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dadsonbrotheruncle: The story, most of it, belongs to me - jemgirl77You Look Like Your Mother When I was little my dad always said that I looked like mom. I would smile since I knew he loved her so he must have loved me too. I would feel happy as I ran
I said I would remove her face before posting her on tumblr in case someone would notify her husband. But I think he will be very pleased to see her well used wet pussy exposed like this
“So, yesterday, my mom caught me masturbating! I am still *so* embarrassed about it! Later that day, when we were in the car, she told me she was cool with it, and even later, she said she was “curious” to know why I did it. (She could have
milisaslut: Where are you taking me? You’ll see mom, all I can tell you is that my husband said you had to be dressed like this
ms9631: cummingonmummy: My mom asked if I minded her sunbathing naked. I said of course not. A few minutes later she noticed that I really didn’t mind. Sexy
generalelectric: GE employees asked the youngest members of their families to explain what they do. Sydney, age 3, said, “My mom works on things that shows mommies their babies before they’re born." Illustration by Victo Ngai.
exgflatinascuties: My exs mom!!! She said that she could hear her daughter screaming and wanted to know whats up!!!backyard!
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
lizawithazed:nomoremissnicebi:I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have
nomoremissnicebi: I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have here. Offspring.
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
wuffleton: dies-first: kakkarot: ALSLFLGLHLLJK I STARTED OVERWATCH UP AND WHEN I SWITCHED TO THE WINDOW THIS IS ALL THAT WAS GREETIBG ME. THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST FOREBODING IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE “Mom said it’s my turn to use the computer”
friku8706: fuzzykitty01: davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your
pitbolshevik:we were watching tlou and when nana started twitching my mom fucking said “uh oh gam gam’s got the fungus” and it completely destroyed my ability to be serious about that show forever
thepurpah: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
fuzzykitty01: davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother:
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
weirdlyghostly: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
prettyboyshyflizzy: tyloriousrex: lovemissangela: These are my favs😩 I can’t with these 😂😂😂 I remember I said “that’s how conversations go” to my mom once…Didn’t say a word back to her for 2 weeks 😫 lmaoooo
cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
stability:apparently on my first day of kindergarten I was bawling as my mom was leaving and I was watching her from the window so she was already emotional and a woman in the parking lot looked at her, pointed to me, and said “that’s gonna be you
itneeds2bstrange: When my mom walked in on my jacking off, she didn’t even hesitate. She quickly stripped down and took over for me. She said it was wrong to masturbate when someone was around that could take care of it for me. After a few minutes
yonceliquor-deactivated20140603: “I threw my best friend’s wedding in my backyard. She is gay and it was a beautiful ceremony. At the end of it, her mom said, ‘Why can’t that be legal?’ and started crying. It was the most heartbreaking thing
xekstrin: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” this is the kind of parent I aspire to be
artandcetera: So just now my mom sent me this picture of this adorable teacup puppy on Facebook. As I was formulating my “Awwwww” she sent another message and this is what she said (pardon her grammar, English isn’t her first language): “That’s
sfloresss: colachampagnedad: my dad said the most expensive item in this house that a robber could take is my mom because of how much they paid the coyote to help her cross the border lmaoooo Done 😂😂😂
karin-tokito: You see this shit right here? This happened earlier, when I ONLY WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND”. I was grabbing milk and stuff for my mom while she got gas, and everyone glared at me. One man got out of his way to catch
theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god
skammmed: fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
owner40: Once I came out to my mom about my passion and love for the same sex… She disclosed to me that while she was in college she had same sex relationships… Then said she wanted to brush up on her oral skills… Mommy and have a new relationship
So my mom's friend just posted this on my wall, and said that it reminded her of me.
kisslovefucklove: Even my mom thinks they were in love. My straight and gay friends who didn’t even know them said the same. You can’t be that blind. They were in love and was so damn cute.
sexclaimes:sexclaimes: Today I acted very foolishly in front of a cute girl. When she asked me what my parents did for work, I said “My mom is a doctor and she prescribed me more of vitamin ‘you’.” That’s about the worst pickup line I’ve
fuzzykitty01: davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭
