol: fat-birds: generichenle: フクロウのクウちゃん、水浴びから乾燥まで / Screech Owl having a bath and then being dried. oh my lord I’M screeching aaaaaaah LOOK AT THAT SERIOUS FACE
roachpatrol:whatwith:straight people… WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS, HUH? JUST GALS BEING PALS.
roachpatrol:o captain, my captain
roachpatrol: tederick: themysteryofheaven:Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥ George Miller the realest person you’re ever gonna meet. are you fucking kidding
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: “i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression
roachpatrol: unstableangels: magicalmeow: Future MemoriesCatherine Nelson The ‘Future Memories’ series comprises of 20 floating worlds, meticulously composed with thousands of assembled details. Visual poetry, nature photography and digital techniques
roachpatrol: hajohinta: Evolution Door NO NO NO NO THIS IS SCARY
roachpatrol: birdcagewalk: lindasinklings:tucked in. via (onceuponawildflower) ALL HAIL THE BIRD ORB
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: birdfocus:Beryl-spangled Tanager | Source this is a pokemon
roachpatrol: can you imagine if manga series were as hard to follow as american superhero comics? like if they got rebooted and reinterpreted as often. some girl would be like ‘oh yeah i loved the run where naruto was a sweet teenage boy’ and some
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol:“My children are strange, but they are brave, and powerful, and impeccably groomed.”
roachpatrol: rhinocio: wolfchasing: i can’t fucken believe that one of the main arguments against wind farms is that they’re an eyesore do you know what’s an even bigger eyesore? not having fuckin trees or coral reefs or glaciers or any number
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: radderthanu: tag yourself original trilogy edition~ i’m 100% herder of nerfs i think every problem in my life is that i want to be r2d2 but i am instead c3po
roachpatrol: bisexualpiratequeen: bisexualpiratequeen: Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol: cuteness-daily: mintmayhem: THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH Purritos PURRITOS
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
roachpatrol: bankuei: everything-creative: A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb. Man. I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s
roachpatrol: dduane: copperbadge: *looks speculatively at the pair of black converse high-tops he owns* …WOW. yes please
roachpatrol: no shave november just got INTENSE
roachpatrol: kalamboart: So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this hot
roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes
roachpatrol:higgs-bonbon:notcomputing:From Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey.fuck I’m laughing so hard if you never read captain underpants when you were a kid i am so sad for you [website]
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP
roachpatrol: jasonrainville: The Bather Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :) wow this is SO GOOD
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: “My friend’s majestic huskies.” -Hellbetty42 [DOG INTENSIFIES]
roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged
roachpatrol: scienceisbeauty: If Santa didn’t leave anything for you… this might alleviate your sorrows :P omg