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bondingwithmom:Mom had said that if we were going to do this, we couldn’t be facing each other, it was too taboo. I knew by the face she made as she fell back on my hard dick, that she would be changing her mind in no time.
Your mom was very supportive, wasn’t she? She even said that wives may need more in bed than what their husbands are able to provide, that you should be proud of being a supportive husband, and that you should ask my boss to allow you to name our baby
lovethefamly: I woke up during the night and felt that someone was about to suck my dick. -Mmmmmm, I thought you had gone home! I said, and lifted the covers. But there was not my girlfriend, it was my mom who had just returned home from a party, she
familyandbenefits: Of course, I noticed that Mom was absolutly naked under her dressing gown. And when I saw her big boobs jiggling under the cloth, my mind almost break up.Last night she said that she understood why I was attracted to her, and I was
imreallycoolandfriendly: I remember when I said “men tend to look down on women” men were literally like “so I don’t love my mom? I don’t love my grandma? I don’t love my girlfriend?” like are y’all that literal and stupid
littlesisterwish: My sister wanted to be a young mom and said that none of her fuck buddies would shoot their loads inside her when they found out she wasn’t on birth control. I mentioned casually that I will only fuck girls bare and only cum inside
petercottonster: Hey so, yah Like I said, I made the last girl for a specific purpose, that being to redo my Zatanna. However, life got in the way; Specifically, my mom is currently in the hospital with a terminal diagnosis, so once my queue run’s
silvercat58: Mom always said that if my penis gets hard that she would take care of it
eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
acreepyangelonyourshoulder: shmem-the-pem: my mom and I were talking in the car and she said that the reason dean is always shoving free food in his face at buffets and stuff is because he learned growing up that when there’s food in front of you
spookyitapan: so my mom bought these weird russian lollipops shaped like chickens and my brother was eating one this morning and my sister said, “you could say that he’s … sucking a cock…”
shaxaphone: well-metaphoricallyspeaking: avalonwolf: This is what I do with my evenings oh. my. god. i hope you all know that my mom passed by and asked me if i finished my homework and i said “yea im doing it right now” and she came over to
huh and I thought yesterday was bad seem that My foster mom said she’s sorry and felt bad and also tried to make it my fault about the invite plus My teacher unfriend me from skype, wow he really must hate for actually defending for my self some
tonyabbot: tumblingtubbies: tonyabbot: send your mum my dick pic for mothers day like my mom has always said: “it’s the small things that matter the most.” fuck my life im so mad
So a week ago or so my mom told me that I’m lazy and worthless and that if I don’t have a job in a month, I’m being kicked out. After I told her off, she said that she had bought me a gift to show me she loved me. Didn’t apologize,
screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
joeltorrid2: Happy Mother’s Day! Mom caught my sister and I fucking in the kitchen this morning. But instead of getting upset, she said that since it’s Mothers Day, she was going to do what she wanted for once. Apparently that included orchestrating
zackisontumblr: notakilleripromise: zackisontumblr: step one: shower step two: take selfie I was scrolling through and my brother saw this. And my brother walked by and said your hot he’d like a piece of that ass. And my mom was in the room, and
therighteousmantheangelofthelord: dancing-inthemoonlite: So today my mom went through my phone, and she gave me a straight face and said we needed to talk. And she showed me this text from my friend. And then she tells me that she’d looked up Johnlock
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
transenbyhollis: transenbyhollis: tempest-caller: My mom accidentally said “gender non-compliant” instead of “gender non-conforming” and you know what? I like that. Let’s use that for something. ❄💙 Aria 💙❄ “gender non compliant”
sagihairius: Me and my mom were waiting in this long line so we told jokes to kill time and the girl behind me went “totally stole that from tumblr. Sagihairius said that like 2 days ago.” I really hope she sees this
majortvjunkie: My mom was telling me about this lady at her high school reunion that got way hotter who went up to this guy that used to pick on her and asked “do you remember me?”. He said “no I don’t unfortunately” then she seductively whispered
So I am currently a bitch who’s studying in Costa Rica for the semester and I asked my host mom why the food here isn’t that spicy. She said that very spicy food is more of a Mexican thing than it is a Central America thing. She says that
daddysdiorwhore: millydot: rune-midgarts: im really stressed out about the amount of polos worn in this post This episode changed my life NEVER FORGET Damn- if I said that to my mom… She probably would have strangled me with all my polos
darrenncolfer: so tonight my mom asked us what we wanted for a snack and my brother said dicks and thats basically how my brother came out to the family
oedipusreigns: My son, John, looked over at me and said, “look how wet my mom’s pussy is. She is primed for my big dick. I bet she is going to love what I’ve got for her. Look at that pathetic little dick of yours. I bet you almost came in your
incestsecret: My mom isn’t around much, so daddy always helps me with my homework. He said that he would do my homework for me if I had secret play time with him. I thought maybe he meant play hide and seek or something, but then he showed me these
inceztum: My mom looked up at me as my cum dripped down all around her pussy and said “That was fucking hot.” I stood there thinking this was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life and replied “Gad damn yes it was.” “This better happen again,”
httpscolonslashslash: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t
Not like it matters but none of my posts on here are about alex unless his name is said. He’s the only person that has stuck by my side through all this bullshit going on right now (other than my mom) I’m so lucky to have a guy like him
suchagoodson: When I got home today my mom looked mad. She handed me a piece of paper and said “What’s this?” I told her that it looked like a bill. She said “what kind of bill?” I told her it was the cable bill. Oh shit! I just
thinsiqnificant: my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t really a ‘yes’
tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t
meanwhilenever: nirnitta: ruinedbaby: Tbh My first day of high school my mom told me to greet every janitor. She said that if anything were to ever happen to the school they’d be the ones that would help get us out. Seriously, if someone comes
biggary8: ducttapedposts:femaleabuse:“Ewwww why are you gagging me with my MOMS socks! You’ve already cummed in my sandals and have me tied up….Is that not enough humiliation for today?!…..” “No.” the man said, grabbing my legs and dragging
