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whattheyweredoing: My step-mom insisted on taking her wet clothes off after we were done sledding. She said that she didn’t want to get the seats wet, but when she spread her legs for me, I knew that wasn’t true.

radical-hour: audivinity: If I die young, bury me in satin My mom said “it would melt during the funeral” so I told her it wasn’t a real twix and she said “oh, that’s stupid.”

taboo-fantasies:Mom said that she wanted me to show her how collage sluts are treated nowadays. So I brought her to my dorms and told my roommate that she’s just a whore I picked up earlier. MIS PRIMOS Y MI TIA, PERVERSOS, AJJA,,

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

legendaryboobs: dayumshecangetit: dipsetanthem: A Dominican mother I don’t understand a thing he said but I know that she says the same thing as my mom This needs NO translation. Off one spoon in the sink!

creativecalico:isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room

edgebug: when i was little, my mom asked that whenever i watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame, i skip past the “hellfire” number. I asked why and my mom said “because the song is all about how he wants to have sex with Esmeralda, even though she doesn’t

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

maryann-for-the-bbc: family-goods: My mom said she wanted to do something special for me and my twin sister on our birthday. She hinted that it would be the best gift ever, and that it would bring our family together like nothing else. She was right.

radical-hour: audivinity: If I die young, bury me in satin My mom said “it would melt during the funeral” so I told her it wasn’t a real twix and she said “oh, that’s stupid.”

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

2srooky: isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

klefable:i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

woodmeat: tinypusa: kissmykonverse: karayray1: bravebrowngal: I wanted this so stinking bad as a kid “You must be crazy to think ima buy that stupid shit” why that’s exactly what my moms said? 😂😂😂 i mad that my mama told me the

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

isquirtmilkfrommyeye: My parents came over to my house to visit and they brought their friends 9 year old son with them. My mom said “Show him your game room. That’s like every little boys dream.” So we all walk into the game room and his eyes

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

squiddad: the day i turned 18 i went and got my ears pierced at a 2g and the only thing my mom said to me that night was, “you look like a girl". like dang i know, but am i a pretty girl momma that’s the real question here

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

radical-hour: audivinity: If I die young, bury me in satin My mom said “it would melt during the funeral” so I told her it wasn’t a real twix and she said “oh, that’s stupid.”

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: yetimati: catchymemes: “My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.” “I painted somebody’s mom” “Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s

oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK

double-sleeping-bag: oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that -my-little-bird-

I was like a sliver away from shaving my head just now like straight up shavingg itt but my mom said no and she wouldn’t help me so that sorta squalshed that but now I’m sitting here with peroxide in my hair hoping it was lighten/bleach it

captionedincest: I’m a lucky bastard for winnin lottery but not only that…I have bought a house for me and my mom for that ฤ,000,000, but also I gave her cash for new tits and cosmetics and jewelry. She said I needed ‘a serious reward for that’.

taboo-fantasies:Mom said that she wanted me to show her how collage sluts are treated nowadays. So I brought her to my dorms and told my roommate that she’s just a whore I picked up earlier.

jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

porkot: I WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND I SAW SOME SMOKE AND I POINTED AT IT AND I SAID “WHATS THAT SMOKING” AND MY MOM SAID “OH YOU MEAN ME?” AND FLIPPED HER HAIR AND I SAY NO THERES SOMETHING ACTUALLY ON FIRE AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD THERE IS”

radical-hour: audivinity: If I die young, bury me in satin My mom said “it would melt during the funeral” so I told her it wasn’t a real twix and she said “oh, that’s stupid.”

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

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