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rad-king: This means so much to me
h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
teenage-scumm: teenfuckingspirit: d-isposablewasteland: beautifulsinnings: . ♣Dark/Soft grunge + Disposable ♣ *insert random quote here* follow her and then message me here for a blog rate!
anasamazing: Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008) this makes me happy
laugh-addict: my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
urbanclictionary: thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell
iamgeorgebush: Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
cranapplejuiceadvocate: me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
i-am-pagliacci: Reblogging because why the fuck not. It’s me Marioo.. ;D
lovequotesrus: Ruin Me by Michael Faudet Follow him here
co-ver: You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before
gameofchrons: friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” me:
phobias: Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
hohoholdthefuckupson: silenthill: *puts my bro’s dick in my hand* see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
popularboyfriend: guy: *slides you ฤ* pls stop ignoring me hey look a ฤ bill
vanehwasreal: me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
dickburritos: add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
linny-bae: This scene makes me so happy because we got to see Lin actually sit down and have a meaningful conversation with someone. We usually just see her talking about work, or Korra.
oliveweed: bl-ossomed: blackgirlcrisis: afrosandawesomeness: confictus: ignorantarts: delicatepoetry: you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14 DEEP OH MY GOD more here (18+)
wookiej: Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás? Me: Estoy bitchin’
teenscoolest: the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
satans-nipples: i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
rain-force: It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me
rhydonmyhardon: you are my laptop my only laptop you make me happy when the skies are grey you’ll never know dear how much i love you so please dont take the charger away
trust: i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
weavemunchers: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
idunwin: melanoleuca: Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever bring me the booty
wetmyplants: holytate: *waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
abbygubler: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition
quiet-desperati0n: makes me cry a bit…
eatingisfab: “Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”
enlargers: “i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me”
foxnewsofficial: let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
dimpleforyourthoughts: i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you
sixpenceee: my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
thepondsaregone: thorinoakenbutt: castielandpie: poryqon: it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas
