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"a beautiful little fool..."
hey-sass-butt: Fool me once, shame on me.
with-nbhd:Shame on me, you fooled me twice.
kiltedpatriot: juanrg1: Gorgeous Mercedes,care me or my kids please.You end as on the photo Mercedes Delane, whose (brief) bondage modeling career was mostly with Master Dominic Wolfe, like this.“That pleading, sad look doesn’t fool me. Everyone
nikolawashere: tired of people - tagged/me Animated by Me
wealthyhugepenis: sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
flylng: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
laugh-until-you-drop: kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
msjewbooty: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
relyonloveonceinawhile: rosefromthething: theflaggirl: you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid this still pisses me off GODDAMMIT CARL
unreasonableinsanity: roarkshop: aqueousserenade: coledownlow: I love this quote. I love this movie. This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it. Still one of my favorite lines from a movie
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
ionahi: THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
memoriesrecollected: i am infatuated by your scent that still lingers in my room. it constantly reminds me of my skin pressed against yours, how your lips tasted, the feelings you gave me. KG
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
neondiick: nipplin: when the new kid is hot Just got one at my school and holy shit. Fuck me side ways and call me Sally.
princekind: ask-bobbi: princekind: wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me) *wiggles antennas*;3 what the hell are you
easilyhumored: date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you
galeriadeilusiones: sonicscrewingdarren: teadalek: #this is literally me and I’m only like 20 #this is literally me and I’m still a youth i agree
metalhearted: ronwheezly: rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end “hit me with your best shot”
thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
anneisrestless: Stop asking me to trustyou while I’m still coughingup water from the last timeyou let me drown.
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
themobilemovement: Call me, beep me…
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
phobias: it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
vooble: New Nonsense and Fun http://www.vooble.com/get-away-from-me/Get Away From Me
sexual-feelings: brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero exactly
harry2016: me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
tubesock: cartelgathering: Tell me that I’m a good girl. Tell me that I did well. That I made you happy.
juliuscaesarofficial: hazelnutcappuccino: whose-titan: captain-fucking-levi: rainbowjaeger: choose-yukki: akigay: that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY
endable: how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
sailormoon-on-acid: glittery-slut: ☪ Fuck me now and love me later ☪ ♦ Weird Grunge ♦
makochantachibanana: anya333: When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little HOW DO YOU DO THAT
urbancatfitters: you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
I would never stop smiling if a guy looked at me that way… ^same fuck WHO IS THIS mmsksksksskidj ahh Jean-Baptiste Maunier (thank you google) LOVE ME omg we just watched a movie starring him in french class
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
brutalfuckingmetal: Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
seedy: my mum just told me that if she’d known i would be so annoying she would’ve shoved me back up there at birth
shady-god: "Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"
kaliforhnia: Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
feat: ”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me
zen-mommy: “I don’t know why I do it. You know, dresses and wear lipstick. Gives me some sort of comfort. Some kind of satisfaction. And people call me a queer for it. Since I was eleven. But that’s alright. I’m not so new to ridicule. Out of
rosaparking: rnacintosh: rosaparking: im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me it’s better than craving for her to love me back i dont know what to say im sorry
jaclcfrost: some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
I want you. Right now. Your lips on mine. Your hands around my waist. My lips on your neck. My hands running through your hair. Heavy breaths. Deep stares. I want you. Right now. In my bed. Right next to me. Holding me tight. Talking about
loveandddrevenge: Relationships are so weird to me. I prefer being alone because I know myself. I know I get jealous. I know I get overwhelmed with anxiety and push people away. I really want love but I’m afraid to make someone put up with me. I just
insertcoolpunhere: mccoyswife: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone: me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
volcainist: thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
