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incestmotherfucker: “Harder,” Mom said to me as a pumped away at her from behind, "Harder, you’re going to make Mommy cum!“ Being the good Son that I am, I did what my Mom asked of me and started to pound away at her.
linh1040: naughty-aunt: It wasn’t a coincidence that the door was partially opened, that the moans were loud. Rhonda knew once her niece got a peek that she would be hooked. Mom said she was tired of hearing my vibrator at night, so she told my
incest-is-the-best: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, ”Your Father is working late tonight…” Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back
xxxfamilyfun: “Larry,” said my mom to my uncle, “I’m going to have you bunk with Jimmy tonight. I don’t think you’ll get any rest on our lumpy old couch.” If mom only knew that Uncle Larry wasn’t going to get any rest sleeping in the
I told my mom that my sleep paralysis went away ever since I became an atheist. She said “maybe it went away because the devil finally got you, now he doesn’t have to torment you anymore.” The thing is, that I’m not sure if she
ourfamilyfun: i told my mom that i thought she was really pretty and that i think i was bi, but have never done anything. she ripped my clothes off and before i knew it i was squirting all over her face. then she tossed a strap on to me and said lets
skimpymoms: ebabiuk1994: “Harder,” Mom said to me as a pumped away at her from behind, “Harder, you’re going to make Mommy cum!“ Being the good Son that I am, I did what my Mom asked of me and started to pound away at her. A few seconds later
inceztum: “Harder,” Mom said to me as a pumped away at her from behind, "Harder, you’re going to make Mommy cum!“ Being the good Son that I am, I did what my Mom asked of me and started to pound away at her. A few seconds
naughty-nmmom:inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was
thinsiqnificant: my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
catsuggest: I showed this photo to a coworker once, and she said, “Oh, he’s so majestic!” I said, “Yes, that photo is very misleading.” This is my mom’s incredibly stupid cat, Cosmo. We love him very much, but he’s a weird dude. 1. One
lavender-lily:solarsyrup:sapphicseance:mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings that wasn’t momthey JUST SAID it was their turn
klefable: i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
solarsyrup:sapphicseance:mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings that wasn’t mom
iamsicktomorrow: nice-wig-janis: wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
lovelostboy: I was nervous when my Dad said he wanted to talk to me about my being gay. It was the fact that mom had just left for a weekend at her mom’s house. He waited until she was out of the house and asked me to join him on the couch. He
dftbashe: so my mom was driving me to school today and i saw something on the side of the road and it was a dead fox, and my mom looked over and said well i guess that fox doesnt say anything
noselfpreservation:When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”“No,
shavingryansprivates: my mom just said to me that “cat hair is lonely people glitter" i think my mom stole a text post or something
inceztum: Cum was all over Dad’s stomach as Mom slowly milked the last of it out of his cock. Neither me or my Sister had ever seen a load that big. ”Now girls,” Mom said, ”I hope you learned something. That is how you properly please
ONE DAY, MY MOM CAUGHT ME JERKING OFF AND SHE COULDN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEN, SHE WANTED TO SEE WHAT I HAD IN MY BOXERS. SO I PULLED IT OUT AND WITH AMAZEMENT MOM WAS OVERWHELMED WITH HORNINESS. SHE SAID, LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN. AND SO I DID AND THEN
alpha4444:.. Alura Jenson .. Sweet Sexy Amazon! .. ✨👆😍✨ MY MOM IS SO FUCKIN HOT AND SLUTTY. LOOK AT THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS SHE SENT ME. AND MOM SAID THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, LIVE HOT ACTION ALL NIGHT LONG. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: a lady that lives in my building that i talk to every week or so saw i broke my leg and scolded me like she was my mom and called me a baka after i said it was a bicycle accident. but she seemed genuinely empathetic
vanehwasreal: discipleofskaro: vanehwasreal: so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND THEN SHE
inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, "Your Father is working late tonight…“ Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back inside
indie-secrets: nike-laos: this too shall pass Whenever I’m down or stressed or just going through a rough time, my mom always says to me “this too shall pass”. She said that that was what her mom used to tell her when she was feeling sad, and
angels-and-geniuses: OH MY GOSH SO MY MOM LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER WHILE I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AND SHE SAW JARED PADALECKI AND SHE SAID, “Is that Fabio?” Fabio. Fabio. how has someone not called Sam that yet in Supernatural?
saxophone-kraken: Me: *shows my mom a picture of the guy I’ve been talking to* Mom: oh, he’s hot. …oh no, that sounds bad. I just mean he’s cute. Is that weird? I don’t know. I’m so sorry. I don’t know. Please don’t tell anyone i said
apple-pie-thighs: kalelthekonfident: buzzfeed: Everyone Is Heartbroken Over Gotti The Sad Pit Bull After People Refused To Pet Him “Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him
jeremekent: about-a-girl—: edenxpl: Me: “Mom will you make me this for my birthday?Mom: “Eden that’s fuckin gross.”Me: “Hence the reason I said MY birthday..” mudcake! yumm
OH MY GOSH. Katy Griffin go fall off a cliff, she said something about Hugh and mom looked at me and i just smiled. MY MOM SAYS HUGH LAURIE LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON THAT LIVES UNDER AN UNDERPASS. WHATEVER… PSHHH.A VERY VERY VERY PRETTY HOMELESS
momsatemptress: I bet my mom she couldn’t twerk, she said, she could do it so well that she could multitask while twerking. I said prove it, she more then exceeded my expectations.
inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, ”Your Father is working late tonight…” Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was back inside the
iamsicktomorrow: nice-wig-janis: wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will
onlytaboosex: inceztum: When I got home the today I heard my favorite words come out of my Mom’s mouth, ”Your Father is working late tonight…” Not much else has to said, shortly after she said that we were both stripped down and I was
sub-mom-incest: My son said he was only going to fit the tip in for a minute, when I told him the minute was up he got a little carried away and wouldnt listen when I said he was going too deep, and to think that I thought since it was my first time
pemsylvania: my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
salva-bandida: jopara: my mom is talking about family members who she’s deleted off ~el feis~ and apparently one of my cousins blocked her bc she made a status that said something like “estoy tan cansada hoy” and my mom commented “y eso que
