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ryanbeford: Me: I’m so ugly! 500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!! Me: wow I’m really beautiful! 500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF????
punkwarren: striderdaves: i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying
thisfragilerose: I keep asking God,“You know this hurts, right?”As if He is unaware that this season is difficult for me. As if He doesn’t know everything about me, every last detail. As if He doesn’t know His very own daughter’s feelings.
witchcraft-y: this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
theslowpokewell: me before puberty: me after puberty:
‘just you and me against the world’ more like 'just you and me against a wall’ am i right
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
seriousjones: gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options? me:
shouldnt: my minds telling me no, but my body… my body’s telling me I’m out of shape
flums: If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
exames: canada-is-weird: Message me or s/t. I am bored and reblogging myself or snap me: cbiddle4 LOOK AT THIS NERD
damnhowell: so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her she doesn’t get it
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
urbancatfitters: you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
tubesock: cartelgathering: Tell me that I’m a good girl. Tell me that I did well. That I made you happy.
timwestwoodtv: timwestwoodtv: timwestwoodtv: this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
neilnevins: gameraboy: Cartoon aerodynamics THIS MADE ME SO MAD WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW IT’S MAKING ME EVEN MADDER
mexicanfather: me stealing your moment and making it about me
lizziemcganja: friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything? me: i don’t have money friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay me:
djscr4tch: ifuhwordscouldsay: riddleharry: troyesivan: asperfectasharmony: whatthefunniest: letters-from-the-skyy: This makes me laugh so hard every time. This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of
avoyageforever: A wrong turn led me to a field of flowers and suddenly I’m second guessing every wrong turn in my life. Every wrong turn has lead me to where I am currently, and I am happy as hell, so were they really wrong turns?
spongebrah: Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
distraction: jemthecrystalgem: interquast: men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting “you could have said that instead of me going off on you”Translates to: “you didnt say ‘yes’ to me so it’s your fault I abused you”Which is
princekind: wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
spiderinabelljar: handsome—gretel: witchcraft-y: this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game #Maybe it’s witchcraft #maybe it’s Maybelline. lost it at the tags.
reinventingthekarmicwheel: girl: i love you me: welcome to the club girl: *gets offended and walks away* me: …u were the first member like if u cried
rosyemily: me when someone tries to flirt with me
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
trollbutt: poeticus: anxiousbagel: emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people: “i would kill myself without you” “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did” basically anything that guilts the other
acepuff: stealingyourman: blu3chan: Some days I’m like ♂.. Then some days I’m like ♀ i thought these were twins for a moment but no its just somebody who is better than me in two genders No but the bit that gets me every time is THEY’RE
velvet-apathy: q-ueenofthenight: grunge as fuck Vote for me here, (in the update tab), and message me your voting number for any promo of your choice!
neondiick: doctoraesthetics: yungjoehenno: adampacmanjones: The booty drum That’s me i can be guilty for this I’d seriously love this if someone did this to me
ccharitycase: Buy me cute lingerie and smoke w/ me while I’m wearing it
coolgreenthings: Eat me out, don’t stress me out.
amytownsitchie: someone once said to me that the way you love someone can actually change their life. this has stuck with me.
jadeitemaster: kargrub: tallestsilver: hotllamasex: holyhandgrenaded: i want to play this game I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT SO ME AND THREE OTHER
You ok? You need me to eat you out? Make you a sandwich? Talk to me
blakebaggott: me when a girl is wearing make-up: yoooooooo you are killing it with that make-up me when a girl is not wearing make-up: yoooooooo you are killing it without any make-up
shanellbklyn: nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart…
inories: I need time for me, just me, no one else.
baileyarber: deldertime: strangevibezz: normandy1944: strangevibezz: baileyarber: baileyarber: Buy me more harnesses. This is still going around? Geeze baileyarber I’m inlove with you For those that know me, I do not simply lust after a pair
nikkidragneel:thejoeboard:If you ignore me once (just one time), I will automatically assume I annoy you and instantly force myself into “don’t speak unless spoken to” mode.me all the time.
tobiasmquinn:how am i meant to rant about someone if they follow me on all of my social media accounts: a novel by me
thecutestofthecute: bucky-oh-bucky: whatsbetterthanfantasy: last-snowfall: Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all. THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
kelseythefourteenthrobot:leviohsaw:I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something
jackfrostapplesauce:shanellbklyn: nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart… hey here are some more pics! “The
ocheano: kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
roarkshop: aqueousserenade: coledownlow: I love this quote. I love this movie. This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it. Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
ofcrosseddaggers: sing-thebodyelectric: today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant this is it this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
cummied: weloveshortvideos: Inappropriate words in lecture!!!! this is me beanieaddict take-me-to-neverrrland
tinyjutsu: i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom
vitamin-no: I’m such a hopeless romantic at the same time I’m not like I def want a romance book worthy story to happen to me but if you get all mushy with me I’m going to cut your tongue off
celibacy:In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him.
vinebox: theslayprint: Me watching Law & Order Me watching Law & Order
take-me-to-neverrrland beanieaddict literally me today. I took a 4 hr nap
69nd: me when i find out my friends are having fun without me
humansofnewyork: “He’s a very respectful husband. He’s different from a lot of the men in this region. He never stops me from voicing my opinions. And if he ever notices me walking down the road, there’s always hot tea and apricot cake waiting
