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7-11sins: My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?” She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron
tamlilcat: ko1254: naughty-nmmom: I look at my own son this way and think the exact same thing. I know it’s wrong, but I do. Oh fucking hell. If mom hasn’t actually said that very phrase to me on several occasions She says what means, and means
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
inkbloods: my mom put a sign on our doorbell that said “doorbell broken, please yell ding dong very loudly” and soMEONE JUST DID IT
diksex:Mom said she wants a man who fucks her good from behind. Well I think I’m that man :) go on son pound the fuck out of my cunt give me it hard and deep
So tonight I was eating pizza for dinner and I got the wings as well on the side and I had the honey garlic dipping sauce. Sitting in front of my mom eating and she commented and said “oh you eat it like that” with like a super disgusted look on her
melissasdirtydiary: I know Mom said she was okay with me joining her and my father in the bedroom, but it’s obvious she’s jealous that Daddy prefers me.
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
callerina: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am
horrorgorewhore:My mom just found a toy from her childhood. A little lagoon creature that spits sparks when you wind it up to walk. She’s 77 and she said she’s had this since she was itty-bitty. And now it’s mine 😭❤️
perla-k: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
zoichikanoe: I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
thebiggesttits: MY MOM JUST TEXTED ME THIS HOT SLUTTY PHOTO AND SAID IT’S TIME YOU BRING THAT THICK HUGE HARD COCK HOME. YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS WORK TO DO TONIGHT.
wethatgirlxxx:fafgwad:Which jeans looks good MY MOM SENT ME THIS PHOTO OF HER HOT SLUTTY ASS AND SAID, WAKE UP SON. I JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ASS BEFORE I GO TO WORK. I USE SOME OF THAT THICK HUGE HARD MEATY COCK AS LONG AS YOU GIVE
llatching-ontoyouu: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,
bigbrotharay: camillemikaela: I finally got the package from World Vision :). When I got home from school I saw my mom holding a folder that said “World Vision” printed on it, so I ran and grabbed it fast LOL. I don’t know why but I was so happy
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
officialbrostrider: officialbrostrider: one time my mom wouldnt let me wear a shirt that said “wtf” because it was “inappropriate”
kawaiians: my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
bigweedboner: I texted my mom to ask her when dinner would be ready. She sent me this short video clip and a message that said “Mommy is busy right now. Figure something out.”
nikka-andstuff: I drew this on my moms lemon, she said that it was unacceptable, I laughed for 10 minutes straight, she still doesn’t get it..
cptanrogers: “My mom told me that the best thing you can give a woman is attention. She said, ‘Listen to her instead of trying to impress her’”
