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gravedodgers: *tries to impress cool people who follow me*
peach94: COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
landorus: just bc my selfie isnt on your dash doesnt mean u shouldnt be reblogging it. my tagged/me is open 24/7
neondiick: YOU CAN’T GGET AWAY WITH FUCKING QUARTERS AND NICKELS!!! YOU FUCKING NEED CASH, THIS PCTURE PISSES ME OFF AND IT UNREALISTIC FUCK
thessagray: thessagray: my boyfriends mum took his phone and is now texting me i almost had a heart attack nevermind i told her a pun and now she wont text back
heckqueen: clubpenguinslut: heckqueen: MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY IS SO GREAT LIKE GIVING OUT COMPLIMENTS IS GREATER AND KNOWING YOURE THE REASON WHY THEYRE SO HAPPY MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE UR LITERALLY THE SWEETEST AND BEST PERSON ON THIS SITE ILY
adailypickupline: Now let me see what’s in those space pants.
grumpy-me: how to get girls in less than 5 seconds
jurnbo: there’s a reason there’s a me in “fame”
sherolcks: dating me would involve: bed all day netflix pizza coffee sexy time kissing tv shows
sxrreal: When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little
bevastbrilliant: One John Hughes movie for me please
herooflife: i would personally like to thank all the people who unfollow me when they get annoyed with what i post instead of sending anon hate u are what is right with the world thank u and bless u
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
acidic-child: kiss-me-vampire: ☠ Grunge Blog†♡
columbiaphoenix: counting-teacups: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww writing adult emails is awful its like hi [name of person], this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital
diam0nd-life11: eelz does this to me all the time
popunklegend: EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
randomlittlespark: whatever-peasant: Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird 12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!12:01am- I killed a man once
darmani: i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.
thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010: “All the other fairies fly, why don’t you?” “I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.”
weavemunchers: is anyone gonna kiss me or do i have to do it myself
memoriesrecollected: gifshows-blog: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good. THIS MADE ME CRY
ivour: click me
pardonmyexistence: there are boys prettier than me
sagihairius: 90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
pocahoass: Me in pretty much every social event
profounds: thosefreshguys: Love my cat. love me
wariojo: dekutree: wheelcher2: the white guy is killin me “hmm..yes..ho….mhm” *looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
roshniii: dont ask me why … bye.
oomshi: catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo
guy: me
that’s a mating call you tell me this we will have sex
holysimba: Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
acidic-child: pueriluna: Smoking calms me down. It’s enjoyable. xx
sixpenceee: my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
profounds: sussed: profounds: Me right now
ultralorde: reblog if u r madly in love with me or if u like apple juice
jemmasimmns: “i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you” a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
ashhtonfletcher: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet me
heartmehateme: shoutout to the friends that still like me all two of you
forebidden: discovereternity: Forget me not these were my grandmas favourite flowers :(
legalisation: i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf
Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.
Sand, under a 250x microscope file under things that make me want to cry about the magnificence of the world
loversinvenice: yourdisposablekid: You’ve already undressed me with your eyes i love watching a guy take off his shirt.
cath-erinenguyen: ME JUST NOW LOL
westleyy: i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
fuckinq-kissmeh: tbiamaryllis: northernmind-southernheart: The american sex education system. Why are you laughing at me Pretty much..
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
bootie: had me like
grinned: Bring Me The Horizon by connie.shao.photography on Flickr.
insigins: frickstiel: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters
emasturbating: i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
unconvenience: Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
mypussytight: dunkindont: you dont need drugs to have fun don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this
p-erksofbeingsuicidal: Bring Me The Horizon | The House Of Wolves.
