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stability: excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
clouded-: whitewinter-hymnal: serenitypatrol: rad-kiss: this is the best thing ever. when he knows everything about you - your naked body, naked soul - and still loves you more than anyone else. I like the thought of someone trusting me with all
lubricates: “come out with me tonight” “there is free food”
pudingu: It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
ronaldreagay: f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
unconvenience: Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
take me to wonderland
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
far-hampton: You son of a me!
bruinthecup: a bOY WAS TRYING TO SEXT ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ON PAIN MEDS OMG HELP **bad language b careful b4 reading**
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly: Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake || Bring Me The Horizon
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
autosuficiencia: my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
teencry: i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
cockringtoss: hearing teachers swear keeps me young
thewasteoftime: kabudy: Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw did any of them say hey
netlfix: my laptop is hotter than me
sarahkeilman94: i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our
lubricates: excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that
mibellavidaloca: Me, getting jiggy wit it
unsmokable: unsmokable: gAy reblogging to add to me page i swear
aaronkirilenko: *me coming down stairs* mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
fellasleepblogging: guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
azzaliejane: this freaked me out cause patrick got serious
vesley: Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
vodkakilledtheteens: Omg send me those funny sex stories lmao
balconyscene: my lit teacher cracks me up
awkwardvagina: if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
darwink: ackerman-relatable: theyuseifan: kanjivevo: STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET ONE SECOND IM FUCKING CRYING HELP ME BEST ARTHUR EPISODE
accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
dollydelta: The colors in these photos will always bring me comfort and a sense of home.
australiansanta: i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
isthisjustphantasy: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
scottcuntsick: if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me
buttermilkqueen: dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
dabhabit: Where do I get these like for real someone link me
nervouspearl: me watching The Hobbit for the first time
charliemcdonnell: the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
thunderrhapsody: stonelykos: Touch me again… I will end you. aand that’s enough of that thank you very much
condorn: yeah ur secrets safe with me I wasn’t listening in the first place
ameliacarina: how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
unfollower: invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
weavemunchers: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
plasticbagvevo: “talk dirty to me”
karibbeanklass: pettyhurts: bitch……… don’t try me………….. this is so perfect lmao
dirudo: that would be me too
oh-haroo: Follow me for more vertical nature!
unknown-one: I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me
gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school
narcotic: Please dont start seeing me the way i see myself.
not-witty: Whimsical abandoned house in Nova Scotia, Canada Old photo taken by a friend. this reminds me of the house they build in Tarzan
illaminati: saltedvagina: i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
neondiick: fuck-that-man: teapartyfordeux: marrymemr-attractive: coffeestainedheart: I think they fell in love with that first kiss… I fell in love just watching them… I love this… this video.. These were the people made me ask that question.
