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roachpatrol: witchsistah: socialismartnature: MLK on “moderate Whites.” Also known as “shit White folks NEVER quote of MLK’s.” oh snap
roachpatrol: pardonmewhileipanic: pardonmewhileipanic: So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and…. bringing this back she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol:grumpypedant:I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. i.e. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I
roachpatrol: dayinthelifeofchris: nicbemused: giraffepoliceforce: “Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?” Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump. Why you should Vote for Hillary
roachpatrol: detournementsmineurs: Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century. i desperately need this, and one single m&m to put in it
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: bankuei: everything-creative: A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb. Man. I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s
roachpatrol: morebarkthanbite: tovakiin: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” “IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB” ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL
roachpatrol: fluffmugger: Someone took footage of a Peacock Spider’s mating dance and set it to YMCA god I love the internet this was completely necessary
roachpatrol: i think i just realized that steven’s are the only clothes in his household that aren’t magic and get dirty and need to be washed so the gems got him a human washing machine for his human clothes so he can go up on the arm of this divine
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAB this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: shego: this is my kink where do I find this guy fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from
roachpatrol:thecatscan: (~2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it… aesthetic
roachpatrol: huffingtonpost: A perfect match. Watch the full inspirational video here. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
roachpatrol: ahfistinggloryartholes: The greatest video I have ever found on the internet oh my god. to be fair if your cat turned around and had a human face you would run away too
roachpatrol: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay ANGRY BABY
roachpatrol: fallingslowlyinlove: - “Josh, I want you to touch my balls for the rest of our lives.” “Oh, Brad!”
roachpatrol: therothwoman: amuseoffyre: midnightyen: THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND. People seem to forget that she studied languages and the classics at uni. WORLDBUILDING hhHHHHHHHHfffs
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol:“My children are strange, but they are brave, and powerful, and impeccably groomed.”
roachpatrol: jetgreguar: allrightcallmefred: fredscience: The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected
roachpatrol: everyones-favorite-hypocrite: ideal yes please
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: porcelain-horse-horselain: “all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier
roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely photogenic tiger. Bless THE LARGEST BLEP
roachpatrol: a criminal
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he’s taking it seriously
roachpatrol: what a beautiful engagement photo i’m so happy for them
roachpatrol: whatwith: straight people… WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS, HUH? JUST GALS BEING PALS.
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Grizzler the Border Collie is the World’s First Canine Photographer I LOVE THIS
roachpatrol: he’s so happy
roachpatrol: rairii: nuclearvampire: You know something we don’t get taught often? Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus is literally
roachpatrol: yourfictionmyreality: yisaldifferentfromotherknights: stavvers: I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d
roachpatrol: cthuloops: reallymadscientist: quirkybiochemist: reallymadscientist: A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting
roachpatrol: striders: not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay
roachpatrol: unrealaorist: dwarf japanese flying squirrels NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE EXIST.
roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: rainbowbarnacle: xploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
roachpatrol: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you. fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral
roachpatrol: i really want to argue with this but i can’t
![roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d63416b1cdca632c20c4e208f1278c82/tumblr_n3qqqqldrI1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
![roachpatrol: rraaaarrl: Just taking a ball for a walkies [x] this is too cute i am outraged](https://64.media.tumblr.com/38a884c7205a99e2a60b680d314e7192/tumblr_mtl7xfRjNL1qzizmho1_250.gif)
![roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a5bfef4e27ab654df2da74a632a329ca/tumblr_n0a72uIzRC1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
