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kawaiians: my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
south-carolina-southern-belle: underyourskies: south-carolina-southern-belle: My mom just said “so basically tumblr is like your favorite magazine, only it’s just the pages you rip out and put on your wall.” And i now think that is the best description
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
officialbrostrider: officialbrostrider: one time my mom wouldnt let me wear a shirt that said “wtf” because it was “inappropriate”
dragonpie: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
7-11sins: My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?” She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron
zoichikanoe: I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
stephiejo90: “Go ahead big brother…sperm my pussy…it’s little sister mating time…mom said it’s ok now that I’m 18….”
nudedaddy: Dad told my mom that he was going on a week long trip for work. He said it would be good for me to tag along. There was no business trip, Dad just wanted to fuck me non-stop for a week.
finally told my Mom how isolated and alone and crappy I feel and told her that I’ll be fine until one day when I just crack and can’t take life anymore and I’ll just kill myself and she said I need to see a doctor and probably start
pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
inkbloods: my mom put a sign on our doorbell that said “doorbell broken, please yell ding dong very loudly” and soMEONE JUST DID IT
melissasdirtydiary: I know Mom said she was okay with me joining her and my father in the bedroom, but it’s obvious she’s jealous that Daddy prefers me.
i mean, im glad for the people enjoy sailor moon crystal, but i couldn’t watch past episode 1, the art is so GROSS i showed my mom that screencap just now and she shook her head and said “que cosa es eso?” im laughing
derailment but, my mom left for bed a little bit ago but before she went she said “Please don’t stay up til 3am watching Korra” im just sobbing laughing sdghas im sorry i can’t promise that
rewrote: My mom looked at me the other day and said to me, “You’re 16 years old. You should be asking me for boy advice. You should be running to me crying because some asshole broke your heart. You should be telling me about drama that you’re
pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am
taint3ed: itsdivaduh: cherryroze: beautiful-ambition: There is nothing that makes you feel worse as a kid than your parent saying you disappointed them. I’d rather have a spanking. Omg yes. My mom never said she was disappointed in me often, but
hornymommy9: dreamingofmom: My mom still thinks that incestual sex is bad and she is against it. She hasn’t said anything bad about me getting to see her naked and to finger her, however. She even gives me a handjob every time to finish me off after
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
wild4mom: Mom looked at me with my cum dripping from her face and said “that was fucking awesome”
fr33kinmatt:I asked my mom if I was pretty and she said “whatever yes Matt it’s midnight go somewhere else” so it’s officially confirmed that I’m pretty~
mrslowcountry: tonydezz: pobredreamer: the last one hahah My mom has said ALL of these haha OMFG that last one!!
spaghettihos: runyouclevertimelord: spaghettihos: my mom just said that not finishing your mcdonalds fries is one of the 7 deadly sins yeah but sometimes a few of them are soggy looking or have black bits or look like they’ve been sitting around
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
nayx: my mom saw me looking at this and said “oh that’s cute, is she one of your friends”
south-carolina-southern-belle:My mom just said “so basically tumblr is like your favorite magazine, only it’s just the pages you rip out and put on your wall.” And i now think that is the best description of tumblr I have ever heard.
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
perla-k: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
wildflowers-and-grace: My mom just said “so basically tumblr is like your favorite magazine, only it’s just the pages you rip out and put on your wall.” And i now think that is the best description of tumblr I have ever heard.
wildflowers-and-grace:My mom just said “so basically tumblr is like your favorite magazine, only it’s just the pages you rip out and put on your wall.” And i now think that is the best description of tumblr I have ever heard.
