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“Oh, you control me, huh? I don’t think so. No, I did not take my shirt off. You can’t fool me. Pants? Ha! Jokes on you, I wasn’t wearing any.” “Wait…was I, Master?” “Whoa. What did I just call you?
How many sissies wanna kiss my feet and my cheeks? I know you want it, you can’t fool me my dear. This ass will control your sissy dick and make you beg me for my strapon on a regular basis, just to see it again @mistresskittie
“Listen you little bitch, there’s no way you’re getting out of paying the rent. Don’t think that by flirting with me or flashing your tits you’re gonna gonna fool me into letting you off easy. I get that you can’t get
hey-sass-butt: Fool me once, shame on me.
jessthemonkey: “No your father didn’t get me a boob job, why you don’t think I need one do you?” “Could have fooled me mom, that’s all I’m saying…”
Reminds me of me and Yvette c;
zudilio: artsypeach: the-wayward-vagabond: I don’t normally reblog creepypasta But this gives me a story idea. im scared because that’s happened so many times to me but wow i have inspiration now thank Oh look, FMA feels.
Well sign me the fuck up!
Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine)
hippo-dog: “ Lie to me, fool me, I want to live in this dream with you ” __________________________________ I swear this is meant to be happy ahahahaha ヽ（´∀｀）ノ
bereaving:Do you think you can fool me with this? Who do you take me for?
xanafar: xanafar: She fooled me. She told me she will stick inside the frame ;ºnº; Another follow reply. Instead of one shot, here’s some Otome breast expansion / gift unpacking for graphiteknight :3 Happy birthday. Remember to click on the pics
astro8irl: And she left me with a broken heart yeahShe fooled me twice and it’s all my fault
iwasthinkingofanimeagain: hey-sass-butt: Fool me once, shame on me. I really
lifefibersync: “Promoted to Brigadier General just for dying in the line of duty…You were supposed to be helping me work my way up through the ranks.You got it all backwards, you damn crazy fool.”
ardnale: she-lives-in-my-lap: biohazerd: clarknokent: melaninftstretchmarks: fiji-11ama: wherevermikeis: godfearingwomanist: sobeitjayt: when bae bald 😂😂 find me someone who gonna be this dumb hype for me and my bald head 😭😭😭
skimpymoms: naughty-nmmom: jessthemonkey: “No your father didn’t get me a boob job, why you don’t think I need one do you?” “Could have fooled me mom, that’s all I’m saying…” youngdominantandhung Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom
Words fall through me and always fool me.
virgoassbitch:Daily reminder that you are not fooling me. If you think that you are getting anything past me, you are not. I don’t speak on everything that I notice but just make sure you know that I do notice.
Pete and billy never disappoint me. They are literally always entertaining. I love those fools so much 😢❤
cuteys: okghost: ladyduffney: okghost: you wrote me 56 letters in the month of october You wrote me one letter in the month of november And that was enough to save me i like this comment a lot wow it sounds like a poem
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here
flowersbythebay: I want the type of guy who has enough class to pull a chair out for me and treat me like a lady but has the sense of humour to take a selfie with me on our wedding day
fyeahghostadventures: “I beg of you, do not forget me when the phenomenon of death visits me. Oh, keep my memory alive, for if you forget me, only then will I have surely died.”
idealisthymnal: So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website. Great way to capture
how-wry-innocence: brutalfuckingmetal: Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap What makes this for me is the url.
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
kismaayo: job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
katrinehvass: Ask me questions, tell me a secret or just talk to me
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
kagarishuusei: by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body
nitawhatyouneed: jayshana: angfdz: me: *has an opinion* me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view* me: *stays in my lane* THIS IF EVERYONE COULD LEARN THIS
crisping: Will you do something for me? Drive me away my home and take me to a tall hill. A hill that’s away from everything else but has a view of the city below. Let’s pack blankets and a picnic. I want us to lay under the stars and slow dance
dirtyberd:My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
juiicyriiot: knee-deep-in-clunge-mate: Me OH. Hey beanieaddict this is me talking to take-me-to-neverrrland
bustysister: I didn’t know that my big sister was spoiling me with her enthusiasm and dirty talk. She fooled me into thinking that she was a slave to my dick when really she was turning me into her slave. I realized my cock belonged to her.
Currently making a fool of myself to a stoat. Go me.
