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exgflatinascuties: My exs mom!!! She said that she could hear her daughter screaming and wanted to know whats up!!!backyard!
churrobboy:Fuck me before mom comes in OHH FUCK Thats what my sis said when i went into her room at night…
cummingonmummy: My mom asked if I minded her sunbathing naked. I said of course not. A few minutes later she noticed that I really didn’t mind.
inspiremyweb: betype: Betype’s Against Cancer. As may of you know, some weeks ago I said to you that my mom was diagnosed with Uterine Cancer in stage 3, so I made anIndiegogo campaign to help her with the treatment. I want to thank you to you
Probably outed myself to my mom when I said that her necklace looked like a collar.
sexualcontrol: When i went down to the resort pool, i saw my daughter wearing a suit that barely covered anything. I took her back up to the room, and asked her mother if she had permission to wear a suit like this, and her mom said she thought it would
You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla, I’m in control of your cock. Yeah, she probably just meant that I need to make sure you don’t hook up with any of my friends, but I took it literally. You want me to get you in trouble
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
7-11sins: My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?” She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
mishasassbutt:mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
rangerpone: My mom tried to buy me a fedora and said that it would look good on me. Help. A fedora or a trilby? The difference is important Trilby.Fedora.
pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am
littlestkittyprincess: My mom texted me a picture today, she said “This is you!” The picture was of Wonder Woman and read “She needed a hero, so that’s what she became.” I cried.
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
korolevx: my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do
shitposting-ffa: mom said to keep a man happy u gotta keep his stomach full but little did she know that kept me pretty happy too Can you fill my stomach? C:
princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An
microfilament:i once asked my mom why stuff the 80s was so uniquely cheesy and she said that back in the day people just liked stuff unironically. they went to go see a movie and they liked it. they heard a song on the radio and they liked it. they bought
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
latitude452: I wish my mom had said that to me !!
pjkm: Jimin said: “When I was young, I liked anime series ‘One Piece’ so much. I especially loved Zoro, one of the characters in the anime. I used to tell my mom ‘I will be the number one swordsman in the world!’” For that reason, Jimin has
hohenheims: - Winry: I couldn’t shoot. You said he’s the one who killed my mom and dad. He tried to kill you and Al too, Ed. But I couldn’t, why not? - Edward: Remember in Rush Valley? You delivered that baby, you saved two lives. And you gave
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
haha-woww: pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,
dragonpie: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
vstheworld: princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest
kawaiians: my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
spankmehardbarry: tonight i saw a dodge caravan that had “u mad bra?” and “👈 haters to the left” written on the rear window and i asked my mom to crash into it but she said no
love-the-family: Mom said she was going to change into a bathing suit. I snuck in after her and we finally got some mother / son time in the bedroom.It made it extra exciting that we had to be absolutely quiet, we could hear my sister and father talking
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
perla-k: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
magneito: magneito: magneito: does it smell like updog in here?? this is literally the oldest joke in the universe i cannot fucking believe you fell for this i tried to make my mom fall for it and she said “updog? is that a yoga position?? stop
sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
