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lovethefamly: - Mom have you seen my camera? - I think your sister borrowed it earlier today, but she said she put it in your room. You have to look there! - Damn, I’ve told her that she was not allowed to borrow it, it’s new and it was expensive!
family-fun-times: When Dad took the whole Williams clan to Disneyland this summer, Mom decided that she and my sisters would bunk in one room while the Williams men would take the other. “You men can be sweaty, stinky animals,” said my mother. If
mommyfuckedmybully: “That’s it baby, get mommy’s pussy nice & wet for your bully’s big cock.”I told on my bully and got him in trouble and to teach me a lesson about tattle tales mom was making me do this.“Dude”, my bully said. “your
karin-tokito: You see this shit right here? This happened earlier, when I ONLY WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND”. I was grabbing milk and stuff for my mom while she got gas, and everyone glared at me. One man got out of his way to catch
“Your little sister is legal now, Bobby. So she doesn’t have to just watch anymore”, Mom said. “So put down that magazine and come up to my room, we’ll be more comfortable in my king size bed.”
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
….Right?Putting aside Cinderella and evil step-mom, Salem calling her ‘young Cinder’ and being all creepily calm and defensive of her in V4E01 kinda makes me think of this every time I re-watch the scene. Also I hope she turns out like Satsuki;
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer”
harekin: httpscolonslashslash: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that
unclefather: my mom is getting so mad because we’re packing to move and she’s going through my high school notebooks and this all she’s seeing. she said “oh would you look at that. another dick”
nomoremissnicebi: I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have here. Offspring.
kichiru: wrapbattle: MY MOM BOUGHT VAGINA SOUP AND MY BROTHER ASKED WHAT IT WAS AND I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE USES IT HE WILL BECOME A GIRL AND THEN ONE DAY I FOUND HIM CRYING IN THE GARDEN BURRYING HIS BOY TOYS AND I ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING AND HE SAID
irisfuckdoll: ‘Wait sis are you really going into the mall like this?’‘Well duh, mom just told me to cover up my legs, said nothing about my ass…’'No I mean are you gonna leave me hard like that?’'Sign ok I’ll blow you off for driving
Oh new hats from the maintenance. Snowflake thingy sounds interesting. With that said, I need to get my ass going since I need to actually get some food and gift shopping done after work. (My mom’s getting older. 8’D)
skammmed: fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
shroomily: tortexandcobalt: whatever-is-pxre: When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that
askrosettastyone: ninjastarbrony: lilyrosethedreamer: karin-tokito: You see this shit right here? This happened earlier, when I ONLY WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND”. I was grabbing milk and stuff for my mom while she got gas, and
incorrectfmaquotes:Havoc: So I said, ‘If you talk to me like that again, we’re through.’Fuery: Oh! What did she say?Havoc: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
When I walked into her room, I realized that my Sister had been properly trained. I said a prayer of thanks to my mom. Thanking her for raising her right after Dad left. As I walked up behind her to fondle her ass she whispered “Please.”
dynastylnoire: profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE I see you’ve met my mom
honeydippedcreampuff: dynastylnoire: tyloriousrex: lovemissangela: These are my favs😩 I can’t with these 😂😂😂 I remember I said “that’s how conversations go” to my mom once…Didn’t say a word back to her for 2 weeks 😫 Survival
incestualhealing: She wriggled in her seat as my fingers touched her soft thigh. “Please stop teasing me, Daddy,” she whimpered, “Mom said girls who do that stuff are dirty.” As my fingers found her wet panties I whispered, “It’s a good thing
a-fuckking-monster: thegirlwththbrknheart: (5) Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/52811591/via/lemmygirlz This is so accurate. Right before i dropped out of school my sister said to my mom “she cant actually be that miserable, she
pluralfloral:eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
carbonbasedfangirl: fuzzykitty01: davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply
thepurpah: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
foodffs: Pepperjack cheese stuffed pretzel bombs!These were fairly easy to make and my first time making any type of bread ever. But I’d like to give a couple pointers that were not said in the link, but told to me by my mom~ Buy new rapid rise yeast!
yoursluttymom: My mom was finally able to join me here in America after making me move her 6 months earlier. The older boys in my high school were always asking if she was a latina MILF. I had no clue what that was but said she’d be glad to give them
queennubian: savedbyahweh: allenpayb: justicefreedom: I am finally breaking my silence… My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to
i-kool-kat:eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
i had this wild ass dream last night that my mom and i were at the disney store and she got caught trying to steal a pen, and the lady that worked there asked me how i felt about it and i looked her dead in the face and said, “FUCK DISNEY”
familyandbenefits: Of course, I noticed that Mom was absolutly naked under her dressing gown. And when I saw her big boobs jiggling under the cloth, my mind almost break up.Last night she said that she understood why I was attracted to her, and I was
joeltorrid3: Mom caught my sister and I fucking in the kitchen this morning. But instead of getting upset, she said that since it’s Mothers Day, she was going to do what she wanted for once. Apparently that included orchestrating the hottest morning
majortvjunkie: My mom was telling me about this lady at her high school reunion that got way hotter who went up to this guy that used to pick on her and asked “do you remember me?”. He said “no I don’t unfortunately” then she seductively whispered
songofthehumanheart: My mom was looking through her high school yearbook with me and found this. She said she doesn’t know who wrote it and never did, but that she’s always loved it and that was why she wrote it down.
acreepyangelonyourshoulder: shmem-the-pem: my mom and I were talking in the car and she said that the reason dean is always shoving free food in his face at buffets and stuff is because he learned growing up that when there’s food in front of you
littlesisterwish: My sister wanted to be a young mom and said that none of her fuck buddies would shoot their loads inside her when they found out she wasn’t on birth control. I mentioned casually that I will only fuck girls bare and only cum inside
transenbyhollis: transenbyhollis: tempest-caller: My mom accidentally said “gender non-compliant” instead of “gender non-conforming” and you know what? I like that. Let’s use that for something. ❄💙 Aria 💙❄ “gender non compliant”
